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Published: 2019-06-28 03:31:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 2367; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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I think primming him with butter and other spices wouldn't let him lose weight.
Maybe we can do Pathe?
Poke him until his liver explotes. Then eat the paste
I am not joking O.O
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I'm reminded of some of my early ideas for what to do with Howard the Duck.
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Say this is be neatz! And if iz go wrong...haz 5 gallonz of hoi-sin on the way!
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What wine pairs well with steamed duck?
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*snerk*
Well played, m'dear 
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I had fun
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Don't tempt me--I may go to Lady Cottingham's pressed Fairies instead
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Go ahead. Iβm an elf, not a faerie. The fate can be as bothersome to us as they are to humans, weβre just more gentle in pursuading them to notbother us.
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Hmm, steamed duck? Delicious. Just need some soy sauce, rice and beansprouts 
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Might one suggest a good Tokaj with this?
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Egads... I appear to be some sort of culinary captive...
Dee, are you sure this weight loss method is quite safe???
Athena... +100 for making me laugh out loud at work π
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Then my mission here is complete!
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Wait... you are going yo let me out... right?
Athena..?
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You're an agent of QUACK, I think you'll figure out an escape.Β And if not, well, I'm SURE you could afford to give Dee that $50 she says you owe her
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$50??? Damn now I know how feels
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FINALLY!!!! Now you know my pain!
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Your pain... you could have gotten off with $10!
She is shaking me down for $50!!!
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SSSHHHHHH!!!!!! Not so loud!
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get me outta here!!!!
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Well I just happen to have my handy dandy pocket sized bolt cutters with me. and I will have you free in just a second!
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Ahem...scuse me...wot iz be doingz?
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Oh Hi Dee, I was to free my buddy Duck and leave you his weight in twinkies
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Uh huh...fee for the padlock u brokez iz $50!
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uummm .... well what if I don't have $50?
Psst ... Hey devduck01 RUN!!!!
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Run faster buddy I think she has a chainsaw! Β Β
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U iz breakz my 4th favouritez padlock and iz cannot pay fine!??? Grrr!!!!!Β Β Β Β Β
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It didn't even cost you $50 and I cut the chain not the lock Dee.
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U cutz my second favourite chainz!!!!
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OK ... I will give you $10 for the chain.
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Whoo $10 and $10 for the connection...iz be loadedz!
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It's a legit practice I think, like going to the sauna. Only a little bit faster and, much less comfortable.
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Poor Duckster, it looks like his goose is cooked!
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I don't know if you're out there, but if you are... save me Jeebus!
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Hang on buddy, I am on the way with corn and green beans! Β
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Not helping wise acre!!!
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