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Xylophon — Ceci n'est pas une pomme

Published: 2014-01-26 06:19:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 2136; Favourites: 102; Downloads: 0
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Description I don't speak none o' yer fancy language but this sure ain't no apple.
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residentsmile [2016-08-22 03:57:49 +0000 UTC]

I like baked potatoes but I wished it was a baked sweet potato.

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SFaccountant [2014-02-14 20:47:21 +0000 UTC]

Blasted foreign foods, sneaking into our farms, taking our soil and irrigation!

Go back to Prance or wherever y'all came from, outsider!

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thegreatrouge [2014-01-27 23:54:55 +0000 UTC]

être une pomme ou ne pas être une pomme telle est la question

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Scyphi [2014-01-27 17:34:00 +0000 UTC]

It's a baked potato. Try it AJ, you might be surprised.

Of course, I'm very Pro-Baked Potato, so maybe I'm a little bias...

But still...try the baked potato, Applejack.

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Shyn448 [2014-01-27 17:16:46 +0000 UTC]

"Potato" ou en Français "Patate" ou "Pomme de Terre" est un légume délicieux si bien cuisiner, la "Baked potato with butter on the top" est une spécialité de Noirmoutier; une presque-île en France.


Well, sorry but it's always funny for a frenchi to see English people at least try to understand French thanks to Google translate  and good drawing and use of french for the title by the way  

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Xylophon In reply to Shyn448 [2014-01-27 18:16:48 +0000 UTC]

I didn't use Google Translate to write any of my sentences, just a French dictionary and a vague understanding of the grammar xD Though I sometimes check my phrases with Translate afterward to see how they would appear to someone using the software to read it.


But yeah, glad you like it

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whoeveriam0iam14222 [2014-01-27 15:42:19 +0000 UTC]

ah.. I can french too: Je suis un pomme de terre

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Xylophon In reply to whoeveriam0iam14222 [2014-01-27 16:45:18 +0000 UTC]

Vous n'êtes pas une pomme de terre, mon petit chou loufoque.

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Bloody-Goodbyes [2014-01-27 14:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Staring the butter down may make it melt eventually.

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ChaoticNote [2014-01-27 05:26:35 +0000 UTC]

Elle n'est pas la pomme.

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Xylophon In reply to ChaoticNote [2014-01-27 06:07:40 +0000 UTC]

Não é uma maçã. É alguma espécie de rocha diabólica que veio do inferno.

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ChaoticNote In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-27 06:23:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm only French 1!

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Xylophon In reply to ChaoticNote [2014-01-27 13:51:23 +0000 UTC]

That was Portuguese

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ChaoticNote In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-27 22:40:31 +0000 UTC]

oh. 0-0

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Siarnaq21 In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-27 18:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Dat fakeout.  You ought to be ashamed, tripping linguistically-challenged people.

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Xylophon In reply to Siarnaq21 [2014-01-27 18:54:38 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS JUST WHO I AM WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND


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Level-up-gal In reply to Xylophon [2014-02-06 04:17:15 +0000 UTC]

i understand

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catluvr2 [2014-01-27 03:47:19 +0000 UTC]

Pomme de terre.

I love that name for potatoes.

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Shocksauce98 [2014-01-27 01:42:42 +0000 UTC]

...It's a baked potato.

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Dartrunner In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-27 06:28:38 +0000 UTC]

The French word for potato is "pomme de terre" which, if literally translated means "apple of earth."

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Dartrunner [2014-01-27 12:23:45 +0000 UTC]

True...BUT IT'S STILL A BAKED POTATO WITH BUTTER

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Dartrunner In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-27 16:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Exactly, its not an apple.

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Dartrunner [2014-01-27 19:41:05 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm emphasizing the fact that IT'S A GOD FORSAKEN BAKED POTATO WITH BUTTER

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Dartrunner [2014-01-27 19:40:45 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm emphasizing the fact that IT'S A GOD FORSAKEN BAKED POTATO WITH BUTTER

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Dartrunner In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-28 06:44:38 +0000 UTC]

Why do you need to yell?

(And double post)

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Dartrunner [2014-01-28 12:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Emphasis! And sorry my phone wonked out for a a second and I thought the comment didn't go through

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Xylophon In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-27 23:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Where I come from, them's fightin' words.

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-28 00:21:39 +0000 UTC]

POTATOES

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Xylophon In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-28 00:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Are you fixin' to start a brawl here, sonny boy?

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Xylophon In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-28 00:56:54 +0000 UTC]

*blushes furiously* um

well you can have some potatoes I guess

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-28 00:43:38 +0000 UTC]

Well I ain't fixing ya dinner big man

XD Oh dear god

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Xylophon In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-28 00:57:21 +0000 UTC]

TAKE THY POTATOES AND GET THEE HENCE

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-28 01:04:42 +0000 UTC]

WAIT A SECOND I JUST REALIZED A PUN IN THERE

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Xylophon In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-28 01:05:50 +0000 UTC]

HUH

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-28 01:15:01 +0000 UTC]

POTATOES CAN BE SERVED FOR DINNER 

JFC THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL

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Xylophon In reply to Shocksauce98 [2014-01-28 01:42:01 +0000 UTC]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

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Shocksauce98 In reply to Xylophon [2014-01-28 01:51:07 +0000 UTC]

I KNOOOOOOOOW

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Seether00 [2014-01-27 01:39:55 +0000 UTC]

"I am an apple of the earth."

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Xylophon In reply to Seether00 [2014-01-27 01:41:12 +0000 UTC]

Most apples tend to come from the earth. This particular one just happens to originate from below its surface.

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EquestriaGurl77 [2014-01-27 00:06:32 +0000 UTC]

XD

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JCJflyingpig [2014-01-26 06:31:20 +0000 UTC]

lol

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