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Published: 2015-02-27 20:16:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 12804; Favourites: 102; Downloads: 0
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Description "I need to get out early tonight,"  said Sherri.  "Are you SURE you don't mind?"

"No, its really slow tonight. And i'm off for my birthday tomorrow.  Go ahead.  I'll close up.  And I'll do your time card too, so you don't lose the pay."

Sherri leaned in and kissed him chastely on the cheek.  "You're wonderful."  She grabbed her purse and headed for the door.  "Don't forget to lock up!" she said.

"I won't."  He watched Sherri's retreating form and smiled.  "Man I have to get some of that at some point," he thought silently.  He turned back to the kitchen.  The pizzaria was empty, and the phones were dead.  He turned up the radio and washed a few pizza pans, then mopped the floors and wiped the tables down, setting mats on the tables.  Looking up, he saw it was 10:55 and decided to call it early.  Just as he headed for the door to lock up, the bell jingled. 

"Aw, I'm sorry, but we're about to close," he began, but then he looked up.  Three visions of lovliness were standing inside.  

Two of the women were dressed in some sort of patriotic garb, while the third had a birdlike mask and a white leotard. 

"I'm sorry?  Are you going to a party?" he asked.

"Oh, no," said the woman in white, "nothing like that.  We were in town for business, and now we're really hungry."

Steve eyed them all again, wondering what their business was.  Then his brain kicked into gear.  "Ultra Woman?  Wonder Woman?  White Owl?  In MY pizza shop?"

Ultra Woman held up a hand. "Please...don't make a bother.  I can see you were about to close.  We'll go someplace else."  She tugged on White Owl's arm.  Her long blonde hair fell over her eyes and she brushed it back behind one ear, bowing her head just a bit.

Steve raised both hands.  "No I won't hear of it.   Sit down, sit down."  He ushered them into a booth toward the back near the kitchen.
The heroines sat down, thanking him for his kindness. 

"I don't imagine you get much time to have a rgular meal," he said.

"Not often," said Wonder Woman.  "At least not while we've been working."  She smiled, and her blue eyes dazzled Steve.  He felt his pulse rising and a devious scheme forming in his head. 

Steve smiled pleasantly and said, "This is on me.  Let me recommend some salad, drinks and our pepperoni pizza.  The sauce is really special."

White Owl nodded. "That sounds great."

Wonder Woman said, "At least we won't have to ask about the pizza guy and the sausage."  She giggled at her joke, though Ultra Woman and White Owl just snickered and pretended to scold her.  Steve smiled again.

"I'll be right back," he said.  In a minute he returned with three small salads, and three bottles of Zesti Cola with glasses and ice.  Steve opened the bottles and handed them out.  "Here you are ladies,  I'll be back with your pizza in a few moments."  Steve retreated into the kitchen, listening to the banter between the three hot heroines.

"God I can't believe it," he said to himself.  It's practically like they're throwing myself at me."  He pulled a dough out of the refrigerator and expertly spun it into the air, spreading it out.  He laid it on the pan and crimped down the edges.  after adding butter to the dough, he pulled a bottle out of his messenger bag. 

"A little of this should do it." he said, pouring the sedative onto the base.  He added the sauce, pepperoni and cheese, then pushed it inot the oven.  Steve looked out the window at his "guests" and smiled.  He breezed back out to the floor and asked.  "Everything all right?""

"Just great," said White Owl.

"Could I have another cola?" asked Wonder Woman.  Did she blush as he asked?  Steve wasn't sure but thought she did.  "Sure thing,Wonder Woman," he said.

"Call me Curia," she said, placing her hand under her chin and smiling.  "All my friends do."

"I'd like some more too," said White Owl, holding up her glass.

"Yes ma'am, coming right up."  Steve took the glasses and retreated to the kitchen.  He looked at the pizza oven and saw he had about another few minutes.  He added ice to the glasses, and a little more of the sedative to each of them before pouring in more Zesti.   He returned with the glasses then said, "I'll be right back."  The pizza was ready, so her cut it into slaces and carried it to the table 

"There you are ladies, enjoy."  Steve set the pizza down.

"Oh!  We're keeping you later than normal," said Ultra Woman.

"Can't we get this to go?" said White Owl.  She yawned a bit.

"No no, its fine," said Steve.  "I'm off tomorrow, and I don't get such pretty visitors normally.  Please feel free to stay."

White Owl smiled," Well if you insist."  She took a slice of pizza and put it on her plate.  The others did the same..

