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Published: 2010-04-26 22:02:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1511; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 29
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Description My recent deviantions needed more Vexen.

Vexen will do ANYTHING for Science.
Also,

Offical notice:
Help fight supernatural thinking and the oppression of women, just by dressing immodestly!

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(For those who want a more serious explanation of the event, please go here: [link] )

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

I have a modest proposal.

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobqauke.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you'll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake!
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Comments: 76

Willowanderer In reply to ??? [2011-09-01 18:44:46 +0000 UTC]

Cause earthquakes?

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RGB64 In reply to Willowanderer [2011-09-01 22:02:41 +0000 UTC]

Act as a femray.

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Willowanderer In reply to RGB64 [2011-09-01 23:50:22 +0000 UTC]

Femrays are awesome

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RGB64 In reply to Willowanderer [2011-09-02 04:40:53 +0000 UTC]

K: IKR?

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Willowanderer In reply to RGB64 [2011-09-02 16:50:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

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RGB64 In reply to Willowanderer [2011-09-02 16:52:04 +0000 UTC]

IKR: I know, right?

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Willowanderer In reply to RGB64 [2011-09-02 21:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Ah. *nods* thank you.

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RGB64 [2011-08-30 02:32:13 +0000 UTC]

C: Aw, crap! Not another one!
Fem!R: I know, right?
*C casts Reflect so the femray doesn't affect him*

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spoony-monster [2011-06-16 13:52:42 +0000 UTC]

I think the best part of this drawing is how Xigbar says that oh-so-casually ^.^

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Willowanderer In reply to spoony-monster [2011-06-16 16:17:44 +0000 UTC]

like it's happened before.

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-08-20 03:24:03 +0000 UTC]

I think Vexen would do the scientific test and he should.
I wish I knew about the plan sooner. I would have so joined in.

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ReaperasinGrimm [2010-06-24 07:29:45 +0000 UTC]

I love this for many reasons. 1) I am a woman, 2) I do role play Vexen, 3) one of my best friends play Xigbar and we had a similar story line come up in recent conversation.

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Willowanderer In reply to ReaperasinGrimm [2010-06-24 14:00:49 +0000 UTC]

XD Well it's kidn of funny!

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ReaperasinGrimm In reply to Willowanderer [2010-06-24 21:07:43 +0000 UTC]

It is only it was the other way around Vexen gave Xigbar the boobs

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Willowanderer In reply to ReaperasinGrimm [2010-06-25 00:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Also good.

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ReaperasinGrimm In reply to Willowanderer [2010-06-25 01:58:32 +0000 UTC]

It was sad to say he was not plesed.

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Willowanderer In reply to ReaperasinGrimm [2010-06-25 03:43:23 +0000 UTC]

Xigbar rarely is, when you give him boobs.

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ReaperasinGrimm In reply to Willowanderer [2010-06-25 17:41:22 +0000 UTC]

Well that was one of the many things I have done to him....

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PockyPuck [2010-05-02 05:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Boobquake was AWESOME.

Also, yay Vexen boobs. :3 Well spotted, Xigbar. XD

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Willowanderer In reply to PockyPuck [2010-05-03 01:58:50 +0000 UTC]

And from behind to boot.

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PockyPuck In reply to Willowanderer [2010-05-03 07:18:30 +0000 UTC]

XD He is shown to be slightly more observant than previously thought!

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Artifacere [2010-04-28 02:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, my friend directed me here and I find this interesting as there was actually an earthquake in Taiwan yesterday at 11am UTC. I think this scientist is onto something.

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Willowanderer In reply to Artifacere [2010-04-28 03:21:35 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, now we just need to learn to aim it. Also, once is merely coincidence. Clearly, we need a second test.

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RikuNightmare [2010-04-27 16:11:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm an E something or other. I usually DETEST showing off my body in anyway, but why the hell not...? 8D

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alphabet-pie [2010-04-27 15:16:19 +0000 UTC]

I approve of this... science.

Unfortunately I like the fact that everyone thinks I'm flat chested, so I'm not going to partake in the boobquake. But it looks like Vexen has plenty for both of us.

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Willowanderer In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-04-27 15:29:37 +0000 UTC]

Yup! I wish I'd thought to do this BEFORE the event I gotta say. But before that I didn't have a photorefrence.

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alphabet-pie In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-27 15:52:48 +0000 UTC]

It's awesome anyways. Perhaps they'll have to do a repeat experiment?

