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DaveAllTheSwag ♂️ [20577488] [2012-01-17 03:03:03 +0000 UTC] (United States)

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Favourites: 2; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 21

Watching: 9; Pageviews: 1373; Comments Made: 85; Friends: 9

# About me

Dave Strider is a friend of JOHN EGBERT in HOMESTUCK. He is obsessed with being cool, which manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths. When the original name "Insufferable Prick" was about to be suggested by SOLLUX, he slashed the entry box right in half with a NINJA SWORD because he's just way too cool to put up with that kind of BULLSHIT.
On PESTERCHUM his Chumhandle is turntechGodhead. He has Pesterchum Version 7.0 as opposed to John's 6.0. His web browser of choice is HEPHAESTUS.

His Associated Classical Element is FIRE, as indicated by his web browser and the weather outside his house, and his ASSOCIATED ITEM is Amber.

~[[ My play rooms;;
YoMrMakara www.youtube.com/user/StuAllPla…

# Comments

Comments: 58

4SK-T3R3ZI [2012-02-09 21:57:59 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOG. 1TS TH3 COOL K1D >:] !

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Bluh-Bluh-Serket [2012-01-28 18:07:56 +0000 UTC]

Daaaveee ::: :D (Big Grin)

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Bluh-Bluh-Serket [2012-01-28 19:14:39 +0000 UTC]

oh dear god
no
vriska
go away

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Bluh-Bluh-Serket In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-02-12 16:32:13 +0000 UTC]

whhyyy?

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Silentninja284 [2012-01-28 17:59:20 +0000 UTC]

: DDDD

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Silentninja284 [2012-01-28 18:02:23 +0000 UTC]

...
no vriska
go away

((xDDD))

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Silentninja284 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-28 18:03:58 +0000 UTC]

((WAIT WAIT IM GETTING ON HER ACCOUNT XD))

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zombielovemuffin-X [2012-01-19 20:55:12 +0000 UTC]

Hey.
Big bro.
I like ponies.

((I am Dirk so much ajksnhsdbsjasjdaj))

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to zombielovemuffin-X [2012-01-28 16:02:46 +0000 UTC]

dude
ponies are boss

((so out of character right there but I just had too... OTL))

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zombielovemuffin-X In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-29 14:33:31 +0000 UTC]

do you liike bee2

((character switch mwahahaha))

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to zombielovemuffin-X [2012-01-31 00:23:44 +0000 UTC]

...no

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zombielovemuffin-X In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-31 00:27:25 +0000 UTC]

why not
bee2 are 2wag
all the 2wag

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-18 05:26:02 +0000 UTC]

[ ]

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-18 17:55:40 +0000 UTC]

[[ *shades* BI ]]

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-18 21:50:35 +0000 UTC]

[ B3 ]

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MusicalLover-Ray [2012-01-17 20:53:27 +0000 UTC]

Hi There!♥

I'm Ray Saki~ Its A Pleasure To Meet You!♥

I Like Your Glasses! Hehe!♥

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caw-caw-motherfucker [2012-01-17 20:53:18 +0000 UTC]

so are you the alpha or some other doomed dave

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to caw-caw-motherfucker [2012-01-17 20:57:45 +0000 UTC]

iunno what do you think

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caw-caw-motherfucker In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 20:59:13 +0000 UTC]

im thinkin doomed dave
then again every other dave out there flails their hands in the air going ayyyooo im the alpha when i say that

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to caw-caw-motherfucker [2012-01-17 21:00:06 +0000 UTC]

hehe
you wish

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caw-caw-motherfucker In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 21:01:47 +0000 UTC]

you wish what
what do i wish
cmon man dont leave a sprite hangin

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your-dad-is-HAWT [2012-01-17 06:13:38 +0000 UTC]

woh r u

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to your-dad-is-HAWT [2012-01-17 17:39:37 +0000 UTC]

the worst possible thing that you could have ever discovered

[[ Heller oUo ]]

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your-dad-is-HAWT In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-18 00:07:44 +0000 UTC]

[ hallo o w o ]

lol wut

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to your-dad-is-HAWT [2012-01-18 00:13:04 +0000 UTC]

i was added in this shitty group
saw you
thought you were hot
and added you

[[ I sure hope you don't think that's the real reason x'D ]]

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your-dad-is-HAWT In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-18 00:19:27 +0000 UTC]

well
thx thn
wahts ur naem

[ haha noo i love daves personality XD ]

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to your-dad-is-HAWT [2012-01-18 00:22:04 +0000 UTC]

[[ hehe x'3 ]]

dave
dave strider

[[ *wants to make a CSI shades joke right about now* ]]

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your-dad-is-HAWT In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-18 00:23:10 +0000 UTC]

[ haha ]

swet nam
im rxy
roxy lalonde

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to your-dad-is-HAWT [2012-01-18 00:25:41 +0000 UTC]

you sound familiar
have we met??

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your-dad-is-HAWT In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-18 00:28:47 +0000 UTC]

i cnt say we hv
but i do kno a dirk srtider

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T3R3Z1-R3D-CH4LK [2012-01-17 04:19:56 +0000 UTC]

H3H3H3 H3Y D4V3! >:]

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to T3R3Z1-R3D-CH4LK [2012-01-17 04:21:17 +0000 UTC]

oh god what do you want tz??

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T3R3Z1-R3D-CH4LK In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 15:30:34 +0000 UTC]

YOU DONT H4V3 TO SOUND SO PUT OUT >:/

1 JUST W4NT3D TO S4Y H1

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to T3R3Z1-R3D-CH4LK [2012-01-17 17:18:30 +0000 UTC]

whos being put out
im not being put out

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T3R3Z1-R3D-CH4LK In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-18 20:05:09 +0000 UTC]

YOU SOUND3D L1K3 1T

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John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:49:42 +0000 UTC]

comment virginity?! what?!

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:50:54 +0000 UTC]

too late egderp

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:52:55 +0000 UTC]

no what is it!?

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:53:38 +0000 UTC]

i'll tell you when youre older

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:56:31 +0000 UTC]

why cant you tell me now?

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:59:04 +0000 UTC]

if you want to know ask bro
he's good with that kind of shit

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 04:00:31 +0000 UTC]

okay!

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-17 03:36:47 +0000 UTC]

COMMENT VIRGINITY :I

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-17 03:38:34 +0000 UTC]

fuck you vantas you have nothing on my swag

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:39:02 +0000 UTC]

EHEHEH. YEAH RIGHT.

[ Hi ouo ]

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-17 03:40:28 +0000 UTC]

pfft youre pathetic

[[ Heller oUo ]]

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:44:16 +0000 UTC]

SAYS YOU.

[ You know kenneth 8D ]

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-17 03:47:21 +0000 UTC]

yes
says me

[[ Tis mah girlfriend X3 ]]

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:55:08 +0000 UTC]

DOUCHE.

[ XDDDD ]

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-17 03:57:57 +0000 UTC]

oh how original vantas

[[ Hehe x3 ]]

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