HOME | DD

Description

Name: River

Type of food: Chopped Liver

Age: 23

Birthday: 12 / 25

Gender: Female

Sexual orientation + position + role : Bisexual + dear lord, do you think this woman can top someone ?? ? a fountain has a better chance of topping than she does

Height: 5’11

Occupation: Debt Collector

Personality:

-self-deprecating

-shy

-surprisingly competent at any task you give her

-a nervous wreck 24/7

-is sweet , once you get past the 59983243 layers of self-deprecation and social diarrhea

-just wants to have friends

-painfully gullible

-a hard worker

Backstory:

Was originally a chopped liver dish that was brought over for potluck for a Christmas dinner. Nearly everyone in the party avoided it and the few who did try tasting it ended up with food poisoning because the person who brought it was a terrible cook. It was eventually thrown away in the trash where it gained sentience and became River.

Currently, River's struggling to adjust to the human life in SFO as she attempts to make friends on the way.

Trivia:

-very stronk and can probably lift u np

-has the face of a devil but the fragile heart of a maiden

-likes playing sport videogames

-the first time anyone talked to her, she cried for a good hour

-has a collection of 500+ books on how to : friendship

-is that one person in shounen manga who screams about protecting their nakama and never giving up

-is easily embarrassed and is prone to hiding herself but because she’s so tol, she stands out even more

-was tricked into becoming a debt collector, she was told that it was a job where she could easily make friends but she’s since made many enemies instead RIP RIVER

--------
RP : hcs, short lit, script , discord, gdocs, notes, just hmu anytime!! ! im p flexible to anything tbh.

i still can't believe i made a gijinka for chopped liver, of all things

Description

Name: River

Type of food: Chopped Liver

Age: 23

Birthday: 12 / 25

Gender: Female

Sexual orientation + position + role : Bisexual + dear lord, do you think this woman can top someone ?? ? a fountain has a better chance of topping than she does

Height: 5’11

Occupation: Debt Collector

Personality:

-self-deprecating

-shy

-surprisingly competent at any task you give her

-a nervous wreck 24/7

-is sweet , once you get past the 59983243 layers of self-deprecation and social diarrhea

-just wants to have friends

-painfully gullible

-a hard worker

Backstory:

Was originally a chopped liver dish that was brought over for potluck for a Christmas dinner. Nearly everyone in the party avoided it and the few who did try tasting it ended up with food poisoning because the person who brought it was a terrible cook. It was eventually thrown away in the trash where it gained sentience and became River.

Currently, River's struggling to adjust to the human life in SFO as she attempts to make friends on the way.

Trivia:

-very stronk and can probably lift u np

-has the face of a devil but the fragile heart of a maiden

-likes playing sport videogames

-the first time anyone talked to her, she cried for a good hour

-has a collection of 500+ books on how to : friendship

-is that one person in shounen manga who screams about protecting their nakama and never giving up

-is easily embarrassed and is prone to hiding herself but because she’s so tol, she stands out even more

-was tricked into becoming a debt collector, she was told that it was a job where she could easily make friends but she’s since made many enemies instead RIP RIVER

--------
RP : hcs, short lit, script , discord, gdocs, notes, just hmu anytime!! ! im p flexible to anything tbh.

i still can't believe i made a gijinka for chopped liver, of all things