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Here's where I want to start. Ugh.

Have I ever mentioned my shittastic middle school novel before? There was a pizza place in it called "Mamma Mia It's a Pizza". One of the protagonists had parents that owned it. Yeah. Fuck the rest of the novel, I'll keep that restaurant name.

Yes, the clinic is named after a guy called Colin Ozkopy. Word of warning; if you can't take bad puns, turn back now. There's a lot.

Say hello to Elsa. She's your typical mopey emo undead girl. Age wise, I place her as 12-14? Because obviously, spending the rest of eternity right at the beginning of puberty is the best way to spend it.

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Description
Here's where I want to start. Ugh.

Have I ever mentioned my shittastic middle school novel before? There was a pizza place in it called "Mamma Mia It's a Pizza". One of the protagonists had parents that owned it. Yeah. Fuck the rest of the novel, I'll keep that restaurant name.

Yes, the clinic is named after a guy called Colin Ozkopy. Word of warning; if you can't take bad puns, turn back now. There's a lot.

Say hello to Elsa. She's your typical mopey emo undead girl. Age wise, I place her as 12-14? Because obviously, spending the rest of eternity right at the beginning of puberty is the best way to spend it.

Where did that file sorter go...?

First: [link]
Previous: See first
Next: [link]