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Priorities: the guards of Skyrim have them straight. Who cares about Dragons when that Redguard just killd a mother fucking chicken?PS
Yeah, that's Winnie the Pooh on his shield. What'cha gonna do about it?
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Ooh shit just got real son.
I find it funny that you can literally murder the Emperor and they just don't care but FUS RO DAH a chicken and you'll be run out the town with swords, arrows and flaming torches.
BTW it took me a moment but I realized what was on the shield and now I have to go and lol forever xD
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Right? It's rage storm when a chicken gets punched in the face, but I have Cicero and the ghost friend you can summon chatting away about how they like to MURDER random strangers and how they do it and not a single fuck is given by anyone.
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bahaha..winnie the pooh. fuck yes. i love the exed out german part. plz make more..jus wish when i clicked to make it larger it didnt blur everything for me
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss.
I was waiting for someone to notice Winnie the Pooh.
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hahaha well i read it and i was like..that's fuckin winnie! then i saw you mention it in your post and i was thought that's brilliant haha seeing as windhelm uses a bears head...i wonder what other animals could be used from silly characters...like solitude's wolf being balto or markarth's ram being fuck idk..just amusing to consider.
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lol SO TRUE! ... How about them and their amazing sense of justice, eh? xD
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It's spectacular, really, how they can be more concerned about that at all. Hell, if a dragon was attacking me, I wouldn't care if someone was beheading babies during battle, there's a mother-fucking dragon raging across my line of vision.
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ikr! Then, if you actually kill a dragon in Windhelm they'll see a dead body and send you to jail. Justice system is very good there.
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Yeah... At least in Windhelm you can get away with things by telling the guard you're the Thane, though. That's nice. Like hell I'm going to jail for killing a dragon.
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I'm not the Thane in Windhelm, sadly. :C Yeah, I know right? But my lock pick broke and I quick saved BEFORE the battle. >.<
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D:
Oh dear... How troublesome. Well, I'm glad I'm the Thane, then. You can just tell the gards you're the Thane and away they go!~
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lol That's why I'm such a troublesome thief in Whiterun.
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AAAH, I'm stupid. I'm just a Thane in Whiterun too. Golly, I mess up names all over the place. Yep. I remember now. This place has the worst guards ever. As in they always manage to find me.
Always.
I don't know if I'm just that bad at staying hidden, or if all the gards can just see through walls.
But still, like hell I'm going to jail for killing a dragon. Pffft, this place is such a pain. So much of my gold, lost to paying fines...
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ikr? Being in Theives Guild is awesome but over two hundred septims for a three-coin fine? Well, that's why I like Whiterun more. You kill all the dragons you want and 'accidentally' hit a hard as well without getting in trouble.
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Talos will be one of the nine divine now and forever Imperial blasphemer!
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Filthy Nords...Can't expect them to have any culture, peasants and beggars, all of them.
Not that we Argonians are any better in Skyrim, you've practically made them slaves.
Damn Stormcloaks.
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