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Description WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! *Throws tree into King Kai's house.*

Whoa, little quick to the trigger there, ace.

Sorry. I kinda lost my head there after I... lost my... head...

*King Kai walks out of his house and casually walks up to Ginyu Force*
Hey, I was just inside, taking a crap, I'm old, it takes me a while; come out there's a tree in my living room, what's up?

We were just standing around talking about your awesome training, and then these guys showed up.

They look like a bunch of queers!

Chiaotzu! We don't even know them! We shouldn't make such rash judgments about-

*Ginyu Force theme song plays*

Well, we shouldn't think less of them for it.

G'day mates! How ya goin'? We're here to take control of your planet in the name of Lord Frieza. Sorry 'bout that! *cracks knuckles*

HA! HAHA! Aw, yeah, good luck with that! Alright guys, show 'em who's boss!

That would be you.

Yep, all you man!

You're the boss!

WHAT!?

What? Recoome has to fight, THIS? He doesn't even come up to Recoome's knee-caps!

Probably can't even handle a gut-load of piss!

I bet you can't even run a mile!

YOU'RE BLUE!

..... Yeah, all of you can just go straight to hell!

Oh, yeah? And who's gonna make Recoome?


---This is a scene from the new episode of TFS DBZ Abridged, Episode 29 when the Ginyu Force arrive on King Kia's planet. Here's the [link] to the video. Enjoy!

I don't own the video or anime franchise. The video is owned by Team Four Star, while the anime is owned by Akira Toriyama.
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powerdragon0 In reply to ??? [2019-08-26 15:04:38 +0000 UTC]

mez

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origamiakatsuki101 In reply to powerdragon0 [2019-08-29 01:34:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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MrGreen37 [2017-11-20 00:26:28 +0000 UTC]

A million zeni on the comedic lard ball.

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Linkzilla [2017-03-29 00:16:52 +0000 UTC]

What's even more unbelievable is that the show actually tried to convince us that Tien, Yamcha and Chiaotzu were able to defeat these guys - when none of them could stand up to Nappa...after King Kai literally taught them nothing...
Seriously - they catch the monkey, they whack the cricket and then their training just stops...

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UltraMangaArtist101 [2016-06-25 12:06:37 +0000 UTC]

King Kai, unsurprised: Hey, I was inside, taking a crap, I'm old, takes me a while, come out, there's a tree in my living room. What's up?

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NeoChandler In reply to UltraMangaArtist101 [2017-09-25 13:28:19 +0000 UTC]

Yamcha: We're just talking about your awesome training and then these guys showed up!

Chiaotzu: Look like a bunch of queers.

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UltraMangaArtist101 In reply to NeoChandler [2017-09-30 03:14:22 +0000 UTC]

Chiaotzu! We don't even know them; you shouldn't make such rash judgements about-
TOKUSENTAI!
Well, we shouldn't think less of them for it.

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t3smartalec [2016-01-18 08:03:36 +0000 UTC]

DBZ rules- Weaker guys win because they trained for shorter times in a later arc.

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CocoTheHedgehog0456 [2015-07-22 07:57:51 +0000 UTC]

It's kinda clear that I'm gonna go with the king Kai.
He'll kill them all with his bad puns

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CocoTheHedgehog0456 [2015-07-22 07:56:34 +0000 UTC]

Ginyu: What are you gonna do fatty?
Kai: ...Goku
Goku:Huh yeah
Kai:Transport over her
Goku appears
Ginyu: Mother of a baby Buddha lets get out of here

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smokehunter2 [2015-07-18 21:57:24 +0000 UTC]

This is why filler is bullshit. And also non-existent.

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SoMurican [2015-07-16 03:42:51 +0000 UTC]

The small fat blue one has mah vote. c:

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GekidoMamoru [2015-05-08 04:37:05 +0000 UTC]

I bet on...Bobbles

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crashman11 [2015-04-06 18:03:09 +0000 UTC]

My bet: oh yeah we are....

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crashman11 In reply to crashman11 [2015-04-06 18:03:23 +0000 UTC]

THE GINYU FORCE!!!

