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Published: 2010-08-31 03:37:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 3070; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 22
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Honest advertising.A couple of weeks ago my friend and I were eating at Burger King (apathetically chewing at our food) and we came up with this new advertising slogan. I think it sums up BK the best.
Obviously the little logo on the bottom corner of the poster is trademark of Burger King.
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Burger King doesn't cut it with me. Particularly after they started doing that creepy "The King" character.
Sorry, no, I'll go to the nice smiling red-head of Wendy's instead.
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haha. I actually do like those "King" commercials. They are so bizarre and creepy. I don't know how it's supposed to make a person crave a hamburger though.
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You should make one with the contents of the burger pouring out the back. Which happens 100% of the time you pick one up.
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HA! Too true. God that's annoying. they need to make some sort of edible burger net. Catch everything from falling out.
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Ahahaha! This is how I feel about fast food in general. But for me it's more along the lines of: "You'll eat it so you don't pass out from hunger."
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haha. That's a very healthy motto. I still can't resist a greasy burger.
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So true. My reaction on the rare occasions I eat at BK is, "Meh. I guess this isn't terrible."
I love the guy's face. It's like he's debating whether to spit it out, but then he's like, "Nah, too much effort."
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haha. Exactly! I'm not saying that BK is awful, just that it's passable. It's food for when you're really hungry and can't care about taste.
Awesome! That was exactly the expression I was going for.
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And then McDonalds is "You'll eat it because we stuff it with CRACK!" I swear... those dollar double cheeseburgers can ruin a person. lol
I was never a BK fan. My food always tasted burnt and/or soggy.
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Ewww. Yeah. The Whopper is my favorite thing on the menu, but half of the time it just sort of slides out of your hands like a limp fish.
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bleh... Carl's Jr all the way...
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So maybe the tag-line should be, "Burger King: For when you've just thrown up"
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You know... I don't dislike them. They are just sort of there, and I eat them... and that's about it.
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HAHA... poor dude. So much inner conflict. (and later inner diarrhea!)
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haha. Exactly! Actually, that's more of a Taco Bell malady.
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haha. I'm glad you agree.
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I don't eat burgers a lot, but i like bk's spicey chicken sandwiches. Although Wendy's is where it's at for burgers!
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Oh man. I used to eat those spicy chicken sandwiches a lot. Then I started always getting what we called, "The Chicken Crispy Sickness"
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It's pretty much defined as an intense gastrointestinal pressure that no amount of farting will cure.
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xD haha so true. Good thing i dont at burger king anymore
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Well I don't think it's awful. I'm just indifferent to it.
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Its better than nothing xD
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Funny
I think there might be a little difference between the American and the German BK but I'm honest and say that BK sells quite good stuff (as good as it can be with fast food). And I'm saying this as a vegetarian 
Subway is cool, too but they hardly have vegetarian sandwiches (there's just the alternative way to add more chilis or something) and it's too expensive after a while.
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haha. Well I don't think that BK is awful. In fact, I used to eat there really often. It's just that the food is pretty... standard. It's so standard it's not really like eating food at all.
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Pepsi: For when they don't have Coke
Seriously, has anyone ordered Pepsi and had to be told "Is Coke OK?"
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Pepsi? Coke!? What is this garbage? It's all about the RC cola.
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you hit that nail right on the head.
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Hmmm....I would say this slogan would be more reserved for McDonalds. But as an overal campaign for fast food it works!
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OH, but I won't even eat McDonalds. Even if it's there.
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Ohhh lookit you with yer high standards!!!
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Yup. It's true. I won't even eat vomit either.
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Not eat vomit?!!! You're a mad man!!!!!!
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Thank you! I've got a few more ideas... if I ever get around to drawing them.
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I was about to say that's not true but then I thought back to the time I was at Burger King chewing my whopper. I was just eating it because I was hungry.
IT WAS BLAND D:
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haha. Exactly. It's just a sort of mild indifference to what you're eating. You don't dislike it, but you never particularly like it either.
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