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WannabeKurt — Alucard Poster
Published: 2008-01-19 21:06:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 23583; Favourites: 394; Downloads: 142
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Alucard ain't scared.Go to my profile to see the original, and fave that instead.
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Its NEVER enough!
Releasing control art restriction systems 3... 2... 1...
Oh shit i gotta go
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better yet
That's quite a lot of guns you've got doesn't seem fair, to you
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"Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves"
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Looks like Alulcard was able to surround some enemy troops. That is, all that he hasn't eaten yet.
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"so how's your health plan?" *gets shot at* apparently ITS GREAT!
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"How cute, you're here save your sheep, what a loyal pack of mutts you are....tell me though....Who's coming to save YOU?!"
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What...did you do?
All right, but you can't be mad.
WHAT...did you do?!
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"Well I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller..."
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And what did you do whilst you were "chilaxing in your room?"
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Sweet black fucking zabath. If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes.
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So as I said, I was just all up in mah crib chilaxin' like a ballah, when all of a sudden these shmucks knock down my door.
One of them yells 'Get on your knees!'
And I reply with 'I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!'
And they took exception....
But you know how that song and dance goes...and I killed all but one of 'em.
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Walter...what kind of damages can we expect here?
:iconwaltercdormaiseplz: Well...the Alucard amount.
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What happened to the last one?
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PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!
Silver lining to all of this? I get to cancel my room service!
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You know, you've been quiet for like, a long time.
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Oh I know why you're angry! It's because I went to Brazil wasn't it?
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What's the next line?
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Dunno. Was it something about going for a walk?
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Oh what're gonna do, call up that one guy that can stop me? What was his name? Michael McDoesn'texist?
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What... do I need to give you... in order to keep you down here for the time being?
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I'm going to need a new gun...also one for the police girl.
Get that bitch a cannon.
Bitches love cannons.
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(Now a Jan Valentine scene)
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Summed up better as: ATTENTION ALL BITCHES!! OFF THE BUS AND LINE UP IN ORDER! I GOT A CLASS ASSIGNMENT FOR Y'ALL!
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Up! Up! Down, down! Left! Right! Left! Right!
Bringin' the motherf**kin' Death by Konami!
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Actually it's "I knocked your mother last night!
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Aww c'mon! That's hardly fair!
Maybe Alucard should fight without using his arms.
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"Hey guys, how's your health plan? *gets shot at* Apparently IT'S GREAT!"
Love the abridge for Hellsing Ultimate. XD
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I love that line XDXDXDXDXDXD
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I know right? Still think "Jesus wants a hug" is my favorite though X3
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And of course the master of memes, "Bitches love cannons!". Watch out we got a badass here.
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"Oh, shit that's an anti-tank rifle... OH SHIT, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!"
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Acually it's "Oh fuck that's an anti-tank rifle" But it's alright. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! [link]
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*sees video of awesome* MY FAAAAAAAAACE IS BLEEEDIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!
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Indeed the awesome is beyond human comprehension!
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the only thing that could kill Alucard is another Alucard lol but then would integra be able to control both of them or what?
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Well for Alucard to kill Alucard it would take quite a time i think... If he has like 3 million souls or something. So average blessed silver bullets usage to tear Alucard to pieces is, lets just say like 4-5 and since you need to kill him 3 million times it would be like 12-15 million of blessed silver bullets... That is a lot 
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