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Vocalkokoro — That Awkward Moment...

Published: 2013-06-03 14:51:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1856; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 5
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Description When somebody calls you on the phone and you think it's a friend that you forgot to save his contacts on, and then it turns out to be some chick with a deep Indian accent trying to sell you a sex product, and apparently you're too nice to just hang up the phone while she's still talking......... XD

True story, it happened to me a while ago. XD
I received a phone call, which I normally don't answer if I don't recognize the number, but I thought it was another friend trying to recommend me a summer job. So I answered the phone and then came some random chick I don't know with an Indian accent that starts talking to me. I could barely understand any of what she was saying, so I had a lot of trouble catching on. (I'm really not trying to be racist, it's just that I personally have a hard time understanding people with accents. There's nothing wrong with them, I'm just not good at it. I mean really, my grandpa doesn't even have an accent and I can barely understand him because he mumbles so much. XD) I was trying to be nice and tell her that I was not interested in buying any product, but she just kept going on and on about advertising it. Then she tried to crack a joke that really made no sense. XD She asked me repeatedly HOW I WANT TO PAY HER, what credit card type, and what my address was. And I just kept telling her "I'm sorry, but no thank you, I really do not want the product." She'd pause for a minute and just start advertising again. "The all new... the all new... the all new" blah blah blah. And again, I seriously can't understand what she's saying at all, barely. Then she just came out and said "Don't you want to know what it's like to have really great sex??" And I just freak out "WAIT WHAT?!" After explaining to her repeatedly that I'm not old enough to buy, much less USE, the product (For those who don't know, I'm 17, but I was only a few months away from 17 at the time.), she eventually just said "thank you for your time" and hung up before I could say goodbye.
Why the heck does all the weird stuff happen to me?! I mean jeez, I'm the innocent one!! XD
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Comments: 65

abcdft [2013-08-07 11:44:54 +0000 UTC]

I know how it feels... sorta.
When I was younger, my mom left her phone at home and I was alone (no, my governess was sleeping). Suddenly her phone rang. I picked it up... and then there was a strange man's voice which laughed a lot and then it said "F*** you, b****." I threw the phone and screamed. Really, it was horrifying! And how much old was I? 7, I guess.

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CloakedSchemer-VI [2013-07-07 22:04:44 +0000 UTC]

I totally know how you feel about random people people calling you...
I had something like that happen to me multiple times where people who speak pure spanish are either yelling, asking me for someone (in thick english...), or trying to sell me something...
in the end, i never understood them nor did i ever take spanish .___.

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GaleSpider [2013-07-06 05:18:37 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! Oh lordies! XD Made my night!

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LightAppend [2013-06-08 06:40:10 +0000 UTC]

I know how you feel Voca-san...These stuff happens to me alot (I'm just only 15, [turned 15 last April]) I happen to answer a "$#& seller" like that 4 times..... I couldn't barely stand their Advertisement! DX (I could just only tell them to "SHUT THE @#$% UP, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR PRODUCTS!", but I can't )

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HYBRiD-eMPReSS [2013-06-06 00:43:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh God why? O_O
~Rose

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SailorMewIchigo [2013-06-04 22:03:08 +0000 UTC]

Whoaaa... what the heck?! XD .. that is SOOOO weird xD i have a hard time understanding people with accents too xD

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cinnamontblanc [2013-06-04 07:28:29 +0000 UTC]

Ack...that sounds scary o_e You poor guy!

I remember I kept getting text message advertisements for some kind of nightclub once, I think it was called "The Vault" or something...it was in a city that's something like 20 hours away from my hometown. I think someone subscribed to them, but they were accidentally sending messages to my phone instead. Eventually I had to ask my mum to help me get them to stop sending those texts to me, because I was about 14 at the time X'D

But still, Kaito's expression is priceless here X'D

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jrikkocabatasedit [2013-06-04 00:37:41 +0000 UTC]

That.... was..... weird...... O.o

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StrawberrySuki [2013-06-04 00:35:08 +0000 UTC]

That's very weird and funny xD
I especially love Kaito's face expression! x3

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decgirl555 [2013-06-03 23:58:28 +0000 UTC]

0.0 ... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what?

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The-WinterRose [2013-06-03 20:32:29 +0000 UTC]

Omg! Thats somewhat hilarious!

Whenever i get numbers like that, i hang up immediately

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CatGirlSLP [2013-06-03 20:03:34 +0000 UTC]

My friend Maria recently got a call, and the guy on the other end said 'five days...' (but we're assuming its a joke) and now Voca-san is getting awkward sex call messages. 0_0 What is with all the weird phone calls???

