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Published: 2014-03-02 12:56:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 4101; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 21
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Math... Not Toriyama's strongest suit...

First one to get the hidden easter egg wins a beat-down by Cell ^_^ Good luck


Dragon Ball PHD is a parody series, pointing out the infamous plot holes, inconsistencies, and all around strange things in our favorite manga series in a comedic manner.



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Rb1996 [2017-06-03 15:21:19 +0000 UTC]

Not real a plot hole it was never stated that he grows as strong as there have a power level he just said he adds them to his biomass to make him self stronger (I will now for a second ignore that he should be ridicules heavy because Capsule are a thing in this world and you can store entire houses in an easy to carry around capsule) so for all we know does he use there power a lot more efficient ( like turn all of the brain into more muscle mass or something like this) 

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dquinlanz [2017-01-26 06:48:12 +0000 UTC]

I guess it's because Cell absorbs people whole instead of just stealing their Ki like No. 19 and No. 20 do. He's literally eating people and converting their biomass to strength, so it's not like he's just adding 5 to his power level every time.

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BH-Ouji [2016-11-04 17:03:41 +0000 UTC]

Piccolo TFS : Power levels are bullshit!
Cell TFS : -_-

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GreatWyrmGold [2016-10-27 03:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but...

And ordinary, out-of-shape farmer had a power level of 5. SSJ Goku's power level when he fought Frieza was 150 million. If we assume power level scales linearly with energy (a typical assumption), and that in-shape or combat-trained humans don't go above that power level of five, it's hardly implausible that absorbing a few big cities could give Cell the strength he needs to crush Piccolo. (Depending on your assumptions on power level scaling.) And if we don't assume that athletic people have the same power level, it could be that one big city would provide enough.
The fact that he seems to focus on small towns makes this a bit of a problem, but it's not quite as difficult as you make it sound.

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yourparodies In reply to GreatWyrmGold [2016-10-27 16:51:46 +0000 UTC]

And ordinary, out-of-shape farmer had a power level of 5. SSJ Goku's power level when he fought Frieza was 150 million.
...and Roshi at a resting state is 138, Krillin a 206 , yet they don'T even come close to Goku, who was 322. POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSHIT.
Not to mention, a genkidama composed of half of Planet Earth wasnt enough to take down a severly weakened Vegeta in the saiyan saga. Sure, Goku didn't take all the strenght from everyone, but still, if the whole planet wasn't enough for a guy way below 18 000, I don't see how a few cities could overwhelm Kamicollo. Not even close. So even if Goku only took 1% - and why would he, would be foolish - , going by that, Cell should have hade no chance.

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CNAWTM [2015-10-21 04:07:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm not really suure (since my memory is almost half as bad as Toriyama's)... But, wasn't is stated that if someone has control of ki it can multiply their power by 100x or something? If that was the case and saiyng that Cell absorbed 10.000 people, following that logic, and assuming they're all just as strong as the farmer... Cell would get 5.000.000+ increse in his power level... Stiiiill not enough to beat Kamiccolo who have a PL of arround the millions, even though he could just be 25% stronger than Imperfect Cell before his boost, Cell wouldn't be able to get 50% Kamiccolo with only that amount of power... If there is some sort of increase in his power because of absorbing humans... THEY SHOULD'VE EXPLAINED IT!!!

DAMN YOU TORIYAMA!!!!!

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BH-Ouji [2015-09-04 18:38:59 +0000 UTC]

I agreed, Cell's powerup doesn't make any sense, Gonaiccolo should destroy him with his light grenade

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Apope1999 [2015-06-17 13:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Tenacious D?

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yourparodies In reply to Apope1999 [2015-06-17 17:57:51 +0000 UTC]

"We are the D we are the D we are the D we are the Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

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Apope1999 In reply to yourparodies [2015-06-19 20:43:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh God I love that song...

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PaDubs [2014-09-04 11:06:42 +0000 UTC]

Taste my lightning suckaaaa
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yourparodies In reply to PaDubs [2014-09-04 16:42:35 +0000 UTC]

Finally!  

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PaDubs In reply to yourparodies [2014-09-04 18:16:05 +0000 UTC]

It's a classic ^^

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djakei [2014-07-09 04:34:56 +0000 UTC]

He shouldnt gain anything at all since the avg pl for humans is like 5 so 5x9000=45000, that sint no increase at all if u in the 100 millions place, js

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giantenemycrab99 [2014-06-10 14:39:22 +0000 UTC]

SSJ1 Goku had a PL of 150 million, if we assume 5 is the average human PL and DB Earth has the same population as RL Earth (7 billion), then every human combined has a PL of 35 billion.

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yourparodies In reply to giantenemycrab99 [2014-06-10 18:17:59 +0000 UTC]

Power levels are...
wait for it...
BULLSHIT!

