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Drpepper1152002 [2018-07-19 02:23:43 +0000 UTC]
Somewhere on a payload race....
Soldier:Now here's what you do. I need you to push the kart and kill anyone who get's in the way, and then push it toward the top of that elevator-lifter thing. You got that?
Heavy:......
Soldier:Heavy?
Heavy:YES! don't push the cart and just kill anyone in the way
Soldier: Β
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pseudorider050 [2015-10-11 02:00:04 +0000 UTC]
Flagged as Spam
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NataliaJekyll [2015-06-21 21:56:17 +0000 UTC]
my brother looks like this
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Turtlze [2014-12-24 14:00:18 +0000 UTC]
POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS! I AM FULL OF SANVICH AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND KILL YOU AND KILL YOU! YADADADAYADADADADIFFADADADAKABOOM KABOOM!
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forest108299 [2014-08-31 06:02:50 +0000 UTC]
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnigh
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gmod348 [2014-07-18 20:33:28 +0000 UTC]
AΒ simple derp face picture becomes most faved.
how?
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IcefeatherxSparkfang [2014-07-08 20:39:44 +0000 UTC]
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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fireredcharizard [2014-06-17 01:42:36 +0000 UTC]
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staffΒ in the hospital Β so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of yourΒ life Β tomorrow.You
will either getΒ kissed Β or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
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noobievass [2014-02-21 22:58:22 +0000 UTC]
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MrGrimlock [2013-06-28 20:41:51 +0000 UTC]
Nice! Check this [link]
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Tribal666 [2013-06-26 02:46:59 +0000 UTC]
Entire babies is team! Put here dispenser!
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Dark74c7ics In reply to Tribal666 [2013-07-02 16:25:22 +0000 UTC]
POOTIS DESPENSER HERE!
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Tribal666 In reply to Dark74c7ics [2013-07-02 20:02:32 +0000 UTC]
HERE DISPENSER POOTIS! MAN TINY BABY!
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Tribal666 In reply to Dark74c7ics [2013-07-03 06:25:52 +0000 UTC]
SANDVICH AND ME GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!
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Dark74c7ics In reply to Tribal666 [2013-07-03 20:06:42 +0000 UTC]
*uber sandvich activates* I AM BULLETPROOF!!
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Tribal666 In reply to Dark74c7ics [2013-07-06 01:04:09 +0000 UTC]
no the sandvich is a sandvich that was employed as a spy. Similar to how the cake was hired to be a spy.
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TheLameAlchemist [2013-06-01 00:47:24 +0000 UTC]
oh the derpiness of it all!
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ZeroXtremee [2013-05-12 22:10:53 +0000 UTC]
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NokomisMoonDreamer [2013-03-26 05:13:28 +0000 UTC]
"The secrets of the universe have just been revealed to me."
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NokomisMoonDreamer In reply to NagandEmerald [2013-04-12 03:47:56 +0000 UTC]
*Stares awkwardly, eyes begin to twitch* You are both very awesome....very.... *creepy voice* This is an interesting conversation....
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Dark74c7ics In reply to NagandEmerald [2013-07-03 04:00:43 +0000 UTC]
america aint exactly free because people pay taxes (well the one who are working)
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NagandEmerald In reply to Dark74c7ics [2013-07-03 04:39:31 +0000 UTC]
*Nag* I agree with you. America aint free at all! Our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves!
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Dark74c7ics In reply to NagandEmerald [2013-07-03 20:10:46 +0000 UTC]
and there is the people not paying taxes... welfare babies -.-
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