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Willowanderer In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-04-27 17:54:38 +0000 UTC]

I think they will.

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alphabet-pie In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-27 21:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Ohmai. I'm looking forwards to this.

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Sinaugustine [2010-04-27 06:47:34 +0000 UTC]

Also, Vexen makes a HOT woman.

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Sinaugustine [2010-04-27 06:47:01 +0000 UTC]

I can completely see Vexen doing this.

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Willowanderer In reply to Sinaugustine [2010-04-27 13:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Dude, it's for science.

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Sinaugustine In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-28 06:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! (was not being sarcastic)

He is a really hot woman. Actually, my friend and I had this acting-practice skit (that was filmed but didn't turn out well, dammit) wherein Vexen turned Marluxia into a woman. XD Yeah... half of the Org. didn't recognise him, some of them were all "I knew it!"... and... well... Marluxia basically spent two weeks trying to get Vexen to hand over the antidote. Xemnas was all, "This doesn't affect KINGDOM HEARTS!!! OH GOD IT'S SO GOOD!" and Saix was all, "XEMNAS WILL SAVE US ALL!" ... everyone else just thought it was too funny to bother with, and Vexen ended up blackmailing Marluxia. Marluxia had to be Vexen's personal cheerleader for a week (which I stole from Zoey 101 because I ran out of ideas), and ... well... it kinda ended the same way it did in Zoey 101.

But Vexen turning himself into a woman is just... so much more awesome... I always thought that if Marluxia's hair had stayed brown like it was originally, Vexen would be the most effeminate-looking member. He certainly sounds the girliest. I swear, he sounds just like the Gnarl from Buffy almost, and I first thought Gnarl was a female demon until someone referred to it as a "he." I just want to replace all of Vexen's lines in Re:CoM with things like "Gone all gone, what a pretty song!" from Buffy.

Whoops, rambling, sorry. Trains of thought go woooooo... anyway, Vexen has an AMAZING dedication to science, is really hot both as a guy and a girl, and I can totally see one of the other members raping him.

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Willowanderer In reply to Sinaugustine [2010-04-28 13:43:14 +0000 UTC]

That would be a bad idea.
Vexen could probbly freeze their dicks off.

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Sinaugustine In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-28 17:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Most likely, but--oh, what am I saying? The only Org. member who'd be interested in Vexen like that is Larxene! XD

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LingLKS [2010-04-27 01:50:24 +0000 UTC]

I WISH I HAS SEEN THIS EARLIER TODAY! I FEEL SO BAD I WORE A NORMAL T-SHIRT DX

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Willowanderer In reply to LingLKS [2010-04-27 01:59:33 +0000 UTC]

It's okay. It's a silly thing. like no pants day.

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LingLKS In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-27 04:46:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but the explanation and concept of causing a boobquake is just so awesome

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Willowanderer In reply to LingLKS [2010-04-27 05:33:05 +0000 UTC]

True.

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LingLKS In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-27 16:22:39 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention, apparently Taiwan had an earthquake yesterday O_O

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Willowanderer In reply to LingLKS [2010-04-27 17:54:25 +0000 UTC]

... experiment success.
Whoops.

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LingLKS In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-28 01:27:29 +0000 UTC]

My inner-Vexen....... laughs maniacally since he has no heart...

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nimbus1287 [2010-04-27 01:41:05 +0000 UTC]

>vexen, you seem to be a woman today

I


LOL'D.

Oh Vexen, you're a lovely woman with lovely CLEAV--

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Willowanderer In reply to nimbus1287 [2010-04-27 01:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Well, from behind, he looks about the same...

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nimbus1287 In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-27 08:37:41 +0000 UTC]

Sure enough! Though I suppose once he turns around, Xigbar will get an eyeful. Of boobies. B)

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Willowanderer In reply to nimbus1287 [2010-04-27 13:38:20 +0000 UTC]

*compares their heights* Xigbar may smother.

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nimbus1287 In reply to Willowanderer [2010-04-27 14:21:26 +0000 UTC]

He'd also probably motorboat, given that it's him.


... and then Vexen would murder him.



Thing number 54328 that braig is not allowed to do in radiant heights: Motorboat Even.

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Willowanderer In reply to nimbus1287 [2010-04-27 14:32:54 +0000 UTC]

XD

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MikauKau [2010-04-26 23:43:44 +0000 UTC]

nice rack.

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Willowanderer In reply to MikauKau [2010-04-26 23:51:11 +0000 UTC]

I used my own as a photo refrence!

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