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FloatingMist
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[2009-04-15 01:50:56 +0000 UTC]
"Join me in my quest against fail"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 966; Deviations: 41; Watchers: 29
Watching: 113; Pageviews: 14044; Comments Made: 1269; Friends: 113
# About me
Can you, for a moment, imagine how depressing it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude?History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind... with a bucket.
My answer to any awkward situation would have to be...
Gay chicken.
Ohai.
N A M E: ALYSSA, LYSSA, LISSY, LYSS, RYSSA, RYSS, ALY, ARIEL
N I C K: ACE, SWISSY, RYSSA-ROO, MAOU-KUN/魔王君・魔王くん・マオウくん, フロたん, MUU-MUU FUUSHISHI, DEAR-GOD-WHAT-IS-THAT-THING, NIGHTWING, WALKING DICTIONARY, SEAL, BANGS, E.P., EXTENDED PLAY, (THE) [DRUG] DEALER, HYUNG, OPPA, DERP, JACQUE, MINI-JACQUE, CINDERLYSSA, LYSSARELLA, THE LITTLE MERMAID, UNICORN OF THE SEA(?), GODLYSSA, RITZ, NYSSA, LYSSAKINS, AWYSSHA
O C C U P A T I O N: TEACHER, STUDENT, WRITER, READER, BOSS, WORKER, LINGUIST-IN-TRAINING, WARSTARTER, PEACEMAKER
F A N D O M S: YOUNG AVENGERS, SUPERMAN, BATMAN, THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, LEGALLY BLONDE, WEST SIDE STORY, HOMESTUCK, ACE ATTORNEY / GYAKUTEN SAIBAN, PERSONA (1-4), HOUSE, LEFT 4 DEAD (1&2), TEAM FORTRESS 2, SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE LORD OF THE FLIES, THE HISTORY BOYS, SCOTT PILGRIM, KICHIKU MEGANE, VOCALOID, KARE KANO, HETALIA, DEATH NOTE, DEAD POETS SOCIETY, SOUTH PARK, YOUNG JUSTICE, CATCHER IN THE RYE, HARRY POTTER, PORTAL, EUROVISION, A CHORUS LINE, VARIOUS K-POP, HANNA IS NOT A BOY'S NAME, STARFIGHTER, CUANTA VIDA, OATMEAL, TEAHOUSE, HEJIBITS, Fnb0y $, SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH, HEAVY RAIN, PROBLEM SLEUTH, L.A. NOIRE, THE PACIFIC, BAND OF BROTHERS, INCEPTION, SKINS U.K.
F O U N D . A T: Persona--MSN , ObsidianRule
H E R O E S: MYSELF, HUGH LAURIE, ROBERT SEAN LEONARD, STEPHEN CAMPBELL MOORE, DAVID SHORE, DOMINIC COOPER, JUNG 'U-KNOW' YUNHO, THE REST OF DBSK, DON SCRIPPS, DAVID POSNER, MISSUS LINTOTT, JOHN LOCKEWOOD, BEN FOLDS, MEN'S WAREHOUSE SPOKESPERSON, OLD SPICE GUY, THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD, MORGAN FREEMAN, SUPERMAN, MICHAEL CERA, STEVE IRWIN, BILLY MAYS, TED ALLEN, SAMUEL BARNETT, KATE BEATON, SAM DEWITT, MATTHEW INMAN, ANDREW HUSSIE, NORMAN JAYDEN, MATHIAS LAURIDSEN, JESSE EISENBERG
C H I L D R E N: DEVIN, CHARLES, BRENDAN, MARIETTA, NOAH, JERRY, GREGORY, KVETA, GARRETT, PARKER, MELANIE, KALEB, KAREN, PENN, MR. SHARPS, CLARKE, REMY, FLORIN, ELEN, YANN, AMBER, ALAN, ELIJAH, RILEY, ALEC, ANIKA, SHAUN, JACOB, NARCISSUS, DAFFODIL, JOSEPH, FELICE, CARSON, OSMOND, BENNETT, WILHELM, HENRY, CALVIN, GIDEON, TAYLOR, KIRK, MAC, HUNTER, ANDY, EMMETT, KYLIE, DENNIS
A D O P T E D: ALEX, EVERY HETALIA CHARACTER OUT THERE, YOSEOB, KENJI, KEISUKE, SHU, RIFF, PHINEAS, JOHN THE ZOMBIE, JOHN EGDERP, KANAYA
F A M I L Y: lazyrocker96 (the mother of my child), Raventears12 (my lover), obikenobi96 (m'wife), Kaochan123 (my IDE), TinyTiger04 (my grandchild), Kokoxoxmusic (the custody battle's other half), Amicalement (the unlawful husband)
YES I AM ABLE TO WRITE outside of caps lock.
