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weatherman667 — God Loves Lesbians
Published: 2009-08-11 04:25:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1039; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 11
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He really does
Now there's a bit of a debate about the brightness of the text, so if you can't read it without your eyes getting molested, please leave a comment and I'll fix it.
And for any bible nuts out there, let me remind you, IT DOESN'T MENTION LESBIANS ONCE. Not one time in the bible does it talk about lesbians, ever.
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I just looked that up. CERN has been all over the bible, I'm shocked. What I saw was truly sickening. I'm throwing my bibles away soon. Thank you kindly for bringing this to my attention.
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hmm, what version are you reading?
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The one I have is my Fire Bible: Student Edition and its a NIV, but Its mentioned in other versions to.
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"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
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It does say that ANYONE can get into Heaven, if that's what you were aiming at.
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halleluya prraise god or whoever made lesbians. amen.
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Supposedly in Victorian times, Queen Vic herself couldn't even concieve of the idea of lesbians... so lesbianism wasn't considered a crime, per se.
Me, I'm not sure I believe in a god, as such. Particurly one who looks like an old man with a white beard, sitting on a cloud.
But if we must have a god, I'm happy he likes lesbians as much as the awesome WeatherMan.
Does the bible say anything about bisexual Dice Girls?
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Funny enough, the bible doesn't mention them
but then again, women aren't the most mentioned in the bible. Sometimes they weren't even mentioned at all, and the only reason you know they were there was because the guys begat kids <<
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Psah, some holy book if it doesn't mention Dice Girls of any sexual persuasion!
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eh, well, back in the day, they didn't understand Sexual Orientation, per se. They didn't know people were actually homosexual, so it was only the acts they worried about.
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I think it goes back to breeding, as I said...
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But you're here now, and I certainly wouldn't want to get rid of you
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I think we've always been here. We're sort of like the Transformers... 'Lesbians in disguise'!
Thankfully today, we can just be open and honest about it... in the West, at least.
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just please, give us some rainbow
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Rainbow?
Isn't that a male thing? (puzzled)
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Always seemed a both sexes kind of thing. Maybe it just isn't as big in the UK.
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???
Though did you know both Balthier and Basch are wearing rainbow items hidden in their FFXII pictures?
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oh... um... in North America, the rainbow has been rather hijacked by homosexuals as their personal symbol.
Sorry, just a silly little comment
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Yeah, I know
I just didn't quite get what you meant by it.
Rainbows are good for gay and straight people and everyone in between. I'm all for inclusive rainbows!
Being a Celt, I have a pot of gold at the end of mine
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Psh, I think you might be that pot of gold
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How much might I be worth on the open market?
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Probably more for the seasoned collector
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'Antique pot of gold, a bit small but perfectly formed. Getting on in years but still lively to look at. A few careful owners.'
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If I weren't otherwise engaged, I might be inclined to put in an offer
But, alas, she has stolen my heart... and I don't want her to let it go.
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Haha!
No, you're quite right. Treasure what you've got. The world needs more cool couples like you two.
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