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HumanSlick
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[2011-09-25 15:17:33 +0000 UTC]
"OH BLUH BLUH BLUH"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 21; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 72
Watching: 44; Pageviews: 3915; Comments Made: 1963; Friends: 44
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Midnight Crew DUHTools of the Trade: everything that is sharp
Other Interests: killin green torsos, playin the piano
# About me
Your Name is SPADES SLICK and you are THE LEADER of the MIDNIGHT CREW. You are all about VIOLENCE AND STABBING THINGS. You really want to STAB all of THE FELT. BAD. Especially THAT HUGE BITCH SNOWMAN. GOD HOW YOU HATE THAT BITCH. YOU COULD TALK ABOUT HATING HER ALL DAY.That BITCH took YOUR ARM AND EYE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
But whatever. You will KILL THEM ALL EVENTUALLY.
You dont type in a very special way unless you get ANGRY WHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY OFTEN
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
kill some green torsos of course~
(BLUH another RP account by that idiot Diadelosloco )
# Comments
Comments: 629
H3Y TH3R3 B1G GUY.
1 F1GUR3D 1'D T3LL YOU 1 L3FT YOU 4 G1FT N34R YOUR B4S3.
1T'S NOTH1NG B4D.
BUT 1T 1S SOM3TH1NG 1 W4S GONN4 G1V3 TO K4RK4T, BUT.... TH4T'S US3L3SS.
H3 D1DN'T L1K3 STUFF3D 4N1M4LS 4S1D3 FROM TH4T STUFF3D CR4B!
BUT
1 GU3SS 1'M TRY1NG TO S4Y 1 M1SS HIM.
DON'T G3T P1SS3D 4T M3, 4ND 1F YOU D3STROY TH3 G1FT 1 W1LL HUNT YOU DOWN.
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-hands shitty looking cake- Happy birthday Slick! Are you really old now?
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GO. AWAY.
(sorry for the super late reply ;_; )
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But I made this cake just for you!
(It's ok. 
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Oh come on! Just try a bit! Pleaaaaaaase?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GET THAT THE FUCK OF OF MY DAMN PAGE FUCK
(sorry for the super late reply ;_; )
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(haha that's alright! ^_^)
HAHA you know you like your birthday wish!
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haha you and your anger!
you know you liked it
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
(ilu)
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I'M THE ONE WHO MADE YOU A MAN
(ilu 2 <3)
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WHA-
GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU FUCKING CREEP
(heehee)
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MAYBE YOU DON'T REMEMBER
YOU WERE QUITE DRUNK
(Woah if someone told me that I'd sure flip out)
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Thanks I guess.
Or something.
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What do you want as a present...?
I was not sure what to get...
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GOD DAMN IT STOP HUGGING ME ASSHOLE
(sorry for the super late reply ;_; )
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NO
GET OFF FUCK GOD DAMN IT
(jhj I'm glad UnU)
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WELL HI THERE
IM SPADES DEUCE
WHATS YOUR NAME
> You can't quite pin down his name, but something about him seems awfully familiar.
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SPADES...DEUCE?
THE FUCK
THE NAMES SPADES SLICK ASSHOLE
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OH
HI SPADES SLICK
IVE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF SPADES SLICKS AROUND HERE
I GUESS IM THE ONLY ONE WITH MY NAME
HOW INTERESTING
CAUSE THE SLICK IN MY UNIVERSE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM YOU GUYS
DIFFERENT NAME TOO
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YEAH THATS JUST INCERDIBLY INTERESTING
IM ABSOLUTLEY DYING TO HEAR ABOUT SOME ALTNATIVE VERSIONS OF MYSELF REALLY
EXEPT
THAT IM NOT
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AWW
WELL MAYBE WHEN YOU SEE HIM YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND
UNTIL THEN
TATA
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Oh my goodness.
It's you!!!!!!!!
You're that creepy guy Terezi and I exiled after helping you dethrone mom!
Haha
Shiiiiiiiit, look at you!
A8solutely pathetic.
Did you get into a fight with a lawn mower and lose?
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT GIRL
I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU??
...
WAIT
YOU ARE
YOU ARE SNOWBITCH JR RIGHT
OH FUCKING FUCK HOW DESERVE THIS
AND I THOUGHT THE BLIND GIRL WAS BAD
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I'm not 8ad.
I'm 8adass.
And I don't see why mom goes on a8out you so much.
You're not that gr8.
Heck, without me, you and Karkat wouldn't have even 8een able to carry out your plan to dethrone mom when she was still 8Q.
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OKAY
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF OKAY
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT GIRL
I NEVER DETHRONED ANYONE AND NEITHER DID KARKAT OKAY
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Hmmmmmmmm
Well the other Slicks seem to know what I'm talking a8out.
> You shrug it off and flop down in the nearest seat, making yourself at home.
Anyw8y, I don't have to 8e home for a while.
I'm supposed to 8e looking for pranking ideas, or something.
> You reach over and pick up a small scottie dog statue and begin examining it.
What do you do for fun around here?
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MAYBE THATS BECAUSE THE OTHER SLICKS ARE FUCKING WEIRDOS
> That girl...You only know her for a few minutes and you already hate her with a burning passion. Definitley Snowmans brat there is no doubt about that. You succesfully resist the urge to stab her the moment she touches your prized scottie dog statue. You swore to yourself not to get the kids involved and sadly that counts for Snowmans kids too.
I MOSTLY STAB ANNOYING PEOPLE FOR FUN.
> You shoot her a glare that is supposed to mean 'annoying people like you'
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==> Try and talk to Slick.
You don't want to but yet you do. It really makes you feel off to think about Slick's reaction to your death. But.
Slick.
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> You think you heard your name but you don't see anyone around that could have called you. You shrug, thinking it was probably just your imagination and continue what you did before. Cleaning your knives.
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Slick, you idiot. I'm trying to talk to you.
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WHA-?
OKAY WHO THE FUCK IS THERE??
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Alright, so maybe you cannot see me.
You should recognize my voice, Slick.
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The fuck...
DROOG?
WHAT KINDA MESSED UP GAME IS THIS??
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WHAT ELSE IS IT THEM HUH??
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Well. It's not a game, that is all I know.
I am right in front of you. I do not believe you can see me, however.
Point is, Slick. I'm dead.
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