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Published: 2009-08-28 02:07:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 3483; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 29
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Description For the record I have nothing against people who work for telemarketers, and do their best to earn an honest living doing a hard job. I do have issues with telemarketing businesses that condone dishonesty, pray on customers, and generally believe that making a sale at all costs with complete disregard to the most basic decency and ethics is not only acceptable but the norm.

As for this page I have only one other thing to say, please don’t judge Leira too harshly. She might not be the bravest Drow ever but she has a good heart


[link] Le Cover page (read from beginning)

[link] Le page 11: We are the champions! (and some fanservice to sweeten things up)

[link] Le page 13: Overconfidence cracked the nut
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Comments: 46

Archsteel [2014-02-02 05:13:21 +0000 UTC]

We all saw this coming.

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vick330 In reply to Archsteel [2014-02-15 20:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Aye, but the Aerith-death meme gets old RPG after RPG

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TheGhostOfFreedom [2009-09-20 09:52:32 +0000 UTC]

I've missed this comic.

Nooooo they've killed Her ... well at least SHe's dead with a funny face.

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vick330 In reply to TheGhostOfFreedom [2009-09-21 18:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Read on for I have my own version of what happened in the game

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NIELSPETERDEJONG [2009-09-12 16:30:35 +0000 UTC]

My feelings exactly (the last panel i mean)

Too bad that once i killed him, they made such a small deal out of it: and simply went on...

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vick330 In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2009-09-12 21:37:49 +0000 UTC]

I guess by that time they'd had enough of killing and maiming, so one more or one less didn't make much difference regardless of what past history they had

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Yeniel [2009-09-03 23:24:17 +0000 UTC]

Ahah, le meilleur moyen de se debarasser des telemarketeurs, c'est de dire que tu vas te coucher et que t'as pas le temps xD!

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vick330 In reply to Yeniel [2009-09-04 13:25:52 +0000 UTC]

Moi je leur dis: "Je sais que vous avez un script devant vous, et que vous avez reponse à toutes mes objections, alors je vais me taire et nous pouvons perdre notre temps en silence." Ils comprennent le message assez vite d'habitude

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RORSTER [2009-08-31 16:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Telemarketers! GRRRR!

I'm sure glad I'm on my country's "do not call list."

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vick330 In reply to RORSTER [2009-09-01 13:59:49 +0000 UTC]

So am I, but my bank and credit card companies still can call me. What I tell them now is that I know they have a script in front of them, and that whatever I say they have a reply to it.

So I inform them that we can do things 2 ways, they can waste a lot of time that would be better used calling someone else, or they can accept the fact that I'm not interested in their product/service, never have and never will.

Suprinsingly enough most get the message in the first 45 seconds of our conversation

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RORSTER In reply to vick330 [2009-09-03 14:22:34 +0000 UTC]

For the ones who do call, I have a unique way of dealing with them.

When I pick up the phone all I say is,"hello."

I then wait 15-20 seconds to hear a response. If I don't hear anything by then, I know it's a telemarketer and I hang up. I have yet to get any followup call the next day by that particular telemarketing company for whatever it is they are trying to sell at that time.

For that matter, the ony ones who do call back have first talk to my wife (they then call back later), or the ones who get our message machine.

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vick330 In reply to RORSTER [2009-09-03 14:24:19 +0000 UTC]

If I say "hello" they launch into their sales pitch, so you must have a more intimidating voice than mine

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RORSTER In reply to vick330 [2009-09-05 17:25:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I doubt that.

It may be the telemarketer's training. It might also be something in their programmed system that waits for a momentary pause and then connects the call to the telemarketer when it hears the call receipient speak again. That's my best guess about how their electronic calling system works in this half of the world!

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vick330 In reply to RORSTER [2009-09-08 17:26:07 +0000 UTC]

I usually get those automated messages when I'm out for some reason, and since the answering machine replies I end up with their sales pitch. It stops there because afterwards a live telemarketer comes on and goes, "Hello? Helloooooooo." and doesn't insist.

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kerighan [2009-08-30 21:11:15 +0000 UTC]

really, priceless

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vick330 In reply to kerighan [2009-08-30 22:43:15 +0000 UTC]

And wait to see the next page where Leira kicks ass, or something...

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Macabrecabra [2009-08-28 20:45:58 +0000 UTC]

curse those telemarketing duegars XD that part had me cracking up :3

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vick330 In reply to Macabrecabra [2009-08-30 21:13:31 +0000 UTC]

Telemarketing zombies are even worse, their evil masters know when you are sleeping and were you are awake. They know when you're eating or when you just stepped in your bathtub, and they select those moments for their minions to call you

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pryme-caliber [2009-08-28 15:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Telemarketers! Truly the most evil of beasts!!

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vick330 In reply to pryme-caliber [2009-08-30 21:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Even Evil itself wets his underwear at their mention (if Evil wore underwear, which it doesn't, being evil).

