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Published: 2024-02-24 22:45:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 351; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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I was wondering what if Adam (from Hazbin Hotel) see's evolution for the very first time. (and man, is he very shocked and sad)Adam: Okay... Let's see what's in this shitty Museum...
*Adam walks into the Museum, but when he walks in he is very shocked, and sad"
Adam (angry and shocked): WHAT!!! Early fossil records!?… No, FUCKIN' way... EVOLUTION!? BUT I AM THE ORIGINAL DICK! I'M THE DICK MASTER, not these fucking, asshole monkeys!?
*Adam then talks to a Museum worker*
Adam (shocked, sad and angry): Excuse me, why did you people had a picture of the Origin of man, AND NOT HAVE "ONE" MENTION OF THE FUCKIN' BIBLE!?
Museum worker: Sorry mate, this is a Museum about evolution, NOT creationism, besides... ya know that evolution is widely knowledge as scientific fact, you know...
Adam (angry and mad): BUT- what... so it was all just a stupid ass dream! And we just came from dumb apes. (tears run down Adam's eyes) THIS IS HOW IT CAN BE!? EVOLUTION IS REAL, AND CREATIONISM IS JUST A FUCKING MYTH! N-n-n-n-NO!
A random nerd: Oh, YES! It is. OH! Did you know there are missing links in human evolu-
Adam (interrupts the nerd): NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!! I'M THE DICK MASTER...! I'm fucking Adam... THE, FUCKIN', DICK... MASTER! (Adam fly's off and crying)
Adam is from Hazbin Hotel
Art by me
