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Description (edit, 03.06.2012): updated art, added malcolm's full uniform and new team member, Hannah the Gyarados.

MALCOLM (by *Vhu )

NAME: Malcolm Alvand
AGE: 35, maybe 37, give or take, possibly, a few years kind of flew by and- wait when is his birthday again??
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 1.83 m (6 ft) / 82 kg (180 lbs)
HOMETOWN/REGION: Rustboro City/Hoenn
MILITARY FACTION: Army
MILITARY ROLE: Sergeant
EXTRA ITEMS: THIS HIP FLASK IS FULL OF WATER
THIS ONE TOO
AND THIS ONE HERE IS ORANGE JUICE NO YOU DON'T NEED TO CHECK

ASKBLOG: [link]
(features a lot more art and references, notably for the tattoo)

THEME: [link]


STORY: Ladies and Gentlemen, Malcolm Alvand does not give a fuck and does not have any time for your shit.
Last time anyone recons they saw him completely sober was when he enlisted for the first drafts of the Pokemon-Human Integration Program, but nobody is really sure. He was assigned a Mudkip as his partner and started testing for science. Curiously, his alcohol tolerance threshold has been growing since.
The fact his drunk ass wasn't booted from the Army yet usually baffles newcomers, at least until their first training, as his Swampert, Sarge , turned out to be a formidable Drill Sergeant. You know, for a giant blue amphibian.
Since Sarge needs an official human partner and for some reason refuses to cooperate with anyone but Malcolm, they just let him stay.

ROUND 3: After the defection of Gen. Jane Delancy and Minister Hayha the Kanto Military superiors have called in for additional officers to handle the confused recruits. Malcolm was brought in as a full-time Sergeant, ready, if slightly reluctant about it, to lead the soldiers into the Ecruteak Tower Siege and sporting his full uniform. He will be using Sarge in Round 3.
He finds the Rogue ideals laughable, but the defection of Jane Delancy and Hannah Campbell has struck him as unexpected and, ultimately, left him highly disappointed in both of the former Kantoans, so he's rather bitter about the whole Rogue turnabout.

PERSONALITY: Stubborn, painfully honest, unamused, complaining, vulgar, opinionated and all this crowned with the greatest indifference to your well-being. He's practically impossible to intimidate, charm, impress or persuade to anything he doesn't want to do and only responds to official orders from the higher-ups. He never addresses people by their names, using nicknames instead, and will headbutt anyone who tries to be a wise guy with him.
He's rather introverted and prefers the company of Sarge to that of other people, if at all.

TRIVIA:
- Used to be a tattooist before he enlisted. If you want a bitching tattoo and aren't afraid of drunks with needles, YOU KNOW WHO TO ASK.
- Disappears for varied periods of time and then just reappears in camp as if nothing happened. Hardly remembers anything from his disappearance.
- Hardly remember anything at all, actually.
- Does, however, seem to remember things you'd rather he didn't.
- Malcolm's been around for quite some time; nobody really pays attention to his drunk ass and it turns out he's actually seen his fair share of things. With the right approach his seemingly foggy memory can become unexpectedly clear.

RUMORS AND MYTHS:
Word among the recruits has it, that...
- His blood is, at this point, pure alcohol. Someone said they saw a Zubat get drunk from biting him.
- He manages to stay fit despite nobody ever really seeing him do anything but drink and sleep.
- He can sharpen knives against his stubble.
- He headbutted an enemy Salamance into submission.
- He can rival Roy Rommel in table flipping.

SARGE (by *NightHead )
Link to Nighthead's first submission for Sarge

Swampert | Serious| Torrent | Male

MOVES: Hydro-pump | Hammer Arm | Earthquake | Ice Punch

PERSONALITY: Sarge is a pretty hard and serious guy, having next to zero nonsense tolerance, ESPECIALLY when it comes to his trainees. He's friendly as long as you don't screw up. He's famous for Hydro-Pumping misbehaving recruits.

