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RUPPHIREBOMB
Day 2 : human!AU
by far my favorite AU and I don’t even care hiding it. I love how small Ruby and Sapphire are and how Garnet isn’t. So garnet have two really small mamas and when Garnet does something bad, they order her to get down to their eye level. Garnet thinks it’s so embarrassing that she tends to keep in line, what it’s hard since she is some rebel teenager. She’d be mortified if she had to do that kind of display in front of Pearl or Amethyst though.
#LOOK US IN THE EYES WHEN WE’RE TALKING TO YOU. #POP A SQUAT YOUNG LADY BECAUSE WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHIT CHAT #garnet I swear if you do what you’re thinking about doing… #change your fate…hoe don’t do it #oh my god #I WILL STRING YOU UP BY YOUR TOES AND SHAVE THAT LUSTROUS HAIR RIGHT OFF #lol #ruby norubyChrist why am I the only sensible one in this family
youronlyhopeishere wrote this tags and I needed to highlight and repost because that’s how hilarious they are.

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RUPPHIREBOMB
Day 2 : human!AU
by far my favorite AU and I don’t even care hiding it. I love how small Ruby and Sapphire are and how Garnet isn’t. So garnet have two really small mamas and when Garnet does something bad, they order her to get down to their eye level. Garnet thinks it’s so embarrassing that she tends to keep in line, what it’s hard since she is some rebel teenager. She’d be mortified if she had to do that kind of display in front of Pearl or Amethyst though.
#LOOK US IN THE EYES WHEN WE’RE TALKING TO YOU. #POP A SQUAT YOUNG LADY BECAUSE WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHIT CHAT #garnet I swear if you do what you’re thinking about doing… #change your fate…hoe don’t do it #oh my god #I WILL STRING YOU UP BY YOUR TOES AND SHAVE THAT LUSTROUS HAIR RIGHT OFF #lol #ruby norubyChrist why am I the only sensible one in this family
youronlyhopeishere wrote this tags and I needed to highlight and repost because that’s how hilarious they are.