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IWokeUpDrunkAgain
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[2008-07-09 19:06:46 +0000 UTC]
"Misanthrope, you mother fucker."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 39; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 4
Watching: 3; Pageviews: 5433; Comments Made: 547; Friends: 3
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Not enough room.Favorite movies: Dreams In The Witch House, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, DeadLeaves, Wristcutters, lots o indie stuff
Favorite bands / musical artists: Tsjuder, Baal Zabuth, Lightning Bolt, PLF, Flipper, Dystopia, Cower, Lady GaGa. She's hot.
Favorite writers: HPL, the cats at Alt.Cthulhu.Sex,
Favorite games: Russian roulette with a full barrel.
Tools of the Trade: blood, cum, and everything in between.
Other Interests: Hail Satan, hail skatin', I and II.
# About me
Current Residence: Mariana Trench.Favourite genre of music: Grind, Black Metal, Thrash, Power Violence, Punk, Noise, Drone, Experimental
Favourite photographer: Richard Pickman (get it?)
Favourite style of art: Drug induced.
Skin of choice: silky smooth with creamy thighs. Spread, of course.
Favourite cartoon character: Pandy [Dead Leaves], Space Catez {ATHF}, Charles Odefson [Metalocalypse]
Personal Quote: Zieg Heil/The Things I Do For My Fucking Friends!
# Comments
Comments: 470
Dude... That is Awesome, stupied, dangerous, mabye even deadly in some cases, but still awesome...
Did you see the one armed retard in the last part?
Dude, (yes, I'm in a Dude Mode) I was out at diner last night, and the had kariokie (I know I spelt it wrong, I don't care) and this chic (If you could even call that ugly thing with a vigina that) and her ulgy boyfriend, who, can't sing and neither can she, where up there every other song!!! Ugh, urge to kill growing...!! Rawr~! *giggle*
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No, the guy in the last part was NOT a one armed retard.
I thought he only had one arm in too, but he doesn't. It's bent in one scene, but it's there. Damn right I've seen it more than once.
Oh man. The finger part was SO FUCKING GOOD. bme ftw.
I've never had a kareoke (I don't know the spelling either. I don't have to spell it much.) experience, but I know if I did it wouldn't be good. Honestly. I don't know what good could come out of it.
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Fine, He's a 2 armed retard. Gotta love the bme!
Yea, I've done it once, on a cruse, where the 5 other people there would never see me again. I know I suck (sorta).
[link] (I think I showed u this? ...Or did u show me?)
[link] *bink*
[link] *giggle*
[link]
[link]
[link] I still think this is awesome in a werid, stupied way.
Meh, I know there's more I wanted to show u, I just can't find them, so fuck it. Enjoy~!
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1: Hmm. I might of showed you, or you already knew about it.
2:That's just funny.
3: Oh man. Wow. I didn't know I was on the news. JUST KIDDING. Have you ever clicked on the 'destroyed by cum lolz'?
4:That was just a little bit weird.
5:That song sounds really familar, but it could be that all metal KIND OF sounds alike.
6:The 'now your a man' made it that much better.
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Nice, I really love #6, what was ur fav?
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I don't remember most of them now...
Either the animal guy/animatronic horse, or man... i don't know.
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Yea, that was the one I was talking about
Here are the rest.
[link] *giggle*
[link]
[link] I could almost see u don some thing like this...
[link] I love that she dies
[link] Stupid fucker
[link] *snort*
[link] ...
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1:HA.
2: Why is she so red?
3:Aww. Really? I think that's really below my style. I'd do something like the 'shaving cream on the hand while sleeping', but using a 'shaving cream substitute'.
4:That's so WEIRD. See, SEE? That's the kind of thing that makes me feel really weird because I want to kick them. Off. Completely. And like, maybe play volleyball or something.
5: Won't work. Direct Player killed itself.
6:At least that's one less stupid person who won't be able to pro-create.
7:...That doesn't really work for me... [link]
Check out the links too.
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2: that's what happens when you mix a spray on tan with cleaning liquids.
3: your right, That is soming I could see you doing.
4: I know, I just wanna pop them... *poke*
5: try again [link]
7: *snort*
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2:I've never had prolonged contact with a person who had a spray on tan. I haven't even seen one get rained on. Would it just wash off? That's another prank come to mind.
3:I'm a bit disappointed I haven't yet.
4: I want them to fly across the room like a popped balloon. I want to hit it with a sledge hammer like a watermelon. NO! I WANT TO THROW IT AT PEOPLE!
5: Still no go.
7: those sites are like 'Rick Rolls' for the perverted, and who pride themselves on being straight.
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2: Mabye, not sure how well that would work...
3: As am I, and suprised.