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giantenemycrab99 In reply to yourparodies [2014-06-11 00:04:59 +0000 UTC]

Well if you're going to mention this you should also mention that the energy from all the normal people on Earth was enough to power up the spirit bomb to defeat Kid Buu

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yourparodies In reply to giantenemycrab99 [2014-06-11 17:20:17 +0000 UTC]

Yet half of that energy wasn't enough to defeat a weakened saiyan saga Vegeta... XD
Guess they just used Mystic Gohan's power this time. That should make a tiny bit of difference ^_^

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Itatimus99 In reply to yourparodies [2016-03-23 20:07:44 +0000 UTC]

Power levels are the most bullshitest bullshit, I mean, Demon King Piccolo is considered "weak" in retrospect, even though Nail, a trained Namek with no special properties, was as strong as Recoome and said that Piccolo could be stronger than Frieza himself if he merged with Kami again, not to mention that he beat the shit out of Gero BEFORE becoming the Nameless Namek again. Tien managed to harm Cell and deflect Gotenks!Boo's attacks,  Gohan gave Frieza's xenomorph form trouble, Cell was at first just a little stronger than Saiyan Saga Goku, yet he managed to grab Piccolo and hurt him, Spopovich and Yamu managed to pierce Gohan's body, and let's not talk about Revival of F, where Roshi beats hundreds of Frieza's men, and a soldier said to be as strong as Zarbon gives Piccolo trouble.... The list goes on and on, but right now that's most of what I can remember. And then there are the abilities which can't be measured, at all, with the power level rating, like Krillin's destructo disc, Roshi's Thunder attack, his hypnosis, and the Mafuuba, Guldo's time-stop, Akkuman's evil beam, Bunny Boss "carrot touch", Ginyu's body change, Piccolo's giantification spell, arm-stretching, regeneration, and MATTER CREATION, Frieza's telekinesis, General Blue's paralyzing look, Boo's absorption and chocolate beam abilities, Cell's regeneration and zenkai, and Tien's attack reflection, Solar flare, and maybe, the kikoho; yet, even with these abilities, characters just go and rush with their punches and kicks against opponents that heavily outclass them....

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giantenemycrab99 In reply to yourparodies [2014-06-11 21:07:25 +0000 UTC]

Well he said that he was taking the maximum amount of energy for the spirit bomb against Buu rather than just a little like he usually did

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yourparodies In reply to giantenemycrab99 [2014-06-11 21:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Still zero possibility that a bunch of regular Joes gave Cell that kind of edge. 
And of course, PL numbers just  DON'T WORK and should not be used. At all. There's no rhyme or reason to them, never was, never will be, so everytime someone tries to put them in a mathematic equation, it makes my eyes roll... They can't be used that way. If they worked like regular numbers, then King Piccolo would never have been a threat to the team.
Not to mention that if the humans of Earth had even 1% of that power you're sugggesting, than even a very underpowered Genkidama would have been overkill for Vegeta, even before his injuries. 
And if we think about how many regular joes King Piccolo should be worth, judged by his showcases of power, then it's a bit riddiculous for Toriyama to say that a few thousand (tops) humans would make Cell THAT much stronger.

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giantenemycrab99 In reply to yourparodies [2014-06-12 05:09:15 +0000 UTC]

I guess I can't argue with that

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yourparodies In reply to giantenemycrab99 [2014-06-12 17:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Do what I do and just LOL with the flow

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LuanMonta [2014-03-29 12:29:45 +0000 UTC]

"aren't you green too?"
hahahahaha Awesome!

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Z-Dragon [2014-03-06 04:39:27 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I like how you make your PHD funny about plotholes. I hope you'll make more PHDs to tell us any plotholes for fun.

It would be much better if Cell hides somewhere and watch 17 and Piccolo fighting until Piccolo loses much energy, then using a Solar Flare to blind them, knock out tired Piccolo off-guard, and absorb 17 off-guard to become Semi-Perfect Cell then 18 later as well as a sneaky and smart tactic which would make more sense instead of absorbing thousands of people whose lowest energies to gain that power boost bullcrap for no reason.

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longlovevegeta [2014-03-05 03:52:27 +0000 UTC]

XD

Well... it does sound a bit ridiculous if we think of it this way xD, but then you have to think, we don't quite know how Cell uses the energy though
I for one always figured he must have compounded it, you know like compound interest vs simple interest in finance for example, him a little different to say what you might find with other energy absorption models like genki dama
And if you think about the fact that Gero was no longer interested in making "energy absorption types" it seems it was because cell was actually the upgrade from that and not #17 and #18 like most people thought since they were merely just tools for his perfection

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SoritaChan [2014-03-02 17:52:47 +0000 UTC]

I love when you make a Dragon Ball PHD, it makes me realize how many mistakes DBZ has xD

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yourparodies In reply to SoritaChan [2014-03-04 18:02:14 +0000 UTC]

Hi there, long time no see
Well I made this one - just like all previous ones - about two years ago, but I'm happy You still ike them ^_^

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TheNN [2014-03-02 17:46:38 +0000 UTC]

*chuckles* That is true. A few thousand humans gives Cell enough power to overcome Piccolo?


Though in fairness, how could his reuniting with Kami in the first place give Piccolo such a big boost anyways?

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yourparodies In reply to TheNN [2014-03-04 18:03:56 +0000 UTC]

At least namekian fusion has always been shown to be a crazy huge increase, so I guess that makes sense.
Normal humans... Not so much ^_^

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TheNN In reply to yourparodies [2014-03-04 18:13:25 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. He did it with Nall first on Namek, and was able to take on Frieza's second form, followed by with Kami when he could take on cell before he boosted himself.

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