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Why not me
Chapter 2

(Fionna POV)
“I seriously doubt Marshall is going to show Gumball that picture. He's both our friends, right?”

“Yeah.....he wants to get me back.” I coughed a few times after I finished speaking. I think her cold breath got down my throat and scratched it. “I pulled a prank on him.”

“What kind of prank?”

“I...kinda made him drink the red from his favourite shirt when PG accidentally hit him with a sleep potion.” Harsh cackles filled the castle as the Ice Queen doubled over in laughter. I wonder what her reaction would be if I told her some of my other pranks. “Also, Gumball would think you cursed me or something. He's like that.”

“Maybe all those kidnapping attempts weren't a smart idea....” As I pulled my Ice gloves on and my backpack on, I ran over to the window/door and looked out.

“Are you kidding me.”

“What's wrong? oh......” A knife storm was brewing, spilling knives all over the place. “Do you think Marshall cursed the weather?”

“Maybe his ex saw him flying and brewed it.” IQ smiled at that but she grabbed the ears on my hat when she saw I was about to jump out of the window/door.

“Eh, no you don't. You may be 19 but you can't survive a knife storm.”

“Sure I can! I'll use my sword as an umbrella!” I proclaimed, pulling it out of my pack and brandishing it. “I'll be all like: 'tshk! Tshk! Can't get me, knife storm!'” A sigh and a facepalm was made at the same time. Then I was pulled further away from the window.

“Where did you get a second crystal sword?”

“Lord Monochromicorn made one in the crystal dimension with the portal crystal that Tree Trunks gave me when he was mad with crystal power after eating the crystal gem apple.” I had obviously lost her in my train of thought. Her face was as blank as the snow she ruled over. “This wont won't turn to ice. But, it doesn't matter anyway.” I added quickly when I got a disappointed look.

“Wenk.” The both of us turned to the doorway where a long penguin was walking in, trailing a cushion. “Wenk, wenk.” Then it proceeded to hit me with it. Why, I am not sure.

“Gertrude, go and get yourself a cookie. We're talking.”

“Wenk!”

“I'll explain later. Go get a cookie!” The penguin begrudgingly walked off, wenking in distaste. Again, she grabbed me around the waist and pulled me back when she saw I was going for the window/door. “I think you better stay here tonight. Knifestorms always last for days or nights.”

“Are you SURE that's the reason?” I questioned with an eyebrow raised. I smirked at the aftermath where Simone began spluttering and attempting to make an audible sentence. Just then, my phone beeped.

Fionna, I am coming to get you when this knife storm ends.
Don't try to resist.
-Gumball

“I told you. When this ends I'm going to have to stop him from coming here. Hopefully.” I mumbled to the Ice Queen, who now had her chin on my shoulder to look at my phone.

“You got a call.” Looking down, I realised I did. From Cake. Crud. I pressed the green button and gingerly held it up to my ear.

“FIONNA WHERE ARE YOU I JUST RECEIVED A PICTURE FROM GUMBALL AWGHTSDIFT-” wincing, I pulled the phone away from my ear.

“Told you.” IQ sighed, rolled her eyes then went to find her Penguins. “Cake. Cake, calm down.”

“HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I JUST SAW A PICTURE LIKE THAT?! YOU'RE UNDER A SPELL! I KNEW IT! WHERE ARE YOU?! IF IT WERENT FOR THIS KNIFE STORM I WOULD BE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW TRYING TO GET YOU!”

“Cake, for Globs sake! Leave me alone for once! I'm not little any more!” I snapped the phone shut, much to Ice Queen's amusement. “She's going to kill me for that.” I sighed, putting my phone in my pack and randomly sitting on the floor.

“At least you stood up to her. Can't have an overbearing family member.” I let IQ sit next to me and pull me onto her lap. She was cold, but I can handle that. “I had an overbearing brother once upon a time. Drove me mad.”

“I noticed.”

“Shush. I Don't need your sarcasm.” Smiling, I shifted around until I was comfy. “You actually look like a little rabbit sat like that!”

“What if that was my intention?” I grinned. Randomly, she cupped my cheek and kissed me again. Who cares what everybody else thinks?

(Gumball POV)
I paced my lab, one hand behind my back and the other I held a phone. A phone that showed the picture of my Knight, and our mutual enemy liplocked. What did the Ice Queen do to Fionna? A strong-minded, strong-willed adventurer turned to being an evil queen's thrall. I almost jumped out of my skin when the phone rang.

“Hello?”

“Hey Bubba!”

“Oh, hey Marshall.” I rolled my eyes. What exactly does he want?

“I think you should leave Fifi and Simi alone. They obviously want to be left that way.”

“What are you talking about Marshall? Fionna is obviously brainwashed. That's the only explanation. Earlier they were ready to rip each others throats out. And then you send a picture of them kissing?”

“I only sent that so you knew what to expect.” I almost shuddered at the unnaturally dark tone his voice took on. “I'm warning you, Gumball. Leave both of my best friends alone or you will be sorry.”

“You will be sorry if you attempt to stop me from helping my Knight from reclaiming her mind.” The vampire hissed, then shut his phone off. That's what Fionna is to me. My knight in shining armour. I guess it does sound like I have a crush on her. She has been helping the land of Aaa for seven years. It is only customary for her to be knighted.

“Earth to Gumball!” A furry paw grabbed my wrist and lowered my arm from the side of my head. “The knife storm is over. You comin' with me or not?” I nodded, and grabbed a candy steel dagger from my desk.

“Never know what you might need.” I answered after the cat gave me a strange look. She then shook her head, grabbed my arm and jumped from the window, I panicked a little, but immediately relaxed when I landed on her back. Lets do this.

