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In Lack of a Good TitleOnce upon a time, in a land far, far away called Canada, two girls partook in a right of passage for all young girls endulged in the greatest tournament the world has ever known....
Kiki: Oh god, look at the new "Brawl" smashers.
Sari: Hey, lay off, they're not bad at all.
The discussion of the latest Super Smash Brothers roster and who could be horribly horribly shipped against their non-existent will.
Kiki:They all look like a bunch of rip-offs. Though that Greek-Roy bai could be good yaoi foder.
Sari: ... You mean Pit?
Pit: (Hello, I'm right here.)
Kiki: Yeah, him. We could probably pair him off with Marth--
Marth:
Kiki: -or Ike--
Sari: Ike has a boyfriend.
Ike: Righ--wait, what? Do you mean Soren, 'cause he's more like a pimp then anythin--
Kiki: --or Link.
Sari: ...You'd need to have social skills and the ability of speech for that. (Not to mention a personality.)
Link: Shyeaah! (Oi! D<)
Kiki: Pft--like anyone's actually going to play their games to find this out. Pit's probably isn't even in English.
Sari: Actually, it is. They both are. Kid Icarus and Kid Icarus
f Myths and Monster have both been in English for a very, very long time. (Not that you get anything from them anyways.)Kiki: Besides, it's so old you probably can't even get it any more.
Sari: I have it right here. I'll even lend it to you! Take it, it was only ten bucks at the flea market! Take my GameBoy! For the love of god!
Kiki: And the little fairy's perfect for this kind of thing! Small, meek, innocent! Fearful of the watching, disapproving eye of God as he fights his sinful feelings of desire for the man he loves! What kind of angel sins against religion? he asks tearfully. What kind of religion sins against love? his beloved replies, taking the fragile, effeminate boy in his arms and wiping away his tears. Ah, what a beautiful, forbidden romance...!
Pit: Excuse me? What on earth are you talking about? God? effeminate? Forbidden? Meek?!
Link: Ha! Kyah! Gyeah! (This is way too gay. Screw you guys, I'm going home.)
Kiki: That, my friends, is the only reason a pansy uke girly boy was ever allowed into brawl. Just like Roy.
Roy:
Wolt:
Roy: < I feel dead inside. Deader than a racist walrus lost in the Detroit projects after dark. Hold me, Wolt!>
Wolt:
Roy:
[Insert totaly gay-best friend moment which was completely ignored because nobody knew who the hell Wolt was.]
Kiki: I'm totallyΒ Β surprised he's even strong enough to be in the roster, he looks like such a wimp, really.
Pit: ... Excuse me?
Ike: Oh holy mother of Ashera... [ducks for cover]
Marth:
Link: Hut! Whah! Shyaaaahh! (Maybe he'll throw someone off the roof again. That was funny. I don't think Satoshi will walk normally again. Oh look, a penny.) [dives into a bush]
Kiki: What's up, queer lad? Did you're panties get in a bunch or is it just the uke-sexual tension swelling up in you're little girly body?
Pit: That... That is IT.
Kiki: ...Buh?
Pit: What the HELL are you talking about?! I'm JUST as good a fighter then ANY of those guys!! Do you know ANYTHING about my game?! Have you even played BRAWL?! I've defeated row after row of monster, gone through dungeon after endless dungeon just to start over because I didn't have enough stupid hammers, gutted countless enemies and traded their innards just for bloody keys, hold the three sacred weapons, was granted gift after gift by Zeus himself, killed fucking Medusa, and flew into the frikken sun and apparently survived! I'm the head of Goddess Palutena's royal guard! I survived being featured in that horrible Captain N show with my dignity partially intact! And I am NOT girly!!!
Kiki: ... [stare]
Pit: ... [panting]
Kiki: ... So, what, you want to be paired with Ike?
[looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnggg silence]
Link: Hah! (This is boring. Hey, Pit, you're boring. Why isn't any one dying in an excrutiatingly slow painful way yet? I demand to know why nobody is dying in an excrutiatingly slow and painfull way yet! Even Mario kills things by smashing their bloody heads in. I want my money back!)
Pit: AS;LHFKJDASGFDASJFHALKFDSYOU'REGOINGDOWNBEYTCH;KFDASHASDHFJKDASGFJDGAS;FDHGHDAJ.
[Technical Difficulties! : D]
Pit: [panting and blood splattered]
Marth:
Ike: [Totally traumatized]
Link: S-shyah... Hut... (Oh man, look at that carnage! This is almost as fun as when I pushed Mido in front of those pissed off Cuckoos! Good times...)
[looooooooooooooong awkward pause.]
Marth: <.... So... um, what do we do now?>
Sari: ....Run from the police whilst breaking the fourth wall and ending this awkardly?
Pit: [Bright-sunshine-smile] Sounds like a plan! [glares at readers] So go home. Now.
[end D : ]
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Comments: 9
poor roy is going to develop some out of character alternate personalityXD
i know who you are wolt! please stay by me in this difficult time...i need you...
(ost! i need to learn to be all cool XD sorry)
poor pit(but his english voice is totally girly)
aww ike did aether!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyone? still this was funny XD
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Have you ever read Melee fic? HE ALL READY HAS D:
Of course, Master Roy! Even if the whole world turned against you, I'd still be here! (You're Roy of course you're cool! 
Poor Pit indeed (His voice is Ikky from Digimon [and Wolfram from KKM ]!! o.o)
XD But he didn't plunge off the side of the stage during a horrifically bad attempt at a save god dammit Ike why do you suck?!?! TT_TT Soren would be ashamed. Maybe.
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Soren wouldnt care, maybe greil would... XD
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read the description, and then look at the pic XD
ialways wondered what FE character's fathers would think, if they saw all of the yaoi crack pairings XD
eliwood would probably be weirded out but he'd still ove his son. i dont know about greil tho XD
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Soren's too much of an Ike fanboy to care XD Greil would probably be like, "Goddess, Ike, you idiot, I swear you're the mailman's son, what the hell?" if he saw how much that attack sucked.
OMG, I've seen that XDDDD
Well, most FE dad's have the same problem (Even Greil) so it'd be more of 'It runs in the family' XDD
And of course Eliwood still love his son, he's a good daddy, though he'd wtf is Marth a lot. : Db
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mailmans son. "so you mean im not the since im not your son the black knight didnt kill my father? what is the meaning to my life!?
although in radiant dawn when ike finds out that the black knight is still alive he's like
"what!?"
"will you seek him now?"
"hmm? oh, no i run into him eventually"
XD how uneventful
XD yah eliwood and hector, is a popular one...i saw a doujinshi that was taking of making a eliX roy...o_O weird
yes eliwood is a good daddy, wich is why he produced a good little boy
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Haw haw, made me laugh. It's two in the morning, so that's kinda hard to do without waking anyone up.
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oH... mY.. gOD....
that was the funniest thing evar !!!
My friend Chelsey and I both agree what Link says is the funniest part! and Marth 8D
Aw crap. my caps lock ruined the first part of the comment D:
whats the "fourth wall?" ive heard of it before. never knew what it was..
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XD My sense of humour is lacking : Db
You've gotta love South Park references. XD
!!
In theater and general media, there is usually an accepted "wall" between the viewer and the story. That fourth wall (the other three traditionally being the wall behind the stage and to the sides of the theatre) can be removed to speak directly to or include the audience into the scenario, or to reference a real world situation that wouldn't usually exist or be known about in that world (Meowth did this so much in Pokemon XDD.) : Db
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