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Vypor — Life of the Troll-Wannabe by-nc-nd

Published: 2011-08-30 07:39:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1425; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 25
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Description Frankly, it needed to be said.
There are so many people out there think they're such hotrod trolls when really the only skill they actually have is beating the proverbial dead horse to try and drag out drama as long as they can to make themselves feel better.


It is a very sad truth indeed.


But props to those who realize when they're starting to turn into one and stop the process.


This pic is mine, but I give permission to share it around if you so feel like it. Just don't claim it as your own obviously. lol
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Comments: 148

xemnasthehedgehog [2011-09-01 10:44:27 +0000 UTC]

How true. And I'm going to put this one in my torllpics collection, thanks for making this good sir : P

Well, I sometimes do troll a bit but not in a douchebag way (I'm more likely to troll in online games). Not by flaming them.

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Vypor In reply to xemnasthehedgehog [2011-09-01 18:57:17 +0000 UTC]

Trolling is ok in moderation.

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Thomas0607 [2011-09-01 02:08:12 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever trolled? I know you've been the target of many, but I wonder if you've been on the other side?

I've been lucky to not have either been a troll or to have been trolled...

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Vypor In reply to Thomas0607 [2011-09-01 18:57:04 +0000 UTC]

I've done a little trolling here and there. But that's about it.

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Thomas0607 In reply to Vypor [2011-09-02 04:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Like poking someone with a stick?

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Vypor In reply to Thomas0607 [2011-09-02 20:43:08 +0000 UTC]

I guess if you consider that trolling, then yes, I have actually poked people with sticks before.

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Thomas0607 In reply to Vypor [2011-09-03 01:52:48 +0000 UTC]

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069x-ray [2011-09-01 00:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Interesting

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ExcelsiorSF [2011-08-31 09:15:10 +0000 UTC]

why is it that I can make friends with trolls?

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Vypor In reply to ExcelsiorSF [2011-08-31 17:04:00 +0000 UTC]

Because there are reasonable trolls, and then there are not reasonable trolls.
This comic, is obviously about a particular section of unreasonable trolls.

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nanda7121 [2011-08-31 03:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Ever met a real life troll? Now that I'm in college, I live with two of them, although they are more funny than hurtful. But the only way to describe them is... trollish.

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Vypor In reply to nanda7121 [2011-08-31 17:04:32 +0000 UTC]

lol, those kind are fine.

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nanda7121 In reply to Vypor [2011-08-31 17:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. In fact, I just had one of my rl troll friends read it. His comment: "I lost respect when he said 'That's so original' because that's not original at all"

... that's Seth for you...

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Vypor In reply to nanda7121 [2011-08-31 17:24:27 +0000 UTC]

lol, about my comic?

I'll guess he's talking about the panel that is rife with sarcasm.
...Oh wait, that's all of them.

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nanda7121 In reply to Vypor [2011-08-31 18:49:30 +0000 UTC]

lol nice. Yeah, he's a rl troll. You have to love those kinda people.

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DJ-Ghetto-Headphones [2011-08-31 00:55:52 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully I never end up meeting a troll, although that chance is unlikely... And I just jinxed myself. Yay.

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Vypor In reply to DJ-Ghetto-Headphones [2011-08-31 17:04:46 +0000 UTC]

You're on the internet.
Expect it.

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DJ-Ghetto-Headphones In reply to Vypor [2011-09-01 02:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Relax, I was born ready.

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FER-PMD [2011-08-31 00:02:48 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes, the troll... they are little creatures with no morality, and like to make enemies by telling people stupidity.

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Vypor In reply to FER-PMD [2011-08-31 00:07:17 +0000 UTC]

That last part totally started spinning off in a Fawful direction.

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FER-PMD In reply to Vypor [2011-08-31 00:29:55 +0000 UTC]

That is why it is called wannabe :3

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ScottHopkins [2011-08-30 23:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Once, I trolled. I gave up trolling 5 years ago though, when it was making my life hard to handle. The pain... of just sitting there, trolling, getting sicknesses like Carpal Tunnel... I only found things getting worse, even when I felt better afterwards. I was lashing out... and it started to affect everyone, even those close to me...

So I turned to Contributen.

Contributen turned my life around by building up my tolerance to commenters, which helped regulate my constructive criticism and keep my anger point down. Ever since, I've found people much more caring, because I did something to change how my own comments looked like.

*Contributen may not work if you have been diagnosed with no social networking sites nor public sites that contain comments. Side effects may include becoming troll bait yourself, apologies to those trolled, or retaliation from people previously offended.*

Once, I lived under the bridge with all of the other haters... Until I found a set of stairs.

*Contribute, with Contributen.*

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Thomas0607 In reply to ScottHopkins [2011-09-01 02:07:25 +0000 UTC]

I don't know you but this comment is amazing.

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ScottHopkins In reply to Thomas0607 [2011-09-01 02:27:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thanks!

