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Description Ooh er, I'm sensing someone's going to be spanked. Real soon. And no, it's not gonna be Oghren, Maker forbid.

Still in search of proper, non-goodiegoodie-chantry-virgin-type of swear words (she just doesn't do 'Andraste's holy ashes', and talking about knickers when one is supposed to be angry and intimidating just doesn't work... HALP. Anyone.). In the meantime, let's pretend 'what the hell' isn't in any way a culturally charged expression.

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issuldra [2013-01-18 23:24:25 +0000 UTC]

In case you are still looking for nifty swear words:
"Sweet bride of the Maker!" "Maker's Breath!" Aveline uses "Flames" in DA2, and I think I heard "Andrastae's Flaming Ass" somewhere.
And you could always go with the "I've been around dwarves too long" and start throwing around "nug-humper" "Sweet Bloody Stone" and "By the tits of my anscestors." My warden does that once-or-twice.

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victricia In reply to issuldra [2013-01-23 14:34:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the tips! I've since amassed a nice collection that I keep in a separate file, and I think all of these are there. Plus Zimrathon is now in charge of the writing department.

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inkDRAG0N [2011-03-26 04:34:56 +0000 UTC]

I've heard some of the characters use "andraste's blood!" or "andraste's flaming sword!"
(or there's always andraste's knicker-weasels )

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victricia In reply to inkDRAG0N [2011-03-26 07:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes, that's pretty common. I think Andraste's blood is Nathaniel's personal favourite. Thanks!

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CelticDragon0 [2010-08-17 23:50:52 +0000 UTC]

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twisk [2010-07-14 17:12:03 +0000 UTC]

I like the small thunders from her eyes hahahaha

And "I might still be forging the moaning atatue..." Thank you, Oghren, no details please

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victricia In reply to twisk [2010-07-14 17:19:34 +0000 UTC]

it was a direct quote! XD And there's more! XD

When I was a kid, all the comics I read signified anger with those small lightnings XD I grew up with Tintin, Asterix, Lucky Luke, Yoko Tsuno, Spirou et Fantasio (and MARSUPILAMI!!), Elfquest... The world of Manga is pretty strange to me

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twisk In reply to victricia [2010-07-15 20:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Tintin, Asterix, Lucky Luke - checked I also read Thorgal all the time when I was small, as it was one of first oh so awesome comics printed in my country
But manga and anime always was and is still part of my life I was greatly influenced by it I must admit, not only by the way it is drawn but by the stories mostly ^^

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A-Redheads-Ramblings [2010-07-06 19:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Drunk Oghren is drunk. Also hilarious

Hmmmm swear words huh lemme think about that a minute ........

Okay some of these might be obvious but I'll put em in anyway;

By the Maker
Maker's breath
Blood and damnation
By the Archdemon's tail
Andraste tears
Taint it all
Darkspawn take it/you/them etc
By the tits of my ancestors! - stolen from Oghren
Thunderhumper! - agian stolen fro Oghren
Sod it.
Creators!
What in Andraste's name ...
Andraste's sword

hmmm all I can think of at the moment but hope it helps

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victricia In reply to A-Redheads-Ramblings [2010-07-06 20:09:53 +0000 UTC]

I was also having a VERY boring day at work today, so I cooked up something completely new - By the Maker's hairy arse. XD

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A-Redheads-Ramblings In reply to victricia [2010-07-07 18:06:58 +0000 UTC]

I like it

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victricia In reply to A-Redheads-Ramblings [2010-07-07 18:27:25 +0000 UTC]

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victricia In reply to A-Redheads-Ramblings [2010-07-06 20:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Ooooh, this is super-helpful! Some of them are more Alistair, but some of those I really hadn't even thought of! Blood and Damnation! How had I forgotten that! Thank you, dear!

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A-Redheads-Ramblings In reply to victricia [2010-07-07 18:07:21 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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JadeAnnabelArt [2010-07-05 03:24:20 +0000 UTC]

good point howe.

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victricia In reply to JadeAnnabelArt [2010-07-05 07:45:53 +0000 UTC]

Ssshhh!

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rooster82 [2010-07-05 02:19:39 +0000 UTC]

Ew, Og's breath is green. FOUL! XD

I'm having that swear word problem as well. All the swears using 'Andraste' or 'Maker' lack umph. I don't know... how about "Bloody Andraste!"?

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victricia In reply to rooster82 [2010-07-05 07:45:37 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! They're more 'aww dammit' or just funny. Andraste's holy knickers is funny but it definitely lacks . Why can't there be a proper devil-character one could swear by? Or like we do in Finland and swear by pre-christian gods... I'll soon have to get inventing stuff.

I giggled so bad when I drew the breath XD And, going back through the previous comics, I noticed Oghren ALWAYS burps. Why, do I see him as a stereotype? Not at all!

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SynneWarrior [2010-07-05 01:59:57 +0000 UTC]

well, ogrehn NEEDS a spanking!!

eeww all that beer breath.....

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victricia In reply to SynneWarrior [2010-07-05 07:38:35 +0000 UTC]

I've got a soft spot for him. I don't keep him around very much, though, and I'm afraid he's succumbing to drink in the meantime... All that talk about living pantsmonsters... Oh dear.

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SynneWarrior In reply to victricia [2010-07-05 10:29:08 +0000 UTC]

XXXDDDDDD schelts!!!!

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Corbie [2010-07-04 23:59:03 +0000 UTC]

I always liked Shianni's "Andraste's ass" swear. That might be a little more angry-sounding.

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victricia In reply to Corbie [2010-07-05 07:37:31 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU. That's good. I'll use it in the future

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CelticDragon0 [2010-07-04 22:04:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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victricia In reply to CelticDragon0 [2010-07-04 22:21:14 +0000 UTC]

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LillaMamman [2010-07-04 21:42:40 +0000 UTC]

So typical Oghren!

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victricia In reply to LillaMamman [2010-07-04 21:43:11 +0000 UTC]

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LillaMamman In reply to victricia [2010-07-05 07:39:34 +0000 UTC]

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