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frelncragentcolorado [2013-08-16 23:55:34 +0000 UTC]

Meta: "Now is your time to die, bitch."
Carter: "Wait what the fuck was that?!?!"
Meta: "Although, I have a feeling you will be important to my survival, so I will allow you to live. For now."

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GalaxyTheShadowhog [2013-05-20 19:26:46 +0000 UTC]

Carter: Oh, son-of-a-bitch...
*Meta stabs him in the throat*: (Hiss) (Growl) (Snarl) 'Take that, bitch. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to scare the shit out of people. Freelancer powers, ACTIVATE!'

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Asari-are-hot [2012-06-30 04:05:27 +0000 UTC]

*Three days after Sarge died*

Rezesia: I am mostly better, just tired, weak, and in need of a proper place to rest. *heads towards outpost base to contact the Asari fleet*

Carter: *hears noise* Is that the…*gets up from seat and turns around* It’s the META! *tries to fight past the inhuman thing but it grabs him and the Pelican starts its descent*

Rezesia: *sees Pelican’s descent and crash landing* What happened?! *hears cries of “Meta!”* Goddess! Is it the monster?!

Carter: AGH! GET OFF! HELP! HELP ME! *gets thrown out of Pelican by Meta and staggers to his feet*

Meta: *grabs Carter by throat and tears his throat out. Carter tries to scream but only gurgles escape as the Meta rips his heart out and makes Carter eat his own heart*

Rezesia: *faints at the sight of the scene*

Meta: *runs from scene to commit more evil*

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Dood-D-C [2012-05-17 07:12:39 +0000 UTC]

Carter: "Well? What are you waitin' for?"
*Meta snarls*
Carter: "Come get some you ugly sunuva!" *meta goes to stab him, Carter reverses it and they engage in combat*
*Carter fights back valiantly, knowing full well he's going to die*
*The meta finally pulls a pistol from carters hands, and shoots him in the temple causing the body to fly out the back of the pelican*

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GelUpHell [2011-11-17 21:32:01 +0000 UTC]

Meta: *singing / whispering: "secret agent maine (changed man to maine) secret agent maine!" Then kills him*
:3

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Zorzathir [2011-11-10 00:10:42 +0000 UTC]

Meta: I wonder what that 'thing' could be? *Aims his weapon at Carter*

Carter: Oh fu-

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xenosplicer117 [2011-11-05 03:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Cartr tries to jump out while crashing the pelican with meta in it and fails to bail out

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Hunter-113 [2011-09-12 02:27:21 +0000 UTC]

Carter: "I see, so this is how its gonna end eh?"
Meta: (Snarl) (Proceeds to grabs Carters head and smash it into the dashboard over and over.)
Carter: "No...(SMASH)fucking...(SMASH)way in...(SMASH)hell... (SHINK) suck on this big guy... (SMASH)(STAB)
MetaGrowl) proceeds to pull the knife, that Carter stabs him with, out of his neck and slowly begin to carve up Carter"s face.
Carter: "WHAT THE FUCK!? No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screen fades to black with the sound of Carter's screams waining untill, his screams are but mere bloody gurgles.

Hope, thats up to par.

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HaloFan239 [2011-07-24 20:31:21 +0000 UTC]

to the meta thats him just being calm

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HaloFan239 [2011-07-22 20:48:51 +0000 UTC]

the Meta grabs both his arms then kicks Carter out of the cockpit while the meta still has both of carters arms

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Bojaking [2011-06-16 02:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Meta: sneeking, sneeking, sneeking....*slips on banana peel*
Carter: What was that?
Meta's thoughts: God damn it! That fucking hurt! Why would you be eating a banana of all things while flying a pelican?!
Carter: Hm, must of been the wind.
*Meta shamfully crawls away*

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DragonhunterTomyh [2011-06-15 22:54:34 +0000 UTC]

Meta: Punches hand through the seat and Carter, holding his heart. Then rips his arm out, puts Carters heart in his hand and says "Now put it back in"

Is that too evil? Even for Meta?

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115spartan [2011-06-15 19:21:40 +0000 UTC]

Meta grab his skull and beat him to Death with it.....

Meta: that never gets Old Lol

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andythemarine [2011-06-15 18:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Meta: *breaks every bone in his body starting with his toes and working his way up to the neck then htrows him out of the ship*
me:wow

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