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Hm, when I look at Kuro, he kind of resembles...
Uh, oh.
SQUASH
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Hideki: -gets hit in my shoulder- DAM IT!!! -hold it- Crap it's going to take a while to regenerate the wo- -gets hit by more and looks like a bloody walking corpse- Uond....
Yang:...You ok?
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Girl, I'm pretty sure in that state, he looks way below the word, "fine."
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My brothers will be so jealous when they see this XD
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I can just hear TFS Piccolo yelling "DOOOOODGE!"
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He grabbed Yang's breast and Blake's butt
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That's her butt? Double B Victory. XD
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Oh okay. Going in for the bellebooty. Smart man
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Gary: you have five seconds.
Blake: Gary! Calm down! It was an accident!
Gary:4
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Kuro: -to Yang- What's his problem?
Yang: Your hands
Kuro: What about my-OH, SHIZZ!! *gets ups* But he doesn't need to get so mad about it. I was saving yours and Blake's lives.
Blake: Exactly, so please calm down. Kuro's not a pervert (or at least I hope)
Kuro: (This coming from Ms. Ninjas of Lust?)
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Blake: Gary you should know I would never cheat on you. Besides Yang claimed him already.
Gary: yeah I- wait. Yang claimed him?
Blake: well you know her.
Gary: right.
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Yang: Yup. We've dated for six months now
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Gary: oh well, congrats you two.
Blake: see? We're all friends here right?
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Stupid! FREAKING!! LASER BEAMS!!!! HEY! AM I THE ONLY ONE-*sees what Kuro did*...lucky little *ducks from laser fire* Right! Focus on *gets buried in crates that were hit by the laser* Owwwwwwwww...
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Kuro: How ya holdin' up?
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Cole: Better than you will when this is over...maybe...stupid lasers!
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Kuro: Cole... Just stay down...
Kuro (thinking): Something feels soft in both of my hands right now...
*sees Blake and Yang's blushing faces and realizes what happened*
S***...
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Cole (muttering): I wouldn't mind something soft...
Yang and Blake: *glares*
Cole: BURIED BY CRATES HERE!
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Kuro: *lets go of B&Y* "Sorry! Here I come!" *helps Cole out of the pile of crates*
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Cole: Thanks. *looks up* LOOK OUT! *kicks Kuro away before dodging another laser* Sorry there! *shoots laser* Remind me again why we're not simply torching this place? Would be a lot easier, especially if what you REALLY want to do is pet-
Yang: *grabs Cole by the scruff of his trench coat* WATCH IT! *pulls him back before another laser hits him*
Cole: *gack* The lasers, or my words?
Yang: *glares*
Cole: Yes, it is then...
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Kuro: Don't you remember? *ducks* We have to *hop* find *bobs head* the runaway Grimm and also the—Yikes!—fallen team that went after it! *laser hits Kuro in the butt, setting it ablaze* Iyayayayayayayayayayayaya!!!!!!! *runs like mad*
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Cole: Oh. *watches Kuro running back and forth* So is that why I was supposed to bring these Emp grenades?
Blake: Don't even-
Yang: So you call them Emps, too?
Cole: One for each of us.
Blake: Ugh!
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Kuro: *puts out his flaming ass* Glad that's over... Also, where'd you get EMPs from?
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Cole: *ducks behind some crates* I MAY have a small stockpile of various weapons and weapon parts from my mercenary days. Maybe. *glances back and forth sheepishly*
Yang: You gonna use 'em or WHAT??
Cole: Oh, right! *chucks one* That should cover that. Btw, your scrolls are hardened right?
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Kuro: "...S***! *curls up in a ball wrapping his Scroll in his arms*
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*EMP goes off; all lasers power down*
Cole: Well, that should make the rest of this operation easier. *notices Kuro curled up in a ball* Uh, never known using your own body could protect unhardened equipment, but then again I never took such a chance...
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Kuro: "I also finally realized what it was I touched earlier... It was a butt... and a breast... Both belonging to Blake and Yang respectively... I'm dead, aren't I?"
Yang: "Depends... Did you enjoy it?" *smirks and raises an eyebrow*
Kuro: "Yes... NO!! I mean... B-Blake, help me out here!!"
Blake: " I will... Once you answer the question... "
Kuro: "Cole... Please?"
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Cole: Oh, no! *waves his arms in protest* I'm not answering THAT question! *turns to Blake and Yang* Then again, he DID save your lives at the risk of his own, and I kicked him in the chest so he wouldn't get hit by another laser.
Yang: And for all we know, kicking him might have been just as much about jealousy as it was helping him *crosses her arms, her expression otherwise unchanged*.