BACKSTORY: Sarge was raised along a large group of other pokemon for future military use, where he learned all about military tactics from the recently formed tamers battalion. A while before the war began, Sarge and his trainer were assigned for boot duties. Since there wasn't much going on, and being a really lazy guy, Malcolm Alvand spent most of his days drinking and sleeping. Sarge's sense of duty wouldn't allow for this kind of behavior, but since Malcolm was still his superior, the only thing he could do was train the new recruits as best as he could without much help from his owner (who decides just being there and screaming at people is good enough).

THEME: [link] and [link]

ASKBLOG: [link]

HANNAH
Gyarados | Calm | Intimidate | Female

MOVES: Flail | Bulldoze | Rain Dance | Roar

PERSONALITY: Hannah is an older and, consequently, rather tame Gyarados, but don't let her her passive nature fool you into lowering your guard. She does not like being bothered and will lash out in warning if provoked and out in the battlefield she's just as dangerous as any Gyarados, if not even slightly more, as her brutal actions are more then often a result of an unexpected for her species cunning.

BACKSTORY: A Gyarados caught in the wild and assigned for handing out to recruits on account of her compatible, for her species, nature, Hannah was picked up by Malcolm in place of an Onyx he was previously suggested to add to his team .
Malcolm named his new team member after Hannah Campbell , much to the scientist's dismay and his great amusement .

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Sarge (c) *NightHead
Malcolm and art on this app (c) me

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Comments: 127

Vhu In reply to ??? [2013-11-18 11:00:52 +0000 UTC]

Do you mean this one? [LINK ]

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roobertoober In reply to Vhu [2013-11-18 21:53:00 +0000 UTC]

Yesss that is the one. Guess I could have linked it in the reply post, couldn't I. Herp.

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roobertoober In reply to ??? [2013-11-18 06:58:32 +0000 UTC]

NEVERMIND I found it on the Tumblr after all. If I do ever get up the courage/money I'll make sure to show pics and credit you. Assuming, of course, it's okay. Which I would totally understand if it wasn't.

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TeapotSalty [2013-03-04 03:18:41 +0000 UTC]

how do you join end run

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Vhu In reply to TeapotSalty [2013-03-09 04:00:52 +0000 UTC]

You have to draw blood runes on the ground to summon the dark spirits of the Elder Forces, ask them to open the Eldritch Gates so you may enter the Forbidden Realm and then make a sacrificial offering to the Old Gods in exchange for which they might grant you entry into End Run.

Or go to #END-RUN--Pokemon-OCT and ask on the main page how to join as an NPC, as it is no longer possible to join as a contestant. The people there should sufficiently fill you in on the what-hows and answer any questions with more competence then I.

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catandcrown In reply to Vhu [2013-09-22 13:53:18 +0000 UTC]

...why did i only just see the above comment? XDΒ 

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Vhu In reply to catandcrown [2013-09-22 22:33:07 +0000 UTC]

You don't stalk my comments and replies hard enough. Unacceptable.

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catandcrown In reply to Vhu [2013-09-23 08:54:28 +0000 UTC]

I am a busy man :I

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uberWurmple [2012-07-02 02:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Okay, this is terrifying - That's my first name, AND my first ever starter. I'm so glad he doesn't resemble me in any other way.

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Vhu In reply to uberWurmple [2012-07-08 21:26:28 +0000 UTC]

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Kirsui [2012-06-13 16:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Sarge and Hannah... The way you drew them makes those two pokemon look so bad-ass. o__o Would not want to piss them off, not at all. XD

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Edhelistar [2012-06-09 20:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Alvand's another alternate theme! [link] Yeah, he's that awesome!

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FirstNoelle [2012-06-07 13:03:49 +0000 UTC]

BOSS STATUS <3
Hannah =

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Vhu In reply to FirstNoelle [2012-06-07 17:58:07 +0000 UTC]

Johto ain't got nothin' on 'im!


