Comments: 84
imafangirl12 [2017-05-14 18:34:54 +0000 UTC]
HEY GUYS HOW'S YOUR HEALTHPLAN
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CounterSkil [2015-02-06 01:35:06 +0000 UTC]
Its NEVER enough!
Releasing control art restriction systems 3... 2... 1...
Oh shit i gotta go
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SpamCrackers [2014-09-11 04:45:16 +0000 UTC]
They thought they found Carmen Sandiego.
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guineapig590 [2014-01-23 21:45:10 +0000 UTC]
better yet
That's quite a lot of guns you've got doesn't seem fair, to you
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Lizard85 [2013-09-05 06:35:15 +0000 UTC]
"Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves"
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Mobiusfan [2013-09-03 01:59:00 +0000 UTC]
Looks like Alulcard was able to surround some enemy troops. That is, all that he hasn't eaten yet.
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dracoskull [2013-08-27 22:42:29 +0000 UTC]
"so how's your health plan?" *gets shot at* apparently ITS GREAT!
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Lao-Shi-Fei In reply to dracoskull [2014-10-31 04:26:25 +0000 UTC]
"How cute, you're here save your sheep, what a loyal pack of mutts you are....tell me though....Who's coming to save YOU?!"
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DolphinSilverwolf [2013-06-03 19:12:37 +0000 UTC]
What...did you do?
All right, but you can't be mad.
WHAT...did you do?!
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Mobiusfan In reply to DolphinSilverwolf [2013-06-26 02:20:40 +0000 UTC]
"Well I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller..."
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SingleGinger96 In reply to DolphinSilverwolf [2013-10-06 03:41:42 +0000 UTC]
Sweet black fucking zabath. If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes.
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Tahkaullus01 In reply to DolphinSilverwolf [2013-07-09 08:26:21 +0000 UTC]
So as I said, I was just all up in mah crib chilaxin' like a ballah, when all of a sudden these shmucks knock down my door.
One of them yells 'Get on your knees!'
And I reply with 'I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!'
And they took exception....
But you know how that song and dance goes...and I killed all but one of 'em.
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DolphinSilverwolf In reply to Tahkaullus01 [2013-07-12 16:38:25 +0000 UTC]
Walter...what kind of damages can we expect here?
:iconwaltercdormaiseplz: Well...the Alucard amount.
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Tahkaullus01 In reply to SingleGinger96 [2013-07-11 09:15:13 +0000 UTC]
PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!
Silver lining to all of this? I get to cancel my room service!
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SingleGinger96 In reply to Tahkaullus01 [2013-07-11 23:33:34 +0000 UTC]
You know, you've been quiet for like, a long time.
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Tahkaullus01 In reply to SingleGinger96 [2013-07-12 20:08:06 +0000 UTC]
Oh I know why you're angry! It's because I went to Brazil wasn't it?
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Tahkaullus01 In reply to SingleGinger96 [2013-07-27 08:02:08 +0000 UTC]
Oh what're gonna do, call up that one guy that can stop me? What was his name? Michael McDoesn'texist?
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SingleGinger96 In reply to Tahkaullus01 [2013-09-04 02:05:29 +0000 UTC]
What... do I need to give you... in order to keep you down here for the time being?
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Tahkaullus01 In reply to SingleGinger96 [2013-09-05 13:06:26 +0000 UTC]
I'm going to need a new gun...also one for the police girl.
Get that bitch a cannon.
Bitches love cannons.
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Tahkaullus01 In reply to SingleGinger96 [2013-10-01 00:57:08 +0000 UTC]
Summed up better as: ATTENTION ALL BITCHES!! OFF THE BUS AND LINE UP IN ORDER! I GOT A CLASS ASSIGNMENT FOR Y'ALL!
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SingleGinger96 In reply to Tahkaullus01 [2013-10-01 22:48:11 +0000 UTC]
Up! Up! Down, down! Left! Right! Left! Right!
Bringin' the motherf**kin' Death by Konami!
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Tahkaullus01 [2013-05-03 02:34:30 +0000 UTC]
Aww c'mon! That's hardly fair!
Maybe Alucard should fight without using his arms.
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DeviantK14 [2013-04-01 04:45:02 +0000 UTC]
"Hey guys, how's your health plan? *gets shot at* Apparently IT'S GREAT!"
Love the abridge for Hellsing Ultimate. XD
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DeviantK14 In reply to VeroNightshade [2013-05-06 18:11:17 +0000 UTC]
I know right? Still think "Jesus wants a hug" is my favorite though X3
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VeroNightshade In reply to DeviantK14 [2013-05-07 12:43:55 +0000 UTC]
And of course the master of memes, "Bitches love cannons!". Watch out we got a badass here.
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DeviantK14 In reply to VeroNightshade [2013-05-07 18:10:52 +0000 UTC]
"Oh, shit that's an anti-tank rifle... OH SHIT, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!"
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VeroNightshade In reply to DeviantK14 [2013-05-08 11:51:43 +0000 UTC]
Acually it's "Oh fuck that's an anti-tank rifle" But it's alright. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! [link]
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panoraboxofcookies [2013-03-01 04:35:50 +0000 UTC]
the only thing that could kill Alucard is another Alucard lol but then would integra be able to control both of them or what?
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