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xelianthought [2015-03-23 13:42:42 +0000 UTC]

3 2 1 Hell.Β 

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Elitebloom1 [2014-12-09 05:50:06 +0000 UTC]

My bets on the fat midget..

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Sonic1234567891 [2014-11-29 21:28:42 +0000 UTC]

I bet on Bojack!

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Jokerz-1824 [2014-10-19 11:21:49 +0000 UTC]

"Mez, we have visitors! Β Prepare the camps."

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animegirl20027 [2014-08-28 22:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Β all in kill them!!

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gokuspr345 [2014-08-23 21:51:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol king Kai FTW!!Β 

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lordreid [2014-06-15 10:24:52 +0000 UTC]

my money's on king kaiΒ 

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Tahkaullus01 [2014-06-11 19:10:14 +0000 UTC]

Hey, can I get in on this?

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Sir-Duke01 [2014-05-07 00:40:01 +0000 UTC]

the comedy clown

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Louie-Jr [2013-12-22 00:42:28 +0000 UTC]

Dr. Evil has the ultimate bet. "I am betting," Β he puts his pinkie to his mouth, "100 billion dollars on King Kai!"

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WithinDarkness10 [2013-11-15 22:12:50 +0000 UTC]

....... seriously.. He freaked out about Frieza but can h the ginyu force after freaking out? ...
Riiiight.

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Videogeek95 In reply to WithinDarkness10 [2014-02-06 20:43:46 +0000 UTC]

I think when King Kai was freaking out over Frieza, it was more out of Empathy...


See... Goku was the Earth's only hope... And Frieza was COUNTLESS times more powerful than Goku... And King Kai was well aware of Frieza's reputation... Thus if Goku screwed up, King Kai didn't want Frieza to take any drastic measures and destroy Earth, seeing as how IT was the first planet in EONS whose representative actually managed to hurt him...


King Kai was stuck in the Ghost World and didn't want an entire planet to be needlessly destroyed...


But no... See, King Kai is VASTLY stronger than King Yemma, and King Yemma handled Cell without even trying...

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Dawnthebarrel [2013-08-03 12:02:26 +0000 UTC]

And they all go to hell

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InvaderCyberSassy [2013-07-21 22:18:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol. xD I love team four star. This part was so funny!

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2014-08-21 03:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol. xD That is the PERFECT thing to say when you are old! xDDDΒ Β  Β  Β  Β 

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2014-05-20 21:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I was just inside, taking a crap, I'm old, it takes me a while; come out there's a tree in my living room, what's up?

I am going to say that when I'm old

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2014-08-21 03:04:39 +0000 UTC]

Lol. xD That is the PERFECT thing to say when you are old.Β Β  Β  Β  Β 

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2014-08-21 06:25:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to say that on my deathbed

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2014-09-24 15:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Even better! xD You can say that when you are old AND when you are on your death bed.Β Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β Β  Β  Β  Β 

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2014-08-21 03:04:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol. xD That is the PERFECT thing to say when you are old. Β  Β  Β  Β  Β 

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2014-09-24 16:36:28 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I will say "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say" onΒ Β my deathbed

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2014-09-24 17:36:04 +0000 UTC]

Lol. xD That is a great thing to say on your death bed. xD

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2014-09-24 17:48:03 +0000 UTC]

and hopefully someone will say "heh, he'll be missed"

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2014-10-20 00:45:03 +0000 UTC]

I hope that's EXACTLY how it goes! xD In a good way, of course... Lol xD

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2014-10-20 06:33:29 +0000 UTC]

lol

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2016-12-29 18:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Haha!

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2016-12-29 19:45:59 +0000 UTC]

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2016-12-30 19:37:28 +0000 UTC]

How have you been?

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2016-12-30 21:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Ok I guess

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2017-05-09 15:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Good to hear! Sorry for the late response... Are you still doing ok?

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2017-05-09 15:28:36 +0000 UTC]

No problem

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2018-08-05 16:49:28 +0000 UTC]

Hello! How are you?

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2018-08-05 17:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Ok...

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InvaderCyberSassy In reply to Xenomaster [2018-08-05 17:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Do you need to talk?

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Xenomaster In reply to InvaderCyberSassy [2018-08-05 17:34:36 +0000 UTC]

No

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