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Published: 2008-08-18 22:43:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 3384; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 66
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Every time you write a rape fic, a Patrick gets raped. Don't do it, people. For Patrick's sake.In case you can't read my shitty handwriting, here's how it goes:
Pete: Hey, Trick, you OK?
Patrick: I just read this creepy fan fic...
Pete: Oh? What happened?
Patrick: You drugged my pumpkin squares and raped me and then I fell madly in love with you and we fucked like monkeys.
And then we defied all natural laws and had gay babies.
... (Pete drools)
Patrick: Oh no...
GLOMP
Patrick: Pete, please, can we just talk about this?
Pete? Please?
PEEETEEE!
TEH END
Grid paper sucks Marilyn Manson's balls (if he has any...).
Mechanical pencil on grid paper, then inked with an India ink pen and a felt tip pen.
Pete and Patrick belong to themselves and each other.
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Comments: 64
XDDDDD Is that a real story? (cause if so, GIMME THE LINK.) I lol'd.
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Rape is not ok! Unless you're being realistic about it, don't write a rape fice. Rape hurts people. And men can't have babies...sorry.
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Oh hell yes, I support this- Rape fanfics just shouldn't happen 
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Lol, thank you. I totally agree. ^^
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Lol , that fucking hilarious
But I can't see whats wrong with Marilyn Manson's balls...
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Haha, thanks. And, well, there's nothing wrong with Marilyn Manson's balls...they're just kinda fun to make fun of. ><
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Yeah , I'm just playing with ya'.
I was fucking chocked when I heard he have a wife , you know o.O
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Yeah, it was pretty stunning. Though I heard they're getting divorced. Not too surprising...
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Yeah , suprising.
I think I get a heartattack and die of suprise...
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LOL! Poor Patrick. I loves his misery though
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Naaaw...you're so mean!
But it is pretty funny. ><
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Funny, also, in the comments, nice zinger towards Mr. Manson.
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Hehe, thanks. I like Manson's music, but he's kind of an asshole. And fun to make fun of. ^^
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I know! He makes awesome music but he's a total dick! lol. It's really easy to make fun of him. He's an odd fellow. ^_^
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Okay Do NOT writ fanfics Patricks has to suffer and i mean as much as we all love Patrick he won't be able to preform on stage if he's getting raped by Pete.
And what if he does fall pregnant, then they can't do concerts!!!!
Think About It xD
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Haha, my point exactly. Though rape fics are pretty funny to read sometimes. XD
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Of corse but there a few i've read that make me more mentally distubred than i am
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Lol, thankies.
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no prob 
p.s josh want you to get a facey booky!! kids from camp have face books too, like ellyn and other hannahs
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Okay, okay. I'll try and get one soon. C:
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YYYAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
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Oops.
Guess this means you're staying away from my story
LL
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Hm...I never said I didn't like to read them, now did I? ^^
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LL no, but I understand the what the uthor means, stories need drama, Patrric being raped or Pete sent to a hospital is what they like I guesss?
WTFT?! that's kinda ironic..I have BOTH o those things in my story
DAMMIT DX<
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Lol, nice. I guess I kind of prefer putting drama into my stories in ways that don't involve rape or suicide. Unfortunately, they always seem to involve psychopaths and knives, but I can't exactly help that, now can I?
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Um...
NoeZ?
LL Iguess not ;3
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Lol, srsly. At least make the poor kid ENJOY it.
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xD it doesn't really makes sense when the person doesn't enjoy it
I mean thats why it's calld "love" so they both have fun
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Haha, very true. XD
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xD i am very truthful
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lool dont do it for patricks sake. ttly hilarious
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Srsly. Save a Patrick, don't write rape fic.
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i understand. its not a good idea. save a patrick save the world
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*hugs Tricky protectively*
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uh...well...PETEMADEMEDOIT!!!
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*shakes head*
Everyone's excuse for everything, eh?
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everyone except Pete
then it somehow ends up being Patrick's fault
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True.
Also, just out of curiosity, how do you make words in italics or bolded? I've been on DA for like six months and I still haven't figured it out... *sweat drop*
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for bold
< b > < / b >
- the exta spaces
replace b with i for italics
the slash ends it
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