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Published: 2010-04-05 02:16:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1526; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 3
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To dress:boxers
sports bra
another sports bra
a couple yards of ace bandages
wifebeater tanktop
baggy jeans
badass belt
long-sleeved shirt
long-sleeved shirt
shirt with long sleeves
looser short-sleeved shirt
(with some witty joke about the penis you want)
dull gray hoodie
leather jacket
cool shades
badass gloves
hat to hide the hair your mom won't let you cut
scarf to hide the adam's apple you don't have
smile to hide the pain,
smirk to hide the illusion in an illusion.
"won't you take that coat off?"
"aren't you roasting in that scarf?"
"do you wear that hat all around your own house?"
i can't take off my layers.
even taking one off,
swaggering a little less confidently,
removing that one layer between the performer and the audiencecould be the one layer that ruins the illusion
ruins the dream
reveals the fraudery
reveals the truth
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Comments: 17
yeah. sometimes i dress and pretend i'm a guy. ...i wonder what it would be like, at times, if i wasn't given weird looks whenever i wrestled, fought, ruffled or cut my hair, wore baggy jeans, and wore axe....
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I know how that feels...
I've actually been scared away from doing this, I wonder if I'll ever be able to do it again.
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Don't forget the boots to hide how small my feet are.
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Wowsa, that sure hits home!
Always have people asking if I'm roasting wearing so many layers of shirts/sweaters and why do I always wear a hat...
Great portrayal. Love it.
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Beautifully written and true to life. I love the onion comment in your comments section, I almost wish you had incorporated the onion theme into the body of the poem. Lovely job.
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I love how you wrote this in a sort of "how to" style. It's unique, and I can relate to the topic so much.
I dance, and it's terrible dancing under 8 layers. People would ask me why and I would say that I get cold. I don't know if they believed me - I would be flushed and clearly sweating.
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Wow...I can't really say anything bad about this, and I don't think I'd want to if I could. Well done, really.
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Who's the character in your icon?
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That would be Agito(Otherwise known as Akito) Wanijima, from Air Gear.
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Thanks so much for telling me!
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Of course, not a problem. :3
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Holy... crap... this is so real O_O
I love you XD
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