Description
Why not me
Chapter 2

(Fionna POV)
“I seriously doubt Marshall is going to show Gumball that picture. He's both our friends, right?”

“Yeah.....he wants to get me back.” I coughed a few times after I finished speaking. I think her cold breath got down my throat and scratched it. “I pulled a prank on him.”

“What kind of prank?”

“I...kinda made him drink the red from his favourite shirt when PG accidentally hit him with a sleep potion.” Harsh cackles filled the castle as the Ice Queen doubled over in laughter. I wonder what her reaction would be if I told her some of my other pranks. “Also, Gumball would think you cursed me or something. He's like that.”

“Maybe all those kidnapping attempts weren't a smart idea....” As I pulled my Ice gloves on and my backpack on, I ran over to the window/door and looked out.

“Are you kidding me.”

“What's wrong? oh......” A knife storm was brewing, spilling knives all over the place. “Do you think Marshall cursed the weather?”

“Maybe his ex saw him flying and brewed it.” IQ smiled at that but she grabbed the ears on my hat when she saw I was about to jump out of the window/door.

“Eh, no you don't. You may be 19 but you can't survive a knife storm.”

“Sure I can! I'll use my sword as an umbrella!” I proclaimed, pulling it out of my pack and brandishing it. “I'll be all like: 'tshk! Tshk! Can't get me, knife storm!'” A sigh and a facepalm was made at the same time. Then I was pulled further away from the window.

“Where did you get a second crystal sword?”

“Lord Monochromicorn made one in the crystal dimension with the portal crystal that Tree Trunks gave me when he was mad with crystal power after eating the crystal gem apple.” I had obviously lost her in my train of thought. Her face was as blank as the snow she ruled over. “This wont won't turn to ice. But, it doesn't matter anyway.” I added quickly when I got a disappointed look.

“Wenk.” The both of us turned to the doorway where a long penguin was walking in, trailing a cushion. “Wenk, wenk.” Then it proceeded to hit me with it. Why, I am not sure.

“Gertrude, go and get yourself a cookie. We're talking.”

“Wenk!”

“I'll explain later. Go get a cookie!” The penguin begrudgingly walked off, wenking in distaste. Again, she grabbed me around the waist and pulled me back when she saw I was going for the window/door. “I think you better stay here tonight. Knifestorms always last for days or nights.”

“Are you SURE that's the reason?” I questioned with an eyebrow raised. I smirked at the aftermath where Simone began spluttering and attempting to make an audible sentence. Just then, my phone beeped.

Fionna, I am coming to get you when this knife storm ends.
Don't try to resist.
-Gumball

“I told you. When this ends I'm going to have to stop him from coming here. Hopefully.” I mumbled to the Ice Queen, who now had her chin on my shoulder to look at my phone.

“You got a call.” Looking down, I realised I did. From Cake. Crud. I pressed the green button and gingerly held it up to my ear.

“FIONNA WHERE ARE YOU I JUST RECEIVED A PICTURE FROM GUMBALL AWGHTSDIFT-” wincing, I pulled the phone away from my ear.

“Told you.” IQ sighed, rolled her eyes then went to find her Penguins. “Cake. Cake, calm down.”

“HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I JUST SAW A PICTURE LIKE THAT?! YOU'RE UNDER A SPELL! I KNEW IT! WHERE ARE YOU?! IF IT WERENT FOR THIS KNIFE STORM I WOULD BE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW TRYING TO GET YOU!”

“Cake, for Globs sake! Leave me alone for once! I'm not little any more!” I snapped the phone shut, much to Ice Queen's amusement. “She's going to kill me for that.” I sighed, putting my phone in my pack and randomly sitting on the floor.

“At least you stood up to her. Can't have an overbearing family member.” I let IQ sit next to me and pull me onto her lap. She was cold, but I can handle that. “I had an overbearing brother once upon a time. Drove me mad.”

“I noticed.”

“Shush. I Don't need your sarcasm.” Smiling, I shifted around until I was comfy. “You actually look like a little rabbit sat like that!”

“What if that was my intention?” I grinned. Randomly, she cupped my cheek and kissed me again. Who cares what everybody else thinks?

(Gumball POV)
I paced my lab, one hand behind my back and the other I held a phone. A phone that showed the picture of my Knight, and our mutual enemy liplocked. What did the Ice Queen do to Fionna? A strong-minded, strong-willed adventurer turned to being an evil queen's thrall. I almost jumped out of my skin when the phone rang.

“Hello?”

“Hey Bubba!”

“Oh, hey Marshall.” I rolled my eyes. What exactly does he want?

“I think you should leave Fifi and Simi alone. They obviously want to be left that way.”

“What are you talking about Marshall? Fionna is obviously brainwashed. That's the only explanation. Earlier they were ready to rip each others throats out. And then you send a picture of them kissing?”

“I only sent that so you knew what to expect.” I almost shuddered at the unnaturally dark tone his voice took on. “I'm warning you, Gumball. Leave both of my best friends alone or you will be sorry.”

“You will be sorry if you attempt to stop me from helping my Knight from reclaiming her mind.” The vampire hissed, then shut his phone off. That's what Fionna is to me. My knight in shining armour. I guess it does sound like I have a crush on her. She has been helping the land of Aaa for seven years. It is only customary for her to be knighted.

“Earth to Gumball!” A furry paw grabbed my wrist and lowered my arm from the side of my head. “The knife storm is over. You comin' with me or not?” I nodded, and grabbed a candy steel dagger from my desk.

“Never know what you might need.” I answered after the cat gave me a strange look. She then shook her head, grabbed my arm and jumped from the window, I panicked a little, but immediately relaxed when I landed on her back. Lets do this.