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tomskalover123 [2013-06-03 18:46:24 +0000 UTC]

my cousin had the same thing and bought 5 o.O

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Xeno-Fan-Jay [2013-06-03 16:49:04 +0000 UTC]

LOL, she creepeh!

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NikoRuRene [2013-06-03 16:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Lord...that's SO awkward...good thing Miku didn't come in...

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RiinaInverse [2013-06-03 16:10:06 +0000 UTC]

Aww cmon Voca you know you wanted it!

Although according to that picture maybe secretly kaito would!

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Vocalkokoro In reply to RiinaInverse [2013-06-03 16:12:21 +0000 UTC]

.................................. NO. X'D

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RiinaInverse In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-04 01:25:15 +0000 UTC]

why not

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Vocalkokoro In reply to RiinaInverse [2013-06-04 02:51:16 +0000 UTC]

I'm 17, I'm not gonna buy a sex toy/drink/pill! XD

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RiinaInverse In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-04 07:07:49 +0000 UTC]

XDDD aww cmon it'd be hysterical to see your family/friend's faces when you get it in the mail XDD lol im teasing ya

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Umii-tan [2013-06-03 16:04:58 +0000 UTC]

Shit... ._. Lucky that never happened to me, would be something really embarrassing. ^_^"

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Mippin736 [2013-06-03 15:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Omg I can barely understand people with accents

it sucks because a ton of Indian people with HEAVY ACCENTS work at the Subway I go to so whenever they ask if I want Parmesan on my food I have to ask them to repeat it twenty times and it makes them think I'm stone deaf (/ono)/

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XaiosSilverStorm21 [2013-06-03 15:53:36 +0000 UTC]

I have had that problem a lot, I usually say no thank you and hang up

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Cassandra55 [2013-06-03 15:42:45 +0000 UTC]

....
That was a very awkward moment O.O

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BlakeJX [2013-06-03 15:38:20 +0000 UTC]

I hang up my phone once the talker stops speaking lol
That's my reaction to random numbers

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VocaloidMidget [2013-06-03 15:19:08 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFT! XD (~>w >)~ they're always after the innocent ones

hehe just teasing you. XD

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OCcreator14 [2013-06-03 15:18:03 +0000 UTC]

"Don't you want to know what it's like to have really great sex??"
Oh dear that must have been embaressing

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Kunstdamon [2013-06-03 15:15:34 +0000 UTC]

O______________e;;;;;;;;;

Lets just saaayyyy.....I had a somewhat awkward experience with an Indian over the phone...

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TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 15:12:47 +0000 UTC]

"Don't know want to know what it's like to have really great sex??" You'll get there eventually.

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 15:15:49 +0000 UTC]

... You can shush it. XD

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 15:24:33 +0000 UTC]

You know you want to~

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 15:31:25 +0000 UTC]

I am not going to hook up with some Indian chick that talks and repeats herself for like 2 hours and I can barely understand anything she's saying. XD

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 15:39:11 +0000 UTC]

Nu, I meant with Cassie!

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 15:47:45 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD NO!! SHUT UP YOU TROLL!! >/////////<

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 15:59:58 +0000 UTC]

You know you'd do it.

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AmiMeito-chan In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-04 01:51:03 +0000 UTC]

Up until now you kept replying with a trollface. XDDD

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TealStripedTights In reply to AmiMeito-chan [2013-06-04 14:54:26 +0000 UTC]

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AmiMeito-chan In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-06 04:36:19 +0000 UTC]

Was expected. XDDD

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 16:09:04 +0000 UTC]

No, I am doing none of this!: (Seriously looks like something else... XD)

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 17:16:02 +0000 UTC]

(Three hands. ) Listen, it's easy to lose control and not realize what you're doing. Take it from me.

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 17:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Yezzzz, but is still not happening! XD

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 18:02:19 +0000 UTC]

Suuuuuure it's not.

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 18:30:46 +0000 UTC]

You're just being silly. XD

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 18:47:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. Don't you go having sex at 17. x.x

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 18:55:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm not gonna do that. O.O

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 19:10:43 +0000 UTC]

You better not.

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 19:46:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm not going to do anything. Besides, wasn't if originally me tell you not to? o.o

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-03 19:54:52 +0000 UTC]

"Besides, wasn't if originally me tell you not to? o.o" ... What?

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Vocalkokoro In reply to TealStripedTights [2013-06-03 20:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Sorry. I meant to say wasn't it originally me telling you not to? o.o

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TealStripedTights In reply to Vocalkokoro [2013-06-04 02:07:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but that didn't stop me.

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