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Thomas0607 In reply to ScottHopkins [2011-09-01 02:50:29 +0000 UTC]

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Vypor In reply to ScottHopkins [2011-08-31 00:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Ok, that was pretty much some kind of awesome.

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ScottHopkins In reply to Vypor [2011-08-31 00:13:21 +0000 UTC]

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Armameteus [2011-08-30 21:15:18 +0000 UTC]

It is a shame that most trolls never really learn from their failures after the fact and only proceed to continue on trolling the next poor sap they set their sights on. Just keeps on perpetuating their lack of sociability and making the chances of developing any internal identity or finding real purpose in life less and less. Seems kind of... well, stupid.

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Vypor In reply to Armameteus [2011-08-30 21:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Yep, but it gives them a momentary feel of purpose and bad*ssery, and they like the taste of it.

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Armameteus In reply to Vypor [2011-08-31 02:29:33 +0000 UTC]

It's kind of like eating cheese.

It tastes good whilst eating it, but then the aftertaste kicks in and not only is that a fairly unpleasant taste but it also makes your breath smell.

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RagingSalamence [2011-08-30 19:07:56 +0000 UTC]

The typical troll that says he won before even starts to troll.

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Vypor In reply to RagingSalamence [2011-08-30 20:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Or the ones who think that telling someone "You're a f*ggot" is the answer to every losing argument whether it's relevant or not.

But no, this comic is more featuring the ones who continue to beat the dead horse after it's already dead, when by all reason, they should stop cause it only makes them look like a tard.

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RagingSalamence In reply to Vypor [2011-08-30 20:34:52 +0000 UTC]

Ah. like I did with silver's case



*feels like a retard and proceeds to hit the head on the monitor continously*

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Vypor In reply to RagingSalamence [2011-08-30 20:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Yeahhhhh..... You pretty much did.

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RagingSalamence In reply to Vypor [2011-08-30 20:44:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm feeling more dirt because of it:[link]

It's like you did before, parody art of him. It would be a entry for a contest of "Biggest Bullshitter of dA" on a group I'm in. It ended before I could upload, but I decided to.

I think I'll move it to scrapbook later. :I

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Vypor In reply to RagingSalamence [2011-08-30 20:49:52 +0000 UTC]

My aforementioned parody art you will also note is no longer in my gallery at all.
I got rid of it a long time ago.

Also, contests like that are full of fail trolls who are only yearning for recognition.

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RagingSalamence In reply to Vypor [2011-08-30 21:08:36 +0000 UTC]

Well, the contest have parody of people who had recent drama that even I was victim for. See my page. There's a comment flagged as spam, right?

A guy that said one time that who steals his art is fake and gay/lesbian got called out and turned into a butthurt spammer.

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Vypor In reply to RagingSalamence [2011-08-30 21:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Lovely.
People's overreactions. The pinnacle of troll delicacy.

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RagingSalamence In reply to Vypor [2011-08-30 21:34:52 +0000 UTC]

Yup. He spammed with over 23 alternative accounts when he got suspended.

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Vypor In reply to RagingSalamence [2011-08-30 21:58:27 +0000 UTC]

Wow, 23?
That's a new record I think.

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RagingSalamence In reply to Vypor [2011-08-30 22:01:02 +0000 UTC]

Yup. A record of butthurt. I had to take out the featured deviations to avoid his spam =I

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Vypor In reply to RagingSalamence [2011-08-30 22:07:01 +0000 UTC]

Report as spam, and block. No replies. He'll get bored if you never say anything.

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RagingSalamence In reply to Vypor [2011-08-31 00:20:14 +0000 UTC]

He gave up, but that's what I did.

And his alts are banned in less than a day.

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ShadowMaker-241 [2011-08-30 18:55:58 +0000 UTC]

Better then the last one

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Vypor In reply to ShadowMaker-241 [2011-08-30 20:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh is it now.

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ShadowMaker-241 In reply to Vypor [2011-08-30 20:28:37 +0000 UTC]

Yes

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Dony123 [2011-08-30 16:48:02 +0000 UTC]

I think the only place I ever troll is either in real life, or in facebook, which is like a fake real life.

I obviously don't call them F*ggots or F*ckers or whatever, I just try to subliminally call them stupid, and the only reason it works is because they ARE stupid.

I do this to anyone who adds me as a friend that I don't care for.

One time I actually started a flame war on accident on April Fools Day.
Best April Fools Day ever. I made a lot of enemies that day.

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Vypor In reply to Dony123 [2011-08-30 20:27:57 +0000 UTC]

lol
I do minor trolling, you know, what trolling used to be before people decided it meant trying to make a person feel bad.

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Dony123 In reply to Vypor [2011-08-30 21:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeh pretty much.

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MaleLatias [2011-08-30 15:01:56 +0000 UTC]

And in your attempt to ridicule trolls, you have become one yourself

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