HOME | DD

Description
Matsumoto was her lazy, drunken self again. And she lost a stack of important paperwork she was supposed to deliver to the soutaichou. Hitsugaya thought that he had the worst lieutenant in the whole Gotei 13 and wished he could have another. But as he fell asleep on his paperwork, he had a dream that showed him that it could have been worse. Much worse. If you want to know jus how bad, read this: [link]
If you don't want to read the whole story, here's a short summation just why is Matsumoto the best lieutenant ever:

Sasakibe Choujirou: grumbles about children today all the time. And neverhim to brew you some tea. Ever.
Oomaeda Marechiyo: Crumbs everywhere. On paperwork, in Hitsugaya's hair...
Kira Izuru: His depression is contagious.
Kotetsu Isane: She makes Hitsugaya look even shorter. And she sees fishcakes everywhere.
Hinamori Momo: "Why won't you wear the scarf I made for you, Shiro-chan? I'll tell Granny."
Abarai Renji: Obsesses over Rukia 24/7
Iba Tetsuzaemon: Can't see a thing in his manly super-dark sunglasses. But he won't remove them, because then he wouldn't look manly enough.
Ise Nanao: Grammar Nazi. And the handwriting has to be perfect, or the paperwork has to be redone.
Hisagi Shuuhei: Likes to play guitar. especially during the night. And he's bad at it.
Matsumoto Rangiku: Lazy, drunk.
Kusajishi Yachiru: Just being herself (riding on Hitsugaya's back, pulling his hair, giving directions...)
Kurotsuchi Nemu: Thinks Hitsugaya is a research subject
Kuchiki Rukia: Illustrates her reports. And complains to Byakuya if Hitsugaya protests.
Sarugaki Hiyori: Just being herself (rude, agressive)
Yadoumaru Lisa: Spies on him. And insists on giving him The Talk no matter how much he protests.
Ichimaru Gin: He smiles. Just smiles.
Aizen Sousuke: He's always plotting something.

Companion piece to Matsumoto's nightmare: [link]

Description
Matsumoto was her lazy, drunken self again. And she lost a stack of important paperwork she was supposed to deliver to the soutaichou. Hitsugaya thought that he had the worst lieutenant in the whole Gotei 13 and wished he could have another. But as he fell asleep on his paperwork, he had a dream that showed him that it could have been worse. Much worse. If you want to know jus how bad, read this: [link]
If you don't want to read the whole story, here's a short summation just why is Matsumoto the best lieutenant ever:

Sasakibe Choujirou: grumbles about children today all the time. And neverhim to brew you some tea. Ever.
Oomaeda Marechiyo: Crumbs everywhere. On paperwork, in Hitsugaya's hair...
Kira Izuru: His depression is contagious.
Kotetsu Isane: She makes Hitsugaya look even shorter. And she sees fishcakes everywhere.
Hinamori Momo: "Why won't you wear the scarf I made for you, Shiro-chan? I'll tell Granny."
Abarai Renji: Obsesses over Rukia 24/7
Iba Tetsuzaemon: Can't see a thing in his manly super-dark sunglasses. But he won't remove them, because then he wouldn't look manly enough.
Ise Nanao: Grammar Nazi. And the handwriting has to be perfect, or the paperwork has to be redone.
Hisagi Shuuhei: Likes to play guitar. especially during the night. And he's bad at it.
Matsumoto Rangiku: Lazy, drunk.
Kusajishi Yachiru: Just being herself (riding on Hitsugaya's back, pulling his hair, giving directions...)
Kurotsuchi Nemu: Thinks Hitsugaya is a research subject
Kuchiki Rukia: Illustrates her reports. And complains to Byakuya if Hitsugaya protests.
Sarugaki Hiyori: Just being herself (rude, agressive)
Yadoumaru Lisa: Spies on him. And insists on giving him The Talk no matter how much he protests.
Ichimaru Gin: He smiles. Just smiles.
Aizen Sousuke: He's always plotting something.

Companion piece to Matsumoto's nightmare: [link]