They all ate through the first slices  quickly, chattering and laughing.  Then Steve saw Ultra Woman yawnng.  She stretced and he watched excitedly as as her body stretched, straining her tight costume to a limit.   Her head drooped and her eyes fluttered.   Across the table Wonder Woman was nodding a bit too.

"So...sleepy..." said the amazing Amazon.  Curia slumped back in the booth.  White Owl attempted to stand, then fell face forward onto the table.

"I can't believe that worked, it actually worked!" said Steve  The three heroines stayed motionless.  Steve reached across White Owl and took Wonder Woman's lasso from her belt.  Wrapping it tightly around White Owl's wrists, he woke her from the deep sleep.  In her hazy state, White Owl revealed the location of her heavy duty handcuffs and her antidote tablets.

Steve finished handcuffing the three heroines, then jabbed each of them with White Owl's antidote.  The women's eyes fluttered and they woke up in shock at being bound.  But Steve quieted them down with a simple "Be Quiet!"  Bound by Wonder Woman's lasso they had no choice in the matter. 

"How would you ladies like to help me celebrate my birthday?" Steve asked.  "I think you know how I mean it.  Get up, and get yourself into my car--AFTER cleaning up after yourselves."  The obedient heroines complied (unable to do anything else) and soon were piled into Steve's car.  This was DEFINITELY going to be a birthday he'd never forget--but the heroines would.

A birthday gift for

Steve is 's first name and he gave me permission to use it.
Ultra Woman is the OC of and used with permission
Wonder Woman/Curia is the OC of and used with permission
White Owl and Sherri are my OC's

This is a fan fic and not a part of any characters greater continuity.
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Comments: 23

fredjones859 [2015-08-07 22:41:19 +0000 UTC]

wonder woman is looking hot and gorgeous!with the lasso,you(pizzanerd)can make them forget what happened .all three women are hot!

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ilovecloth [2015-06-16 22:30:48 +0000 UTC]

GREAT STORY!!

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steverodgers5 [2015-03-02 10:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Excellent story! Especialy glad to see him properly availing himself of the lasso while they were out. Too many villains forget this important step to keeping your captives co-operative!

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ladytania [2015-03-01 22:23:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday to !

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pizzanerd1 In reply to ladytania [2015-03-05 19:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much Tania!

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runswitharmour [2015-03-01 03:01:44 +0000 UTC]

sweet

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OakEgg [2015-02-28 05:59:51 +0000 UTC]

That's great

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Parasyte123 [2015-02-28 03:11:11 +0000 UTC]

I imagine a huge rise in pizzeria employee applications after this.

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pizzanerd1 [2015-02-27 22:29:58 +0000 UTC]

What a wonderful present, thank goodness I have my birthday off of work.

This is such an amazing present and an awesome story, TYSM!!!!

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White0wlsuperheroine In reply to pizzanerd1 [2015-02-27 22:59:33 +0000 UTC]

I figured even a Pizza guy could get lucky Once!

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gytalf2000 [2015-02-27 21:11:42 +0000 UTC]

Love it!

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tmon6219 [2015-02-27 21:03:49 +0000 UTC]

Boo you didn't invite me to your birthday party!!

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White0wlsuperheroine In reply to tmon6219 [2015-02-27 21:04:23 +0000 UTC]

Don't Boo me!  It was Pizzanerd's birthday!

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CaptainZammo [2015-02-27 21:01:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing they couldn't get into Chuck E Cheese?

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White0wlsuperheroine In reply to CaptainZammo [2015-02-27 21:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Well I think the Nerd may be a big rat himself

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Mr-Hypnotyk [2015-02-27 20:30:47 +0000 UTC]

The old "Drug the Pizza Sauce" Trick, eh?

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White0wlsuperheroine In reply to Mr-Hypnotyk [2015-02-27 21:05:01 +0000 UTC]

hey there's a REASON its an old trick--50% of the time it works 100% of the time....

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amazonarrow In reply to Mr-Hypnotyk [2015-02-27 20:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Apparently works every time.

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Curia-DD [2015-02-27 20:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday Pizza Steve! (A week early )

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pizzanerd1 In reply to Curia-DD [2015-02-28 00:11:57 +0000 UTC]

And a Happy Birthday to you Curia.

I know I said it already, but felt like doing it again

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Curia-DD In reply to pizzanerd1 [2015-02-28 02:01:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! !

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White0wlsuperheroine In reply to Curia-DD [2015-02-27 20:24:08 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE Uncle Grandpa!! (And Steven Universe)

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Curia-DD In reply to White0wlsuperheroine [2015-02-27 20:35:50 +0000 UTC]

My daughter loves those shows too, I haven't quite gotten into them like she has

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