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Published: 2014-06-15 02:31:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 28146; Favourites: 491; Downloads: 0
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Description "Uncle Francois." you called as you knocked his bedroom door.

"What is it?" you heard your uncle say from the other side of the door.

"I have questionnaire for my homework, so I'm wondering if you could answer them."

You waited for a minute until he responded, "No."

"Please uncle Francois! It's only a few questions!"

You waited for another minute until you heard him sigh and told you to come in. You went inside to see Francois laying on his bed. The room wasn't messy as you thought it was. You wondered why as you make you your way to his bed and climbed up before siting beside him. "Uncle Francois?"

"I'm just resting my eyes. Go ahead with your questions."

You nodded. "Okay! First question. What animal do you like?"

"Tiger."

"What's your fighting skill?"

"Either pocketknife or hand-to-hand combat."

Are you allergic to anything?"

"Yes."

"What is it?"

"Oliver Kirkland."

"Huh?! What's wrong with my daddy?!"

"He is way too cheerful."

"But I'm cheerful too!" you smiled only to have him stroke your hair and leave it a mess.

"That's just because you're just 5."

You nodded then asked him the next question, "Do you have a little sibling?"

"Non and don't want one."

"Have you ever cried before?"

"Do I look like I've cried before?" Francois asked as he opens his eyes and looked at you without turning his head.

"... N-No..."

He then closed his eyes and said, "Good."

"Would you be interested in reading a magazine?"

"There's no point in reading one."

"Which product would you buy if available in the your store?"

"Wine & Cigarettes."

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"

"You."

You gasped, "Really?!"

"No. Next question."

You pouted, "If you get to have one wish, what would it be?"

"Million more wishes."

"Example?"

"For you to get out of my room."

"But I'm not done yet!"

Your uncle stood up and carried you then put you outside his room, "Go ask your big brothers." And with that, he closed the door of his room.

"MATT! AL!" you yelled as you turn away from the door and walk towards to one of your brother's room.
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Comments: 94

samicat224 [2016-06-03 20:31:30 +0000 UTC]

This was adorable 😊

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FangirlingToTheMax [2016-04-05 02:08:55 +0000 UTC]

talk abt françois being allergic to oliver

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TigerKittyDudrii [2016-04-01 21:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Me:MATTHIEU!!!!!!!
Matt:What is it?!
Me:Can I borrow you hockey stick?*polar bear face*
Matt:Uhhhhh.......
Me:*polar bear AND puppy dog facewetty pwease?
Matt:Why....?
Me:For reasons.
Matt:Fine.
Me:YAY!FRANÇOIS!!!!!!!!
François:Shit.......

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RadMarionette [2016-03-25 20:34:44 +0000 UTC]

"What's your fighting skill?"
Jeez,what kind of school is this?
Hogwarts?

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fioleeXever1 [2016-01-29 02:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Talk about rude

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Ameriawesome [2015-11-14 17:44:38 +0000 UTC]

Rude...

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gilbird-beilshmidt [2015-06-19 01:52:42 +0000 UTC]

"You" "Really?" "No, next question" that made me laugh XD 

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Adele2002 [2015-04-06 16:38:38 +0000 UTC]

     i DIED AT : Are you allergic to anything?"
                 "Yes."
                   "What is it?"
                   "Oliver Kirkland."
I WAS LIKE     

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Adele2002 In reply to Adele2002 [2015-04-06 16:42:16 +0000 UTC]

OH AND :     "Which of our family members do you like the most?"         "You."

You gasped, "Really?!"                 "No. Next question."

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catototo [2015-04-04 16:41:33 +0000 UTC]

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"
"You."
You gasped, "Really?!"
"No. Next question."


Me: *puts the fuck you song with 100% volume*
Oliver: *gasp* "Swear jar!"
François: "Never..."


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SapphireSuicune83 [2015-02-21 05:17:04 +0000 UTC]

*is using anime Oc for all readers*
*blue eyes widen* 'finally..someone love me~'
"Really?"
"Non."

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MONKEYPOOOO [2014-12-27 21:11:01 +0000 UTC]

YOU LIAAAAAARRRR! *Shoots with water gun* But you know I'd never kill you.

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drawingislife420 [2014-12-15 01:16:15 +0000 UTC]

"are you allergic to anything?"
"yes"
"oliver kirkland"
I'm screaming XD

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AnimePanther921 [2014-11-21 01:10:48 +0000 UTC]

Me: "Which of our family members do you like the most?"

Francois: "You."

Me: "Really?!"

Francois: "No. Next question."

Me: ..... Fuck you, no...Hopefully, Oliver will fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!

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Ally-luvs-HETALIA In reply to AnimePanther921 [2014-11-28 04:11:47 +0000 UTC]

same though same

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AnimePanther921 In reply to Ally-luvs-HETALIA [2014-11-28 04:19:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.

