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Description Many jokes about Tali's creepy fandom inspired this blasphemy.

The original joke was to make Tali compare some "works from the fans" to some Quarian torture. A friend suggested I narrow it to subtlety, and mention Joker. 'Cause Seth Green is funneh!

-The outlines were made on paper, not with Photoshop, that's why most of it looks bulky.-

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Comments: 116

XPator In reply to ??? [2013-03-15 14:05:47 +0000 UTC]

lol I'm always poking fun at things, even if they're cute and innocent and cuddly and not sex-centered. That's just how my humor goes.

I love Tali, just as much as any other Tali-fan. I didn't do this fanart to show hatred over other people's fanart of Tali, I would be quite the hypocrite (See my "Lady and the Big Daddy" fanart here [link] ).

I think it's just funny to imagine how characters would react if they were to see any "Rule 34" pictures of themselves doing taboo stuff. XD

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TheCommissarFangirl [2013-03-03 14:56:32 +0000 UTC]

Reactions are priceless.

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XPator In reply to TheCommissarFangirl [2013-03-03 16:37:35 +0000 UTC]

Garrus is a tough challenge. This one is an early sketch of the Mass Effect characters, before I could get a hang of their "usual" appearance. You'd get a better glimpse if you stumble upon my long-winded meme. D:

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ejpd117 [2012-10-05 02:00:13 +0000 UTC]

What's so much creepier about Tali fans than Liara fans or Ashley fans (or Garrus fans or whoever-fans)?

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XPator In reply to ejpd117 [2012-10-05 15:44:58 +0000 UTC]

not the fanfics themselves, it's knowing that a Quarian can't get out of its suit without risking a strong allergic reaction, if not just death from the common cold. So imagining Tali seeing herself stripped off naked and playing with herself might be shocking on more aspects for her than it would be for Liara to see herself in the same position.

Just a bit of looooooooooooore.

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lazymansload [2012-09-30 02:54:36 +0000 UTC]

I fear no fandom. But, these slash makers..... (scoots closer) .....they scare me..............

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XPator In reply to lazymansload [2012-10-01 14:25:16 +0000 UTC]

every time one shows a bit of skin off of a Quarian, one of them faints in horror and disbelief. D:

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Heldric [2011-05-21 03:33:58 +0000 UTC]

Its true to what i am stumbling apon and also is Garis Drinking a martine (spelt wrong) in the backround?

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XPator In reply to Heldric [2011-05-21 14:34:00 +0000 UTC]

He's drinking one of those hi-tech fluo Prestone drinks you get in a weird arse glass, in fact.

Him drinking a Martini would be funny though. XD

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Heldric In reply to XPator [2011-05-21 17:55:41 +0000 UTC]

Ahh thanks.

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Serunus [2011-02-27 00:19:49 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, Tali, but here on DeviantArt, you're a sex symbol. Seriously, you had to have seen this coming. XD

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XPator In reply to Serunus [2011-02-27 02:15:08 +0000 UTC]

She can't imagine just how much......... heh nevermind.

Better not mouth that out, the character might never recover from the shock.

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Serunus In reply to XPator [2011-02-27 02:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Dude, there are many perverted fanfics between her and Shepard, art of her body and concept of herself without her mask on, and to top it off, it's just on this website, imagine all the other perverted stuff other people drew of her OUTSIDE of DeviantArt. Sorry, Tali, you got screwed......literally >XD >XD

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kitsune2008 In reply to Serunus [2011-06-20 01:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, try Rule 34.com. I've seen one of her and a vorcha. I didn't go near a computor for at least 3 months after that.

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kitsune2008 In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-06-20 05:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Razakel: Yeah, it did.

Me: Oh, and you don't come up with weird and wrong things?

Razakel: Don't forget that YOU are the one who comes up with those things and YOU are the one who makes me say them.

Me: Touche. Anyways, yeah, seeing Wrex in a top hat made me laugh.

Razakel: Anything makes you humans laugh.

Me: Shut up.

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Serunus In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-06-20 04:45:34 +0000 UTC]

Jesus O__o That;s nasty DX

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kitsune2008 In reply to Serunus [2011-06-20 04:54:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, try having it stuck in your head for about a month. And don't get me started on the picture of Shepard, Liara, and Wrex. Actually, I take that back. It was frickin hilarious. Here it is [link]

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Serunus In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-06-20 05:10:45 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA

Liara needs to know who's clogging her XD
Wow, that came out weird O.o

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XPator In reply to Serunus [2011-02-27 04:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Rule 34 applies to anything... And I've got the bad luck to stumble upon the most horrible stuff you can't even imagine!...

perverted Tali fanfic is perhaps the most enjoyable of them all, as long as people don't fall in exageration... which they often do.