Ahem.
'Scuse me.
Love and happiness, like water, flow anywhere. One day you may stumble upon a drought and think this is your end... but the rain will come sooner than you believe.
# Comments
Comments: 180
So. I'm pretty sure I'm done with the illustration thinggy to The Boy in the Box .
Some of the colors kinda bled [I decided to do it in watercolors], and I'm thinking I probably should've done it with the paper vertical, but. I kinda like it
I just hope you like it too;;
It's a kinda giant piece of paper, so some of the quality might drop when I take a picture of it.
Oh, and idk how to draw/paint broken glass. So. Sorry about that derpy part.
Thanks for giving me something to do while sick :'D;;
But now I have no excuse not to do my homework orz
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I drew hands just for you~
You don't even know how happy I am right now.
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\o/!
Must be pretty happy for a sickly.
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Very 8D
Oh, and my mom really likes your poetry 
bananafeather?
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Omg, your mommy.
sorry I went to sleep lol.
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She's dead serious! She wouldn't tell me which was her favorite, but she said that they're all very heart-string tugging. [that's pretty much exactly what she said :'D]
She even read your short little one Lovely, She Is Lovely , despite the fact that she doesn't really like sitting and reading. She thought it was kind of adorable :'D
No, it's fine~ I was going to go to bed soon after I asked anyway. I just wanted someone to sit up with me while I finished inking the pic I'm making you
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Awwwww.
I just re-read that one, and it really is kind of strange, eheheh. >w> Wording could've gone better, but I still liked the idea conveyed.~
Thank her for me~~
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She says you're welcome
She likes your icon too :'D; It made her giggle
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And said troll umbrella takes after its owner. Js.
8)
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And agh, I swim through your devID to get to the comment section.
/the troller, now?
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Hey you
Don't I remember you from somewhere? Weren't you at that SP RP with Craig and the blow-up-doll? (or at least it was discussed)
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Ahah. Yeah. The one I never really was part of. o_o Surprised you vaguely remembered, kind of!
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Aww, you were one of the observers? Observing is fun too but wish you were a part. Damn, we all need to gather up and do that again.
As for the story, I remember because I still have it saved, though haven't read into it in a few months time.
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Hah. I really didn't go too often, anyway. xD I guess I didn't do much since it didn't feel like my style, or whatever.~ Feels like it was a pretty long time ago!
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Thanks a lot for the watch
I SHALL GIVE YOU A HUG
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You're very welcome :'D You know, if you ever need someone to check your English for Hate That I Love You, I'd be happy to help! ♥
BRO HUGS ARE BEST HUGS. C:
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Is that an offer accepted, then? xD
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Thank you for offering me a help
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/gets infected with stupid
/dies
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Though really, I would never think to steal him
I JUST LIKE TO FAWN OVER HIM. I cannot recreate him AT ALL.
I'm still testosterone.
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Go away, you're losing this battle and that's final
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We both have good lawyers.
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... Aren't they so cute?~
Thanks for the 
... Oh, and btw, I read your ID; I thought I was your wife...? If I'm your niece too, then this is one really messed up family. And your heroes made me laugh~
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shhh everyone's my wife, dear wife
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... lol. There's a word for that, I just don't remember it.
But that's nice. The more the merrier, right? XD
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Polygamy? Of which I do not partake in?
Of course.
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Like, you have to read this carefully...
Read more...
Little more...
AHA! You so fell for it! I have you totally trapped in my curse now!!
The only way to escape the curse is to forward this to three of your friends in three days!
Or, like, your capital will totally become Warsaw!
Love, Poland.
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