Hannah appreciates the love. As much as a 25 foot tall karpkraken can, so probably with some rage, but- you know. It's good.

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FirstNoelle In reply to Vhu [2012-06-08 17:15:25 +0000 UTC]

Im glad Hannah likes the love, even if she has an odd way of showing it.
Much like my sister. xD

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AngelicDragonPuppy [2012-06-04 01:58:23 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh yay good to say Hannah added in!

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Vhu In reply to AngelicDragonPuppy [2012-06-07 17:56:06 +0000 UTC]

Hah, good to officially have her on the team, finally! XD

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AngelicDragonPuppy In reply to Vhu [2012-06-07 23:54:26 +0000 UTC]

*good to see ugh half-asleep typing ;___;

Indeed! Looking forward to seeing more of her (and the other team members!) in future

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ChanChanLee [2012-06-03 23:49:54 +0000 UTC]

My my, Mr. Alvand, you sure do clean up nicely~

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Vhu In reply to ChanChanLee [2012-06-07 17:55:49 +0000 UTC]

Why, if he groomed back to his Swing!Form, he'd looks like a decent human being!
Given he wouldn't grin at anyone, ever.

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ZonbiiGangsta [2012-06-03 20:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Darnit. I just recently drew a gyarados, and I was all proud, but then I just saw HALF OF THE GYARADOS FACE YOU DREW, and suddenly life was meaningless. ...In other words, good job XD

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Vhu In reply to ZonbiiGangsta [2012-06-07 17:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Aaah, thanks so much!

B-but Gyarados ARE the meaning of life-! How could have lost your way in face of such a magnificent beast! ;D;

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ZonbiiGangsta In reply to Vhu [2012-06-14 00:18:07 +0000 UTC]

...good point! Perhaps I have merely been graced by the half face of god almighty itself!

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Clockrobber [2012-06-03 20:23:25 +0000 UTC]

I wish I were alcohol so he’d like me as much as I like him.
EHEM I MEAN. Good job. He is an interesting character to say the least!
To say the least...

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Vhu In reply to Clockrobber [2012-06-07 17:53:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh my. :Ic

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batcrooks [2012-06-03 17:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Aaah, I thought the uniform was green from the thumbnail and I was like MALCOLM NO WHY AAAH
But no. He is looking very slick in that uniform!

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Vhu In reply to batcrooks [2012-06-07 17:53:25 +0000 UTC]

Haww, thank you!

PSHH, MALCOLM AIN'T NO TURNCLOAK
because obviously the rogues could never sustain him

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FakaPokeBio [2012-06-03 15:39:18 +0000 UTC]

Looks like things are going to be fun on the bun, now!
Oh gorsh his uniform is so clean-looking it's unreal.

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Vhu In reply to FakaPokeBio [2012-06-07 17:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Aye'!
I don't think he wore his official uniform since he was made sergeant years ago, so go figure. :u

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icytemporalist [2012-04-20 08:40:04 +0000 UTC]

...one thing I've never understood about this guy, is that if he's from Rustboro ie Hoenn, why is he on Kanto's side and thus fighting against his homeland?

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Vhu In reply to icytemporalist [2012-04-22 22:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Because he's a dick.


Naw', he moved from Hoenn to Kanto many years ago and drafted into the Pokemon-Human Integration Program in Kanto before the current alliance between Hoenn and Johto was established.

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icytemporalist In reply to Vhu [2012-04-22 22:34:13 +0000 UTC]

...
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Vhu In reply to icytemporalist [2012-04-30 08:03:33 +0000 UTC]

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icytemporalist In reply to Vhu [2012-04-30 22:37:42 +0000 UTC]

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FirstNoelle [2012-03-19 23:51:35 +0000 UTC]

That is one sexy hunk of man.
Lol Sarge <333

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Icey5670 [2012-03-19 19:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Malcom just cracks me up so hard. hehe

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Magdelynne [2012-03-10 22:26:18 +0000 UTC]

This guy. XD

(He is wonderful.)