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Silieth [2009-08-28 13:42:27 +0000 UTC]

But where did Bevil go?

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vick330 In reply to Silieth [2009-08-30 21:15:10 +0000 UTC]

Check page 13 [link] he was in the bathroom

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Silieth In reply to vick330 [2009-09-01 11:14:26 +0000 UTC]

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Epantiras [2009-08-28 11:57:13 +0000 UTC]

nice ^_^
btw, just a little parody-making tip: I always make pages end with the punchline or with the funniest frame, if you make it end with a "serious" panel it will ruin the fun effect of the previous panel a little! In other words, if I were you I'd make this page end with the gith mage's comment.

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vick330 In reply to Epantiras [2009-08-30 21:18:41 +0000 UTC]

I agree on that general point, your comic gets me at every page because you're good at punchlines. In this case I struggled with that last panel, I wasn't sure if I was going to put it on the next page.

Problem was it would have made page 13 too long, plus I felt the last panel contrasted well with the first, showing Leira's change of mind.

In the future though I will try to end with a punchline or a cliffhanger if possible. Thank you for the tip

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Lweeling [2009-08-28 08:55:37 +0000 UTC]

Non Amie! J'avoue avoir été étonnée la première fois que j'ai joué: "quoi ils tuent notre meilleure amie dès le début? C'est plus violent que nwn 1 ! Quoique l'attaque de l'académie était pas mal aussi.."

Je trouve Leira rigolote pour ma part et puis elle a pas entièrement tort, elle a rien à faire ici à la base

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vick330 In reply to Lweeling [2009-08-30 21:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Amie a souffert du syndrome de Aeris Gainsbourouh de Final Fantasy VII. J'étais plutôt choqué qu'elle meure dans le jeu, mais on peut reprendre l'histoire n'est pas?

Je n'en dis pas plus

Et pour Leira, elle n'est peut-être pas super-brave, mais elle est loin d'être conne

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Lweeling In reply to vick330 [2009-08-31 11:55:28 +0000 UTC]

Ouais Leira en force! Je l'aime bien ^^
La suite promet en tout cas!

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vick330 In reply to Lweeling [2009-09-01 14:12:52 +0000 UTC]

Maintenant que toute la scene à West Harbor finit avec la page 13, je vais pouvoir commencer les trucs intérêssants. Entre autres on va en apprendre plus sur Leira quand elle va rencontrer Khelgar

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Lweeling In reply to vick330 [2009-09-01 14:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Ah ça promet d'être marrant ^^

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General-Krad [2009-08-28 05:54:31 +0000 UTC]

Panels 1, 3, 4, 6, and 7 are hilarious! Well, that's what hapens when ya try to interfere ina wizard battle, even if one of them is wearing boxers.

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vick330 In reply to General-Krad [2009-08-30 21:22:46 +0000 UTC]

The evil wizard wears no pants in public, it proves his evilness

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General-Krad In reply to vick330 [2009-08-31 01:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Most assuredly!

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Lombax786 [2009-08-28 04:52:53 +0000 UTC]

Huh. Strange yet sadistic. Amie hasn't even tried to help Traumas yet and she's already zapped by...that guy in boxers(?). Well, at least that punched Leira's Berserk Button - or so the last panel implies.

And curse them Grey Dwarven Telemarketers. XD

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vick330 In reply to Lombax786 [2009-08-30 21:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Exactly, as is seen in page 13 [link] (now up)

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MASRMiller [2009-08-28 04:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Okay first part with the telemarketers very funny. But I don't get the end other than Drow girl is about to open up a major can of kick thier ass on those wizards.

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vick330 In reply to MASRMiller [2009-08-30 21:24:17 +0000 UTC]

Kick their asses or something...

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MASRMiller In reply to vick330 [2009-08-31 19:53:31 +0000 UTC]

lmao

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KaijuDuke [2009-08-28 03:01:16 +0000 UTC]

Halmes who us magic?! IMPOSSIBLE!! The Jaals must be dumping biogolem waste on the surface world again!

P.S. OH MY SHARESS! THEY KILLED AMIE! YOU BASTARDS!

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vick330 In reply to KaijuDuke [2009-08-30 21:25:45 +0000 UTC]

This time Kenny gets to live

South Park is just south of West Harbor, you know

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sigel4ever [2009-08-28 02:59:29 +0000 UTC]

somebody dies now!

(i didn't refer to the spellcaster who down, i hope not dead)

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vick330 In reply to sigel4ever [2009-08-30 21:26:12 +0000 UTC]

You shall see

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sigel4ever In reply to vick330 [2009-08-31 00:06:38 +0000 UTC]

oooooh

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AmritaSama [2009-08-28 02:26:38 +0000 UTC]

Overconfidence cracked whose nut[s]? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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vick330 In reply to AmritaSama [2009-08-30 21:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Look at page 13, it's up now [link]

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AmritaSama In reply to vick330 [2009-08-31 01:30:37 +0000 UTC]

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