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Description And in this moment, a legendary friendship was born...

LOTR (c) New Line Cinema, J. R. R. Tolkien

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padfootness [2018-01-31 20:43:25 +0000 UTC]

That little smile at the end just makes it XD Lmao

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JeantineHobbit [2015-01-26 09:07:38 +0000 UTC]

Seems like Gimli's only mercy-laughing at Legolas's joke.

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Faerietopia [2014-08-10 18:54:24 +0000 UTC]

But isn't Oin the uncle of Gimli?

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taroschain [2014-04-28 13:50:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh no, puns! My only weakness! XD

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Eleynah [2014-04-23 19:16:51 +0000 UTC]

LOL love this one hahaha

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Sunshine-tapir [2013-09-03 13:35:24 +0000 UTC]

hahahhaha

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rememberme4ever1 [2013-06-04 02:18:18 +0000 UTC]

Andy frankly, it was quiet "short. . . " lol, I couldn't help myself. . . .

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Amazing-person-yes [2013-04-11 17:25:51 +0000 UTC]

heh.
gimli: dont go to over-beard with the puns legolas
aragorn: for goodness sake you guys. shave it for later.
legolas: ok, I've goatee go soon anyway

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Melina-the-Thief In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2016-02-06 01:35:10 +0000 UTC]

ROTFL

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Selene344 [2013-03-27 11:24:34 +0000 UTC]

Laughing. Just a little.

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PenndragonBazaar [2013-03-11 01:56:25 +0000 UTC]

XD lol

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WaterKite [2013-01-25 19:45:45 +0000 UTC]

I've just seen it.. and I fully agree with you Legolas

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to WaterKite [2013-04-11 17:33:55 +0000 UTC]

Ori-ly?
I thought gandalf smoked a lot.that much SMAUG can't be good for you.
and when i went to go see it, the rain was bombur-ding my head
and the rabbits Warg ridiculous.
although i liked it when the sword was Gloin-g.
and the director was really good at showing the dwarves kili-ng
and i loved thorins bi-fur coat

(i could do this all day.)

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NalaMarieTotallyRock In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2014-01-24 09:35:51 +0000 UTC]

You killed me at KILI *faints*

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to NalaMarieTotallyRock [2014-01-24 13:00:37 +0000 UTC]

XD

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NalaMarieTotallyRock In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2014-01-24 17:16:48 +0000 UTC]

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to NalaMarieTotallyRock [2014-01-24 17:35:29 +0000 UTC]

XD

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WaterKite In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2013-04-11 19:48:13 +0000 UTC]

Ha, good ones! xD

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to WaterKite [2013-04-11 19:56:04 +0000 UTC]

yup but some of the scenes were a-dori-ble
and after drinking that much mead at the after-party im gonna be (THUNDARRR!)thorin the morning
heh hobbit AND thor references! im on a roll! (not literally though.)

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WaterKite In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2013-04-12 14:27:03 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to WaterKite [2013-04-12 16:01:09 +0000 UTC]

yup.
Although after a while my hunger was nori-ng at my stomach
(that was pretty bad Ori-mit)
(get it? i admit,ori-mit?)
(running out of dwarf puns now.)
(going so fast I'm rada-gasping)
heh.

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WaterKite In reply to Amazing-person-yes [2013-04-12 17:56:22 +0000 UTC]

I think thats enough yo O_o

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to WaterKite [2013-04-12 18:08:54 +0000 UTC]

thank goodness.

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Purestrongpoem [2013-01-24 23:40:29 +0000 UTC]

lol, hilarious.

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AnUnfoldedPaperTiger [2013-01-24 22:06:43 +0000 UTC]

I think I get it... but could someone explain anyway?

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Purestrongpoem In reply to AnUnfoldedPaperTiger [2013-01-24 23:42:43 +0000 UTC]

Legolas was saying how the movie bloin me away. Bloin sounds like blown away. But if you take away Bl and replace with Gl which is Gimli's dad who is a dwarve. The movie is mostly about dwarves, so he is saying a movie about dwarves (doesn't have to be about elves) can be really good. And that is how a legendary friendship was created.

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AnUnfoldedPaperTiger In reply to Purestrongpoem [2013-01-25 01:38:32 +0000 UTC]

OOOOOOhhh...

I haven't read the books, and the movies (outside of The Hobbit) are kind of lackluster...

Ignorance has condemned me once again!

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Purestrongpoem In reply to AnUnfoldedPaperTiger [2013-01-25 04:47:05 +0000 UTC]

Glad I could help. You should read the books, they are good.

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AnUnfoldedPaperTiger In reply to Purestrongpoem [2013-01-25 05:23:01 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW! But I'm busy reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. I do plan on getting to the series, though.

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Vyanni-Krace-ACE In reply to AnUnfoldedPaperTiger [2013-04-21 18:12:00 +0000 UTC]

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time is a good book.

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Purestrongpoem In reply to AnUnfoldedPaperTiger [2013-01-25 05:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh, okay. Good luck then.

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