Blake: She has a point. *places a hand on her hip*
Cole: *laughs nervously* Eheheh. Maybe I should scout ahead. *turns to Kuro* You're on your own, buddy!
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Kuro: "Screw you too, Cole!"
B&Y: "Kuro…"
Kuro: "......Meep...... *gets grabbed by B&Y* COOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!"
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Cole: *checks around the corner* Say, um...just how big of a grim are we hunting, here? Cause you might want to save pummeling Kuro until after we've dealt with it. Assuming we survive it...
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Kuro: *turned away and speaks wearily* "They didn't pummel me... I barely escaped with my life, but still..."
Cole: "What'd they do?"
Kuro: *turns around, revealing kiss marks all over his face and a bruise on his neck*
Cole: "DEAR GAWD!!"
Kuro: "I know... It was torture... and they pinch so ridiculously hard too... Never again... Let it be you next time please...
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Cole: *grins devilishly* Well, if that's all it takes then by all means I'll-
*A Giant Ursa stomps up behind Cole, growling menacingly*
Cole: *turns around, slumps his shoulders* Of course one would show up the second I turn my back. *shoves Kuro away while shooting at the Ursa, rolling around it to draw it's attention*
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Kuro: "We just can't win today, can we?"
Cole: "In the words of Ruby Rose... Nope..."
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*The Ursa lunges at Cole, who dodges it while getting a shot off*
Cole: Well, since I seem to have it's attention you take the girls and move on ahead. I'll deal with the teddy bear.
Kuro: By yourself?
Cole: It ain't a Nevermore, so I don't have to worry about being carried in the air or anything like that. Besides, grim are easy to figure out. *jumps as the Ursa swings one of it claws at him, then follows up with two sword slashes* NOW GET GOING!
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Kuri: "Alright, but lemme give you a handicap." *shoots an arrow into the Ursa's eyes, blinding it and runs off*
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Cole: *smirks* Huh. Handicap, huh? Why do you think I haven't used my semblance this whole time? *dodges the Ursa's claws and fires a few more shots before transforming his weapon to its falchion form, then lunges at the injured Ursa* What makes a grim easy to fight is you KNOW it wants to kill you! *rams his falchion deep into its throat, then swings upward, splitting its head open* And THAT'S all she wrote!
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Kuro: *whistles and claps* "Dude, SWEET!"
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Cole: *sheaths his weapon* I guess I was faster than I thought. So, which way do we go now?
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Kuro: "Blake said that there was a corridor that leads to the way out of here. She and the rest of RWBY are waiting for us."
Cole: "Sweetness. Let's go."
Kuro: "By the way, one of the guards called me a wanker. You know what that means?"
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Cole: *laughs* Not going there.
Kuro: *sarcastically* Gee, thanks!
Cole: Hey, that guard probably didn't have ANY room to-
*Somewhere outside*: ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!
*Cole and Kuro look at each other*
Cole: That Ursa wasn't the grim we really had to worry about, was it?
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Kuro: "Just as confused as you are, my friend... *they run outside*
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*Team RWBY finishes off a Creep, then see Kuro and Cole joining them*
Weiss: Where were you two?
Cole: Taking care of an Ursa. *glances at the dead Creep* Don't see too many of them by themselves, but then again I usually only see them in large concentrated groups. Obviously they're not that tough if you took this one down so quickly.
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Kuro: "Let's split before they DO get tough!
*everyone agrees and gets in an awaiting airship* So glad Jaune ain't here!"
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Cole: Yeah, though I'd almost be worth it if it meant Pyrrha were here, too *smiles*
Yang: *gives Cole a dirty look*
Cole: What? I said almost; besides, I have a weakness for redheads.
Yang: Whatever. *walks away*
Ruby: Sis?
Weiss: Ugh!
Cole: Oh, Yang! Wait up!
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Kuro: By his logic, Rosebud oughta be careful...
Ruby: Why?
Kuro: I'll explain later...
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Cole: What's THIS got to do with the kid? *runs past Kuro and Ruby*
Yang: That KID could run circles around you, not that anyone here would find that challenging...
Cole: *stops* Okay, I know I deserve SOME shots from you, but that's beneath you.
Yang: So was what you said just a minute ago.
Cole: Sunshine...
Yang: *grabs him by the collar* CALL ME THAT AGAIN!
Cole: I...I'm sorry.
Yang: *lets him go and storms off*
Cole: *facepalms* Godzilla, I'm an idiot.
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Kuro: Want me to talk to her?
Cole: Can you even?
Kuro: I got you bro! *runs after Yang*
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