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John-Egderp-413 ♂️ [20576673] [2012-01-17 01:40:21 +0000 UTC] "I am not a homosexual, Karkat" (United States)

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# About me



John Egbert is a boy who has not been given a name until his thirteenth birthday; however, this is just a framing mechanism. John has, in the past, ended letters with "-ghostyTrickster (john)". While originally given the name "ZOOSMELL POOPLORD", the game rejected it and settled for John.John uses an online application known as PESTERCHUM to communicate with his other tech-savvy friends. His chumhandle is ectoBiologist. His chumhandle used to be ghostyTrickster, but he changed it to avoid the TROLLS. Oddly, he chose the name ectoBiologist based on a comment by ONE OF THE TROLLS.His web browser of choice is TYPHEUS, who COINCIDENTALLY is the mate of ECHIDNA, the namesake of JADE'S web browser.

# Comments

Comments: 81

Feminine-Winds [2012-03-11 00:40:46 +0000 UTC]

hey!! your me! only your a guy! : B

(( WhatamIdoinghere))

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Ask-JohnCat [2012-01-26 00:26:02 +0000 UTC]

(( OOC// WAITWAITWAIT

ARE YOU-- YOU ARE.
YOU ARE.

*Clings* A John RolePlayer who likes Stribert IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE <3 ))

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Ask-JohnCat [2012-02-05 22:17:24 +0000 UTC]

(YES.)

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Ask-JohnCat In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-02-06 22:10:03 +0000 UTC]

(( YAYYYYYYY *Loves forever* ))

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Ask-JohnCat [2012-02-12 16:33:34 +0000 UTC]

(xDDD)

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Silentninja284 In reply to Ask-JohnCat [2012-01-28 18:00:58 +0000 UTC]

(( ff- YES I AM. This is my account, im just not on it right now XD))

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Ask-JohnCat In reply to Silentninja284 [2012-01-28 21:09:16 +0000 UTC]

(( Yeeeeess!!! >W> ))

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Ask-JohnCat [2012-01-28 16:06:06 +0000 UTC]

((Stribert is our thing... B3))

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Ask-JohnCat In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-28 21:09:35 +0000 UTC]

(( *Nodnod* Totally my OTP! *Still clinging* ;W; ))

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to Ask-JohnCat [2012-01-31 00:23:57 +0000 UTC]

((<3))

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DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 17:28:57 +0000 UTC]

[TG] --began pestering-- [EB] --at 12:26 PM--

[TG]: hey
[TG]: egbert
[TG]: hello??

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-19 02:33:39 +0000 UTC]

[EB] oh, hi Dave!

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-17 12:23:17 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR TAGLINE?

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-19 02:33:51 +0000 UTC]

....BUT IM NOT! DX

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-19 02:40:42 +0000 UTC]

WHY IS MY NAME THERE.

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-19 02:43:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh, because it is!

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-19 02:44:42 +0000 UTC]

-_- CUNTFACE

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-19 02:55:37 +0000 UTC]

...goodnight Karkat

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-19 03:15:13 +0000 UTC]

FUCK OFF

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-19 12:18:18 +0000 UTC]

why?

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-19 21:48:17 +0000 UTC]

CAUSE I SAID SO :I

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-22 18:16:22 +0000 UTC]

aw...

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-22 19:32:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh look, I'd dead...

[ It's an RP I had, he's a ghost now ]

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-01-25 02:21:32 +0000 UTC]

oh no!
(XDDD)

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-25 23:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Nyeh...

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-02-05 22:18:57 +0000 UTC]

Karkat!

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-02-06 00:12:19 +0000 UTC]

WHAT

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to Karkat--Desu--Vantas [2012-02-12 16:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Huh?

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Karkat--Desu--Vantas In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-02-18 00:58:10 +0000 UTC]

*facepalm*

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DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:22:31 +0000 UTC]

sup

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:27:41 +0000 UTC]

*derpy face* Hi!

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:32:25 +0000 UTC]

*small smile* Hey Egbert

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:33:34 +0000 UTC]

How are you, Dave ? *smiles*

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:35:55 +0000 UTC]

Fine. I guess.

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:40:47 +0000 UTC]

oh, you left something at my house...

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:42:19 +0000 UTC]

what??

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:46:54 +0000 UTC]

it fell out of your pocket...its a round...clear thing...

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:48:15 +0000 UTC]

....give it back. NOW, Egbert.

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:50:21 +0000 UTC]

okay...do you want me to come to your house ?

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:51:04 +0000 UTC]

sure

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:52:44 +0000 UTC]

*goes to your house and knocks on the door*

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:53:21 +0000 UTC]

*opens it*
Hey.

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 03:56:42 +0000 UTC]

*holds up the thingy*

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 03:58:33 +0000 UTC]

*snatches it out of your hand and pulls you in**closes the door*

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 04:00:19 +0000 UTC]

D-Dave? what is that anyway?

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 04:02:57 +0000 UTC]

Nothing. I-It's nothing Egbert. *shoves it in pocket*

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 04:08:46 +0000 UTC]

...why wont you tell me what it is ?

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 04:10:14 +0000 UTC]

Why don't you--... Ugh.
You really want to know?

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John-Egderp-413 In reply to DaveAllTheSwag [2012-01-17 04:20:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes...

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DaveAllTheSwag In reply to John-Egderp-413 [2012-01-17 04:25:25 +0000 UTC]

*leans in and whispers in your ear*
It's a...
condom, Egbert.
Just in case...

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