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zezejoker β€” Ezio knows

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Description I don't understand why this my most popular piece "art" I spent 5 mins on it while my other things tock much longer. Oh well I guess that's DA logic for ya.
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Tahkaullus01 [2014-11-13 23:46:41 +0000 UTC]

Mi dispaace, Mentore! I'll return to AC2 as soon as I can.
And Twilight sucks.

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SorciereD-Infloresce [2014-09-06 05:59:36 +0000 UTC]

C:

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13thefreerunner [2014-08-23 00:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Sorry Ezzy me sister strapped me to a chair and made watch the emo movieΒ 

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Aquila-1459 In reply to 13thefreerunner [2018-10-10 01:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Poor you, did you cleanse your heart, mind, and soul of that? If you did, with what, or who?

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ArtemisWest [2014-08-13 21:21:28 +0000 UTC]

(( agree. Stephanie Meyer, get this into your fucking head-Β VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE. IN THE SUN, THEY DIE.))

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matthew-123 [2013-12-31 09:38:54 +0000 UTC]

I hate Twilight and IΒ played Assassins Creed II Brotherhood and Revelations.

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ShadowFelix [2013-09-08 21:11:21 +0000 UTC]

Heh i am so sorry ...www.facebook.com/#!/connor.ken… I used it for facebook. Congratulations. Again...my apoligies...but it was so funny.

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SilenttPrincess [2013-08-09 10:11:57 +0000 UTC]

I-I didn't! I-I've never read that book, Ezio, I promise!!

XD, epic picture brother

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ForestFairytails [2013-08-09 09:09:27 +0000 UTC]

i quote from ezios mother as much as i love assassins creed ill read whatever hence i have outlets, outlets that arnt vaginas

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goth-angel-gabriel [2013-08-08 17:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Because DA is full of Twilight haters, and people with some level of humor.

Plus, a TON of people who prioritize Assassin's Creed over Twilight.

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gamergirl32 [2013-06-21 05:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Ezio disapproves -10 who would read something unfit to be used as toilet paper instead of playing with a sexy beast

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Aquila-1459 In reply to gamergirl32 [2018-10-10 01:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Actually, you did a double negative, so it should be like this, "Ezio disapproves 10" or "Ezio approves -10", sorry just wanted to point out the mistake you made by accident, that's all.

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huskyxkrystal [2013-06-19 16:07:21 +0000 UTC]

I prefer assassins creed over than some humans that get hurt by SUNLIGHT(other words vampires)

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goth-angel-gabriel In reply to huskyxkrystal [2013-08-08 17:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Twilight vampires don't get hurt by sunlight. They glitter like the little fairies they are. Real vampires would rape them for fun.

Assassin's Creed still wins.

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huskyxkrystal In reply to goth-angel-gabriel [2013-08-09 05:17:22 +0000 UTC]

oopsΒ  my bad

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you got that right sorry twilight fans

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Amazing-person-yes In reply to goth-angel-gabriel [2013-08-08 17:56:33 +0000 UTC]

Β Yes, yes it does.Β 

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otakuperson12 [2013-04-04 00:31:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm Sorry Ezio

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Phantom4ever [2013-04-01 19:31:11 +0000 UTC]

please!!!! I choose AC over twilight any day. I'm not a fan of it either. Don't get me wrong, i love vampires..but not if they sparkle

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zezejoker In reply to Phantom4ever [2013-04-02 12:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Tell me about it what made her think "I know! Sparkly vampires would be awesome, and would fit with vampire culture" XD

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Osyka-Larochelle [2013-02-24 14:02:17 +0000 UTC]

I have been playing AC2 I SWEAR ;;

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Kami5885 [2013-02-08 19:29:46 +0000 UTC]

omfg...his face was the face I made during a scene in AC2 with Ezio's mom
Maria: You need to find better outlets
Ezio: I have plenty of outlets
Maria: I meant other than VAGINAS.
Me: Did she just say what I thought she said??? O.o

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General-Mudkip [2013-01-20 18:44:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL THAT FACE I'm dying of laughter!!!!

Never read or saw that Twilight garbage and I'm never gonna! Gosh I wanted to throw up every time I saw one of those stupid Twilight commercials on tv

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Thenamesfinn [2012-12-24 19:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Twilight sucks. Assassin's Creed is, by far, much more worth while.

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zezejoker In reply to Thenamesfinn [2012-12-25 13:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, anything is better Twilight, but Assassins Creed kicks it's ass XD

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Thenamesfinn In reply to zezejoker [2012-12-25 22:49:11 +0000 UTC]

Amen.

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Ezia-Auditore [2012-12-19 04:28:32 +0000 UTC]

(I hate Twilight too.) I can perfect that face Ezio's making. It's funny.

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crazyforchocobos [2012-11-07 02:10:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm still playing Assassin's creed 1.

Oh and when I DID read Twilight. I puked all over the book.

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zezejoker In reply to crazyforchocobos [2012-11-07 12:58:22 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry I used it as toilet paper after the first page.

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crazyforchocobos In reply to zezejoker [2012-11-07 21:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Charming.

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zezejoker In reply to crazyforchocobos [2012-11-07 23:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, was that too much info XP

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crazyforchocobos In reply to zezejoker [2012-11-08 02:52:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...kinda...

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crazyforchocobos [2012-10-22 16:13:11 +0000 UTC]

He's reading my mind! He knows that i turned down an Ezio cosplayer who tried to hit on me last year!

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Aquila-1459 In reply to crazyforchocobos [2018-10-10 01:36:49 +0000 UTC]

That's cause you only want the real thing, not a copycat.

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Akesis [2012-10-10 18:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Is it the part when his mother talk to him? xD

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zezejoker In reply to Akesis [2012-10-11 18:31:14 +0000 UTC]

Yep :3

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Akesis In reply to zezejoker [2012-10-12 18:50:24 +0000 UTC]

haha nice ^^

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Attaora [2012-08-10 17:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Extremely funny! I can think of a few person to whom I could send this...

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zezejoker In reply to Attaora [2012-08-10 23:59:19 +0000 UTC]

Go! Use it for good!

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Attaora In reply to zezejoker [2012-08-11 17:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh I will!

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InvaderJD [2012-04-02 17:28:03 +0000 UTC]

he does not know, because I never read twilight and the books suck. He knows nothing! *playing assassin's creed* fuck yea like a boss!

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caboosemcgrief [2012-03-24 02:48:39 +0000 UTC]

looks like he saw something that could not be unseen O_O

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zezejoker In reply to caboosemcgrief [2012-03-24 09:58:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, poor guy. Looks like he will be have violent dreams about Twilight on how much he want to destroy them. =[

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caboosemcgrief In reply to zezejoker [2012-03-24 15:39:39 +0000 UTC]

and the sad part is that he can destroy them. XD

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zezejoker In reply to caboosemcgrief [2012-03-25 09:34:59 +0000 UTC]

He will soon, he just wants to do it in an epic way.

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caboosemcgrief In reply to zezejoker [2012-03-25 17:02:17 +0000 UTC]

f*** yeah ezio!!

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Matoro8759 [2012-03-24 01:53:14 +0000 UTC]

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Matoro8759 [2012-03-24 01:52:54 +0000 UTC]

nice!

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Aniphine [2012-03-20 03:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I'm cracking up. Ha!

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zezejoker In reply to Aniphine [2012-03-20 09:57:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I'm glad you like it. =3

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Dark-theif2 [2012-03-10 02:37:24 +0000 UTC]

When I saw his face... It was hilarious!!!! Hey Ezio! Nice face man!

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