CyberCorn-Entropic [2020-05-16 00:01:01 +0000 UTC]
The November 16, 2008 issue of the Acme Tattler revealed Warner Brother star Tweety had a fling in the early 70s with Clarissa T. Moth, a wanna-be Looney Tunes actress who was one of those unfortunates who didn't get hired by the studio. Fuzzfinch was the alleged result of this affair, a canary/moth hybrid known for her sultry appearance and less-than-decent reputation as a popular flagpole dancer during her early college years. She later married the son of some Japanese moth monster and found a reasonably comfortable position as a researcher into portable paint hole technology in the 2000s. In 2016, she was reported missing by her feline lab partner after a mishap with a paint hole, some bald nutjob with a rifle, and a rubber chicken.
No one knows how the nutjob figured into it, but that was one diabolical rubber chicken.
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