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Serunus In reply to XPator [2011-02-27 04:52:17 +0000 UTC]

I don't know why, but I can imagine her stumbling on the site and seeing all the art of herself XD

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XPator In reply to Serunus [2011-02-27 15:20:53 +0000 UTC]

That would be the internet archives at the museum..... And she'd be doubly traumatized, how come some Humans from a thousand years ago could already know of her and ALREADY make creepy fanfics over her? XD

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Serunus In reply to XPator [2011-02-28 02:50:26 +0000 UTC]

Dude, she'd have a seizure if she saw it all, plus, I'd think she might like the Shepard ones with her XD

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XPator In reply to Serunus [2011-02-28 02:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Those she'd keep for herself, for sure XD

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SquirrelDash [2010-12-06 07:01:46 +0000 UTC]

wait... is legion in the upper right corner?

I SEE FLASHLIGHT HEAD!

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XPator In reply to SquirrelDash [2010-12-06 19:57:57 +0000 UTC]

lol ey! Didn't think of that one ._.

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SquirrelDash In reply to XPator [2010-12-07 01:17:53 +0000 UTC]

you should have!

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XPator In reply to SquirrelDash [2010-12-07 16:43:21 +0000 UTC]

heh can't put my brains to think of everything. I'll just put that one with the other missed opportunities.

If I remember correctly, I did this panel a short while before I bought the game myself. I did it while a friend of mine was showing me his copy of the game. I doubt he found Legion yet by the time I finished drawing this. That could be an excuse, but I've no proof to back me up.

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SquirrelDash In reply to XPator [2010-12-08 10:41:05 +0000 UTC]

ah, well. such is life.

it is well done, even without legion.

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smashbrawlguy [2010-11-06 02:04:28 +0000 UTC]

OMGWTFBBQ is with Shepard's face? I love it! >=3

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XPator In reply to smashbrawlguy [2010-11-06 16:28:12 +0000 UTC]

loll thanks alot XD
-in fact, I did a pretty generic caricature of my friend's Shepard when I did this pic. It was before I made my Wulf Shepard character.

Drawing with fineliner markers kinda sucks, so I couldn't get as much details as I wished for.

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dalcon08 [2010-10-15 22:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Im commander Shepard and when i see something disturbing in just smile

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XPator In reply to dalcon08 [2010-10-17 23:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed XD

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pichu610 [2010-08-15 05:09:23 +0000 UTC]

Something tells me that Joker found Tali's "website".

Hah! I'm kidding, but something tells me that it must be impressive if shepard has that kind of smirk on his face. This is a great picture, and great lighting And poor Garrus. He's frightened by what he sees.

I love this picture so muccccch <3

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XPator In reply to pichu610 [2010-08-16 15:06:03 +0000 UTC]

stunned is more like it XD
thank you very much!

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pichu610 In reply to XPator [2010-08-16 21:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Stunned by the "quarian torture tactics".

Welcome!

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tabriswarden [2010-04-22 04:19:44 +0000 UTC]

I notice that Shepard isn't disapproving. That sick bastard.

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XPator In reply to tabriswarden [2010-04-22 04:32:33 +0000 UTC]

loll Anything that involves Tali in strange positions...
okay I admit. Shep's a sick fuck. XD

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tabriswarden [2010-04-22 04:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Hell, I'm part of that fandom, and I agree with you completely.

Excuse me while I scrub my brain clean with steel wool.

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XPator In reply to tabriswarden [2010-04-22 04:24:00 +0000 UTC]

lolll

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biohazard22791 [2010-04-21 04:49:54 +0000 UTC]

dude I bet its that Asari Hanar game : D

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XPator In reply to biohazard22791 [2010-04-21 14:50:55 +0000 UTC]

Fornax, limited edition! -or something.

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biohazard22791 In reply to XPator [2010-04-21 18:28:00 +0000 UTC]

exactly! >: D

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XPator In reply to biohazard22791 [2010-04-21 18:31:08 +0000 UTC]

lololol!

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Ryvaken [2010-04-21 02:22:15 +0000 UTC]

We are not creepy!

That is all.

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XPator In reply to Ryvaken [2010-04-21 14:50:30 +0000 UTC]

Muweheheheh!

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WerewolfThorn [2010-04-20 20:15:57 +0000 UTC]

Joker have a wide selection of exotic pron, it's practicaly a unofficial fact. Great expression from Shepard, I think he is getting ideas.

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XPator In reply to WerewolfThorn [2010-04-21 14:52:15 +0000 UTC]

lol and guess who I did romance with in my playthroughs. It's just gonna get more suggestive.

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WerewolfThorn In reply to XPator [2010-04-21 16:27:05 +0000 UTC]

What can I say? Tali is irresistable.

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XPator In reply to WerewolfThorn [2010-04-21 16:28:11 +0000 UTC]

I will never deny that! XD

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Commander-Afro In reply to WerewolfThorn [2010-04-20 20:29:17 +0000 UTC]

that was exactly what I was gonna say xD

I wonder if they involve a certain yeoman...

Anyways great work!

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