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Published: 2010-01-24 19:01:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 37722; Favourites: 1055; Downloads: 4422
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Basically an Anti-Twilight MP. Alucard's awesome, epic, and could probably pull a more satisfying kill than Buffy the Vampire slayer, no offense, fans.Comment please?
Alucard C) Kouta Hirano
Eduard Cullen C) Stephenie Meyer
Buffy The Vampire Slayer C) whoever owns her
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Hell yes. We don't need a clean murder. That's for babies. We need a violent, gross, gory, disturbing, slow, painful and agonizing death
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Agreed.
No offense to Buffy, she's great, but Edward deserves PAIN. Lots and lots of PAIN!!
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How to kill Eduard Cullen, by Alucard
1.Shoot off both his legs and arms, starting from the hands and feet.
2.Let him lose a lot of blood.
3.Continue by digging your hand into various spots in his body for more pain.
4.If he passes out, get a syringe and poke him 'tillΒ he is awake again.
5.Finally, shoot his heart out.
FIN
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HOnestly, Bella is FAR worse. I seriously think she'd make a good villain i the hands of a good writer, being a self-absorbed, entitled sociopath who now has superhuman abilities and a lust for blood.Β
Unfortunately, she was written by Stephanie Meyer
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Buffy could totally do the job, no question. It's just she has this annoying tendency to do it as quickly and cleanly as possible. Which is, you know, fine in most cases. Just not on Sparkleboy's case. That Gary-Stu needs to be made into an example, and we all know how good Alucard is at making examples out of bitches.
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Lol, Gary-Stu. Thats awesome.
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It is also true.
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((aw hell yeah Alucard, but then there's the concern of the twilight derps.)Β
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I want Edward Cullen to die slow and painfully so I along with Alucard can watch him scream and beg for mercyΒ Β
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I love Buffy but she would to it clean and fast. We wouldn't want that right?
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Hell yes! We want it messy and all over the ground, MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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^this comment just made my day... (and pretty sure put a smile to Alucard's charismatic face )
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Plus there's always a chance that Buffy would fall in love with Edward
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You forgot that only pathetic, useless and dumb girls fall for Edward.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3Gβ¦
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True that how about he kills all of them
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yes why stop at edward kill them all with anderson and police girl hmm
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Why stop at edward? KILL THEM ALLL MWAHAHAHA!!!
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maybe alucard can team up with angelus and spike
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GTF OUT NOW
YOU DESERVE TO DIE FOR THAT COMMENT >
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i understand that you're angry but do you have to insult me and to scream?
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sorry but i was out of line but in my defense i really hate Angel or Angelus either one Spike is okay ish but not on Alucard's level if any one i would say either Blade or Dante
bye the way sorry
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i don't like angel(us) much either but he and all other demonpossessed corpses are closer to real vampires than anything meyer created
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Alucard: You're dead dipshit
*shoots Edward in the face*
Tinkerbell: NOOOOOO!!!! My son!!!!!!!!
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God, I love this xD nice idea by the way... >:3
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Shoot, Raziel from freakin' Soul Reaver could pimp-slap Ed into next week, without even trying.
With Alucard...well, he's just plain screwed, isn't he?
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Man i would pay to watch Alucard kill edward....
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I don't care how he dies. I just care for Ed's death.
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