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Published: 2017-06-26 00:08:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 7572; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 99
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Description 「いや、斬ってないよ。刺してるじゃん!」

という突っ込みはさておき、何故、
鯨を斬殺しなければならない羽目に
陥ったか説明しよう。 

話は先の投稿で私を変質者と愚弄した
腐女子に起因する。

奇人変人の寄り合い所帯と言ってよい蟹工船においても
件の腐女子は私と師匠のハードな
ホモセクシャル漫画を描こうと本気で目論む
真性の基地外である。

しかしゲイというのは女性視点で語らせると
なかなか興味深いものはあるのだ。

一昨日も仕事中、ゲイとレズの相関関係について
腐女子と半日、激しく論争したが、終始話は平行線。
男女の主観の相違をあらためて思い知らされたが
やはり決着はつかず、呆れた師匠に一喝された。

「お前らもう結婚しろよ」

しかし鯨をぶち殺すが如き残虐非道な斬鯨剣、
本気で描いたら欧米人にバッシングされるのだろうか?

世界中、冗談の通じない輩は多いからなあ…
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Comments: 4

SolidSamurai [2017-06-26 05:51:53 +0000 UTC]

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EDITED TRANSLATION/MY INTERPRETATION
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"No, I have not cut it, I'm stabbing!"

Aside from the thrust of why, why?
In a sluggish way to kill a whale...
Let me explain how it came about.

The story touched me with (sic)/labeled me as a pervert in my previous post
It is caused by my drawing of girls.

Even at the crab yacht, which may be said to be the gathering house of the eccentric weirdo
Drawing girls are hard with my teacher
I seriously plan to draw homosexual cartoons
Though it is outside the genuine base.

But gay is to say in a female perspective
Now that is something quite interesting!

On the day before yesterday, and regarding the correlation between gay and lesbian
Half day with a girls fierce controversy, the story is a parallel line at all times.
I was once aware of the differences in opinions regarding men and women
After all, the settlement did not arrive, and the disrespectful teacher got scattered.

"You guys are getting married"

However, a brutally tragic clothless sword such as killing a whale,
Will it be bashing to Europeans and Americans if you draw seriously?

Because there are many people who can not make jokes throughout the world ..."

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I guess he's complaining about the potential of people getting triggered by his artwork online, from 'save the whales' to people that might call his art 'sexist'?  He doesn't have a good relationship with his art teacher either, maybe.

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Aster144 In reply to SolidSamurai [2017-06-26 08:50:29 +0000 UTC]

Ah this one is tough but you are really getting close. One thing is that the word "gay" is phonetically identical to the word "whale" in Japanese. W had a futile half-day debate with his colleague (a girl - who is a slasher or a big proponent of gay coupling fanart) so felt the impulse to destroy everything that is...."whale" of course.  

Although killing whales could problematic...as we know. 

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SolidSamurai In reply to Aster144 [2017-07-14 06:20:52 +0000 UTC]

Not into gay art personally (unless it's got wimenz).  But to each their own, in my opinion. 

Pretty good pun though.

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UmiMikoDesu [2017-06-26 03:56:57 +0000 UTC]

Gingeiken?

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