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AngelicDragonPuppy [2012-03-06 04:03:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh my Lord that swampert is SO CUTE that hat is perfect X'DDD That rayquaza tattoo is rockin', too!

Neat guy, looking forward to seeing him--or rather, his swampert--knocking the new recruits into line.

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Vhu In reply to AngelicDragonPuppy [2012-03-10 10:34:59 +0000 UTC]

The Swampert is courtesy of the magnificent *NightHead , I only provided the trainer. c;

I won't be making any entries featuring Malcolm, but the requirements for the first round of End Run introduced the possibility of featuring Sarge and Malcolm in contestant entries. You can find them here!

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AngelicDragonPuppy In reply to Vhu [2012-03-16 23:53:54 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, then I shall compliment you on the trainer! That rayquaza tattoo is amazing--rayquazas already look wicked cool, and you have managed to amp that epic up a few notches. And Malcolm just has such a wonderfully irritated clean and vigilant expression, I'm sure he'll do a great job with the new recruits!

Indeed, I found this ref through my friend's entry with him--and now have seen him in several more! Real epic characters you've got going on man, it's good fun seeing what everyone's doing with them. X'D

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Vhu In reply to AngelicDragonPuppy [2012-03-19 18:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeee, thanks so much!
Malcolm is just such a wondrous personality.
Simply wondrous.

It is indeed! It was insanely flattering in how many pictures he was featured and it was interesting to see all the different stylistic takes on him. c,:

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timekeeper1792 [2012-03-02 04:56:44 +0000 UTC]

i have to say..... i started reading this and couldn't stop cracking up XP....this is the funniest thing i have seen about Pokemon in forever.....next to Ash getting his ass zapped by Pikachu like a hundred times in the first episode. Very well done on the character, rely tells me a lot about how shit will go down if you piss him off..... as far as i can see, he's a Chuck Norris-mixed with Rorona Zolo from One piece-mixed with Bender from Futurama-mixed with 1 ton of 'Go fuck yourself. And your kids. And your life.' As awesome an anti-hero I've ever seen, and you just gotta love that Sarge....considering he's probably 2x the size as any of the recruits, it makes it even funnier that he would own them even without using any moves XP

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Vhu In reply to timekeeper1792 [2012-03-02 15:03:51 +0000 UTC]

Ahahah, thank you! I'm glad you enjoy the character. As you see he's meant to be pretty exaggerated and his appearance in End Run is all in good fun, really. :,D
If you're interested in more Malcolm shenanigans, especially in interactions with other characters, there is a link to his tumblr in the description which I manage in-character for him. Sarge also has a tumblr which is mostly updated with short comics. c:

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timekeeper1792 In reply to Vhu [2012-03-02 21:41:57 +0000 UTC]

nice, i'll have to check it out some time

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Miruae [2012-02-29 11:35:37 +0000 UTC]

....Such a glorious man ohmygod //////// And dat Swampert e q e

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Vhu In reply to Miruae [2012-03-02 14:58:56 +0000 UTC]

Obviously he is the finest specimen of MAN. /wise nod

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Miruae In reply to Vhu [2012-03-02 17:45:20 +0000 UTC]

I agree with this statement. e v e

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Badgerface567 [2012-02-23 16:40:06 +0000 UTC]

That's my husband right there...

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Shadoritos [2012-02-14 03:39:51 +0000 UTC]

aaaaah Why do I see myself in him!? *brick'd*

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Forta-Verity-Amity [2012-01-31 01:42:23 +0000 UTC]

Aww, darnit.

Now I'm seein' Sarge shoutin' things like "Shotgun" and makin' fun of recruits' stories about made up animals, like that "Chupa-thingy" XD

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