Comments: 16
Brubake [2017-03-27 21:27:02 +0000 UTC]
Nice huge belly up there!
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Brubake [2017-03-27 21:14:29 +0000 UTC]
I have had worse dates than this i think?! How about the one that talked me into taking her to a movie in a very bad area ! I just put new Centerline rims/T/A tires, Stereo system, Β alarm system, seats, & engine into my 1973 Camaro ! Just minutes into the movie she went to the restroom, when she came back 15 minutes later my car keys hit the ground between us! They were in my jacket pocket on her side of me! I assumed her shapely hip bumped my jacket when she set down hard into her seat ! When we got out to my car, all the new stuff was gone off the car except my engine Β ! She blamed me for forgetting to set my new alarm ( i didn't forget ) Then a old gold van beep it's horn from the street ! She took off running to that van, got in leaving me there stranded on the street trying to catch my breath ( smog plus me running with asthma ) ! This all happen back in the days before the invention of the cellphone ! I wrote down the plate number from the van, surprise, surprise, stolen plates ! I never found her or my parts again ! The only reason they didn't steal my car is they had it too far apart when they found the hidden kill switch under my missing driver seat ! They left a note, "next time we take the seats first, not last plus Susan thinks you're to weak/skinny for her" ! The engine block was stripped too! That's what i get for dating a cute/hot small beer bellied drunk girl that asked me out at a bar! Why didn't she just vore me!
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X-Novus [2015-05-03 23:42:29 +0000 UTC]
FURRY EDITION!!!
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OgawaBurukku [2009-06-30 04:58:27 +0000 UTC]
That's insane! Man, that would suck if my date tried to eat me afterwards. Like dinner was just one big appetizer for the main course.
He probably thinks he's going to score, too. Poor guy XD
Thanks for the watch :3
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DisturbedKornSlip [2009-06-18 20:23:59 +0000 UTC]
I wouldn't want to be him!
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MissCassidy [2009-03-23 18:58:06 +0000 UTC]
Beware.... beware.... the b*tch is hungry
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sonofgianni [2009-03-07 20:32:16 +0000 UTC]
Huh, at least now I get an overal idea on who she eats. what a most sutible victim.
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nightwolf316 [2009-03-04 07:24:51 +0000 UTC]
(she looks good normal and big bellied) ^^
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ROKEFOX [2009-02-25 18:14:18 +0000 UTC]
HE HAVE AN DARK DESTINY
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