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Xejicka — Aerith's got some explainin'
Published: 2009-05-22 23:44:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 4211; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 23
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The problem is, she wouldn't know how to explain it either.Blame Hojo, he's always at fault for things like this.
Yes this arrived from a theory I came up with with . basically the popular KH crack theory is that Sora and Roxas are the kids of Cloud and Aerith.
I disagree with that. Why?
There is no way that someone as happy and hyper as Sora could ever be conceived by an angsty man like Cloud. Ever. The solution? Zack the puppy.
In conclusion: Zack + Aerith = Sora
Cloud + Aerith = Roxas.
FYI: I'm a Zerith fan, but I won't bash Clerith.
Sora, Roxas- Kingdom Hearts
Zack Fair, Aerith Gainsborough, Cloud strife - Final Fantasy VII
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But Hojo is innocent (for once) of this issue, he's too creepy to be allowed into Kingdom Hearts universe... unless the guys behind the series start smoking crack.
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They have Vexen, so there won't be a need for Hojo. They even had the same Japanese voice actor!
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I'm not sure if someone else has already asked this, but can I write a fanfic off this? I've been trying to come up with a decent KHxFFVII crossover idea for a while now.
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I'd be honored if you did. I'd read it. Just link me to it when you finish the fic, or at least post the first chapter up. ^w^
Also, your icon is awesome!
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Thanks ^_^ I may forget to send you the link, so my fanfiction.net name is just OhJay so just keep an eye out for it (probably will be a few months though)
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Damn you HOJO! I will find his and slap him with my fish of justice!
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Quick Xejicka! To the fish mobile!
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na nah!
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Random narrator: Then our heroes found the evil Hojo, slapped him with fishes and Brought him to justice.
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That's the tale of two heroes with their mighty fish!
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i blame hojo for everything XD i cant stand him he shot vincent.
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lol that funny faves im a zerith and a cloti fan XD
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No one can, everything bad the happened in FF7 can be traced to him.
Thank you for the fave!
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no prob i know it is all hojo fault zack died
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also Aerith angel Genisis Vincent Setharoth
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All of those can be traced to Hojo!
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sadly me and my friend talked about what would happen if hojo died before he did all this stuff.If you think about it tifa would not have joined avalanche and cloud would never saved the world
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Cloud wouldn't have needed to save the world if that was the case.
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true but it is also shinra fault for hiring hojo if it whereat for shinra zack and aerith wouldn't have met
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Vincent just should have shot Hojo when he could. That is all.
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did you know genisis was going to kill hojo but angeal stooped him
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I got angry at that when I played Crisis Core. If the lab hands wet themselves in fear at the sight of the man, then he's not a good man.
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it been fun talking to you
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Yes it has been fun.
Conclusion: Everything is Hojo's fault.
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yep blame hojo why didnt his mum drown him at birth.
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haha i love the explination it made me laugh XD
i love their expressions XD
Wooo for zerith fans!!
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Yeah, well, that's how I see it. Everything bad is Hojo's fault. ^w^
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oh jeese i don't know how to explain it ether there so cute and i do blame hojo for everything! and globel warning
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Yes, by the way, Hojo caused global warming, he's just that evil! XD
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i knew it! heyhave u wathed twilight?
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I'm not a fan, actually. The vampires in there are wimps to me. That's really only because I was desensitized by a manga called Hellsing.
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*snickers* Well, it's not really her fault. Things like this just... happen.
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Yeah, I know, but boy I bet Zack and Cloud are pissed.
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No, just miserably confused.
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Maaaaybe Cloud was a happy-go-lucky kid in hiw youth? *gets shot*
Anyways you know where I stand, buuuuut for the sake of crack I do laugh. This made me lawls. And Cloud's hair did come out great! x3
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Sora's gone through alot of crap too, but you don't see him in the emo corner. XD
Woot! I did something right.
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lol Nooo he just gets mad, remember? XD
Yaaaay!
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Pffft! You call that angry? That's me when I get slightly irritated. XD
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lawls XD
Well that's how angry we've seen Sora... makes me wonder how he's gonna act if he cracks, he can only stay so happy for soooo long!
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