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midnightwolfshinobi [2014-11-16 03:26:31 +0000 UTC]

WELL.
AL CAN YOU LET ME USE YOUR BAT?!
AL:NO
tic..tic..tic...ticci..
al:FINE
YAY
*gets the bat and hits francois where it don't shine and the nose*
THANKS.

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s1mr4n [2014-11-13 09:44:28 +0000 UTC]

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"
"You."
You gasped, "Really?!"
"No. Next question."

My reactions
Awwww now I'm sad *five seconds* BITCH WIT CHU SAY TO MEH?! IM 5!

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NACHOMZN [2014-11-07 13:08:28 +0000 UTC]

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"

"You."

You gasped, "Really?!"

"No. Next question."

 I thought you loved me, Uncle

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XxHetalianAtHeartxX [2014-08-31 01:59:01 +0000 UTC]

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"

"You."

You gasped, "Really?!"

"No. Next question."


My sister: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!   
Me: ;A;   
My 2p:   bitch what chu say?!   




P.s Loved this!! :3

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monokuma2018 In reply to XxHetalianAtHeartxX [2015-02-01 02:57:48 +0000 UTC]

Your 2p had me rolling XD

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XxHetalianAtHeartxX In reply to monokuma2018 [2015-02-01 21:24:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad I could make you laugh!! xD

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Bluemusic11 [2014-08-21 19:51:47 +0000 UTC]

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"
"You."
"Really?!"
"No. Next question."

Me:   ................................................I'm sad now.

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CaliforniaSandxX [2014-08-08 16:17:37 +0000 UTC]

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"
"You."
You gasped, "Really?!"
This is just.. perf

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CIChantea [2014-07-25 05:53:25 +0000 UTC]

"which of our family members do you like the most?" "You" "Really?!" "no, next question" lol i died!

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englandlover279 [2014-07-12 19:23:21 +0000 UTC]

pocketknife lover forever
lol what are you allergy to oliver lol

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RubyBadAppleDream [2014-07-11 22:00:48 +0000 UTC]

I wanna hear Allen's reaction to this .3.

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YenBeilschmidt In reply to RubyBadAppleDream [2014-07-11 22:11:56 +0000 UTC]

I can make one for Allen.

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RubyBadAppleDream In reply to YenBeilschmidt [2014-07-11 22:28:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay I bet he be in his room trying to read

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fluffythehedgehog12 [2014-07-05 02:06:39 +0000 UTC]

But.. But I thought I was your favorite...

You lied to me.
         ^
        Me

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2014-06-28 05:33:14 +0000 UTC]

So cute!

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NirvanaRivera [2014-06-26 01:39:25 +0000 UTC]

I thought I was your favorite .-.

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crystal-moon1 [2014-06-21 01:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Me when he said you: OMG RLLY?

 Me when he said No:     

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angel-of-damnation [2014-06-18 21:20:34 +0000 UTC]

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"

"You."

You gasped, "Really?!"

"No. Next question."   

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Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-06-18 14:16:38 +0000 UTC]

Me : Really ?!  
Francois : No   
Me :  

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-13 09:46:14 +0000 UTC]

I liked the emoticons you used there! I'm loling my butt off!

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Peachy-Gurokawa In reply to s1mr4n [2014-11-15 02:00:48 +0000 UTC]

Owena: it my specialty, thank you ~!    

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-15 16:08:57 +0000 UTC]

Welcome! You has a HUD speciality! *thumbs up*


CAN'T YOU ANY GOD DAMNED EMOTICION THINGYS! GAH! *sulks in emo corner* that's what happens when you have to use a iPod

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Peachy-Gurokawa In reply to s1mr4n [2014-11-15 18:27:31 +0000 UTC]

oh just use a this 
: on both ends +icon+ truestory + plz=  
that just a example 

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-16 00:50:04 +0000 UTC]

OHMYGOD THANK YOU!!!!!

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Peachy-Gurokawa In reply to s1mr4n [2014-11-16 01:40:59 +0000 UTC]

your mighty welcome

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-16 10:27:51 +0000 UTC]

HAI! GRAZIE SENSEI!

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Peachy-Gurokawa In reply to s1mr4n [2014-11-17 00:45:28 +0000 UTC]

just doin' my job 

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-17 05:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Your job is cool den X3

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Peachy-Gurokawa In reply to s1mr4n [2014-11-22 01:42:57 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-22 01:44:48 +0000 UTC]

 

(I GOTS A COMPUTER YESTERDAY! IM SO HAPPAI!)

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Peachy-Gurokawa In reply to s1mr4n [2014-11-22 01:55:59 +0000 UTC]

Yessss

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-22 01:59:23 +0000 UTC]

 IM SO HAPPAI! YAYAYAYYAYAYAYYA!

but this computer has two small dents.......meh

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Peachy-Gurokawa In reply to s1mr4n [2014-11-22 06:22:13 +0000 UTC]

At least you still have a computer

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s1mr4n In reply to Peachy-Gurokawa [2014-11-22 06:25:21 +0000 UTC]

ya i dont rly care about the dents, there really small

 ill be happy like this guy ._.

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