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[2013-12-10 03:04:37 +0000 UTC]
"Goddammit Froakie!"
(France)
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# Interests
Other Interests: Giving free Pokemon to random children like every other Professor# About me
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, ASS KETCHUP. GO GET HIM!"
"Best Friends Forever bUT OH WAIT, ONE OF THEM IS A DICK AND THE OTHER IS AN ASS--"
Pokémon Professor and Researcher
プラターヌ博士 (Dr. Platane)
Professor Augustine Sycamore
"Dickamore" | Male | 27 | 6'0" | Bi-curious| French Man | Gray Eyes | Dark Blue Hair
"Draw me like one of your French men~"
"Oh wait, you already do."
'Ey don't pass this chance to mingle with a hot French dude.
Mhmm, all this can be your's for free (and the agreement of Lysandre).
This hot dad is the Pokémon Professor of the French-like Kalos region. Although most of the regional Pokémon are fucking weird as hell, it's worth to get strong-as-fuck little Animals from Monsieur Hot-Ass.
But don't take a move on him so far, he's reserved for the grumpy-as-hell Boss of the fabulous Team Flare, Lysandre. Mhmm, you get to witness some hot gay action from them (jk no you don't), eh?
Professor Dickamore(or what Lysandre calls him)'s way of flirting is giving people Pokemon and all that. So if he offers you a Pokémon, you'll be too hetro or too blind not to take some of that shit into your bed with you.
Speaking of that, you should see him in bed. Oohohoho~
//omg that was the weirdest shit i've ever wrote-- If you haven't seen it yet, this is a Crack!RP!Professor Sycamore account.
wip
# Comments
Comments: 804
.ooc. Please read; I'm not active on here anymore, but I am still alive.
c-owardice.deviantart.com/jour…
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he's dead, mate
we all are
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[can I be Serena? In the crack version?]
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// Go ahead. uvu
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((Dude, I showed an image of Sycamore to my boyfriend last night, and he said that he's very sexy.
He also half-jokingly said that he's attracted to him and wants a poster of him in his room.))
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// If you wish! I'll go reserve it for you! uvu
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"........" Hisoka snickered slightly as he glanced up at the older male. "Di- Dickamore!"
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Augustine scowled, and huffed loudly. "It's Sycamore! Not Dickamore!"
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"Are you the Kalos professor?"
She tilted her head and picked up her Buneary and held it close.
"My name is Dawn!"
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"Oui, I am."
/The Professor tried to keep a smile on his face and waved, hoping this child wasn't another spoiled brat.
"My name is Professor Sycamore, Dawn. It is nice to meet you."
/He took her hand and kissed it softly
/At least he's acting nice-- 8D
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She blinked,blushing slightly.
''Its nice to meet you too!I came here to ask you about the starters for this region.I was wondering if you had any left?Because i'd be really thankful to have one!It would help me be the best coordinator ever!''
/Aww
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/blinks a few times
/lets go of her hand and straightens his back
"Unfortunately, we have no more Starter Pokemon left..."
/turns around, and raises his finger
"But! We are getting new ones tomorrow! So, can you wait until then?"
/then freezes
"Ah? You're trying to be a coordinator? You're from the Sinnoh region, then?"
/turns around to her and makes a nervous smirk
"I've been there before; nice region... But that's a pretty hard goal, y'know."
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"Oh well, I can wait. My mom was a good coordinator so I sort of have it in my blood but I know that I'll have to work hard. Kalos seems pretty nice too!"
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// hi babe
he's called "professor hot dad" for a reason
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// and that explains my webcam
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// LATE REPLY BUT WHATEVER,
YOU'RE WELCOME-- //
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((This page is certainly......something XDDDDDD))
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{ /throws brooke at you then runs for the hills/
"U-uh.. You must be.. the Professor..? Am I right? ..am i?"
/she's so stuttery around new people
/brooke pls stop stuttering
"..this is awkward.. very aw-awkward.."
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// hOWWW DAREE YOU-- //
/nods
" Yeah, I am. And it's Professor Sycamore, not Dickamore. "
/huffs
" Do you need something from me? Like a free starter or a 'ride out of town'? "
/syCAMORE NO
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{ /giGGLE/ }
"o-oh,alright then.. I won't forget.."
/blinks
"n-no,I came to say h-hello..."
/nO
"f-free starters? guessing they're given to those who start journeys.. I've never been on a journey before.."
/sad eyes
/what is going on
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((This page made me laugh so much XDD
In a good way of course! X3))
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// AH, then my job is complete! >8D
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"-----"
"Belts, you say?"
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"And uhh..."
"What are you going to do with those belts?"
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ooc; i MEANT TO GIVE TO VALENTINE ON THIS ACCOUNT SO GOMEN --
/ counts on fingers
" Well some people use dance , put on clothes, fashion, so take a wild guess. "
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/laTE
/gasps
" WE'RE GOING SHOPPING???? "
/squeee
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d AAAAAD
LYSAN DER TOOK MY MEGAS TONE
HNNgnnnGGGG
can i have another one
pretty plz
/ smilie smile
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"I DON'T CAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEE--"
"YOU LOST IT, YOU GET A NEW ONE."
"Plus I ran out last Tuesday..."
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"... Mhh... "
/ red face
/ great job you're gonna make him cry
/ you're fucked augustine
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/stares at him
/squints eyes
"Don't you dare fucking cry."
"Crying is for babies and depressed woman."
"And men with mantits."
/sycamore wtf
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" hnnn - ... "
/ he's gonna do it
/ he's already tearing up
/ i SCREENSHOT THAT I WAS CRYING FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES
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"Kite."
"Kite no,"
"If you cry I'll get a spankin from your mother."
"And not a sexual one."
/oKAY THEN |D
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" hnnnn "
/ here iT COMES
" wHY aRE YOU ALWAYS SO m eaN tO meeeeee
/ g8 parenting skills
/ iT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS BUN BUN
/ IM LAUGHING SO HARD I MIGHT WAKE UP MY PARENTS
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/sHIT
"Uhh--"
"I'm really not mean to you, Kite."
"I'm meaner on Red."
"You're my special one."
/mY BAD
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/ sniffle
/ blinks
/ gets desu eyes
" R-Really ? H-How special ? "
/ if i die today, know that i've loved you
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"Uhhh..."
"More special than your mother...?"
/shrugs
/mkjnsdktg
/nOOO BBY NO
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