4: *deranged giggle*
5: Damn, Well, the kid is on his bike, goes over a dirt mound adn lands in the mucky lake/pond, he is a laughs, then he gets out of the water, and his leg is cut, the cut (gash) pretty much takes off a chunk of his calf, the upper muscle (right below the knee) he almost complety detached. Stupid fucker.
7: *snort*
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5:Sounds good.
4:Honestly. I want to see someone get pegged in the face with a fuckload of fake boob. It would be like getting hit in a face with one of those red rubber balls, but a lot more interesting.
Party tomorrow. That means I get drunk and laid. I've been in surprisingly good humor considering how long it has been.
I can also see if I remember that prank.
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5: It was.
4: That would be awesome!! XD
Have fun~!
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A lot happened. I can tell you that much. I can't remember a lot, but a lot happened.
Both Micky and a chick I cheated on him with were there. I got stoned beyond all proportions, I remember (somewhat) puking for about an hour straight. And uh, apparently I felt up some people. Including Micky. And this one chick, who I actually really really hate, with a very deep unfounded passion. And I have weird bruises.
Not bad for a night's work.
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*sigh* I really don't know if I should be proud of you, or just pity you. At least your happy
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...Why would you pity me? I mean, why would you be proud, too, but pity is a little bit stranger.
NO, me being happy would happen if I could find a good stable fuck with no strings attached. But that shit doesn't happen.
There's a really cool thing tomorrow too, but Micky told me about it, y'know, in the way that you're not wanting it to come off as inviting someone, but you want them to show up?
The "'hey 'blah' is 'whatever date', me and 'blah blah blah' are going, but you should totally come and check it out".
It actually is cool though, and I would go, but I don't know if I want to repeat the Micky road again.
I'm undecided. I'm in a conundrum.
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This again. Great.
Well, it's 5 pm, I think I'm going to go have breakfast.
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I always do. So. Doing anything fun this weekend? (Aside from domesticated pyrotechnics?)
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Meh, not really, My friend came over.
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Hey. I remembered I had an account here again.
It's hot.
STUPID FUCKING HOT.
And I hate it.
I FUCKING HATE IT.
It's unavoidable. SMOTHERING. It's apparently in the 100's.
I have no turn into a recluse (unlike usual) to avoid having to choke a bitch. I fucking hate summer.
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Ha, I know the feelin', It's fuckin' HOT!! DX
I'm at my sisters though, and it's a bit cooler.
So, what's up?
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Nothing really.
Being miserable, considering cutting my hair, getting annoyed at the long drawn out process of getting a good reliable lay again, stupid fucking girls, stupid fucking friends, stupid fucking people, stupid fucking heat, stupid fucking lack of wind, stupid fucking lack of tolerable anything, stupid fucking nagging doubts a really fucking cold shower would improve my fucking disposition, or at fucking least lying in the fucking dark with a fucking fan with some fucking ice or fucking something, stupid fucking piercing acting the fuck up, stupid fucking hard drive fucking malfunctioning, stupid fucking blue-black hair fucking turning stupid fucking gray, stupid fucking micky for obsessing over the fucking anime/manga Blame! I introduced him to accidently, it fucking being too stupid fucking hot to sleep, eat, move, and fucking articulate fucking coherent fucking thoughts, especially in a fucking relevant manner, etc., etc. FUCK.
Okay, so I added some of those fucks in for humor, but most were already there.
FUCK SUMMER.
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Well, you seem to be in a good mood. Your hair hasn't gone back to normal yet? How long is that shit gonna stay in?
Any progress with Micky and getting into his pants? Has he at least forgiven you yet? Yes? No? Maybe so~? (Sorry)
And yes, summer FUCKING SUCKS FIRE DEMON ASS!!! DX
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Nothing makes me happy like being miserable, and nothing makes me happier than having other people miserable.
It fucking sucks though. Pdx's breaking fucking records, like it's in the 100's.
On the Micky front: between maybe so and yes, but honestly. I'm really not moving much these days.
Getting laid is pretty much on the back burner right now.
IT'S LITERALLY too hot to do anything. Aside from complain.
And I'm really not sure about that last part? The whole fire demon thing really throws some sand on my proverbial ranting fire.
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lol, what about sex in a cool shower/bath?
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A fucking cold shower. That would work, but I would have to be around someone, and therein lies the problem.
Meanwhile, I'm going to get me some GhostI.T.Shell, and maybe Blame! again. And not move for another long while, lounging in my skivvies, and maybe listen to some MC Cris. FUCK I hate summer.
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Hah, well, I'm used to in. (and Ghost I.T. Shell fucking rocks!!)
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I got REALLY drunk, and woke up with these weird injuries. It's really bizarre.
In other news, I just now ( in the last three minutes) got an apparently kick ass free VST host, so I'm going to see if I can work some magic with that. It should be cool.
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Kool, at least you had fun, ne?
Not 100% sure what that is, but I have a basic Idea, congrats
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...Well what's your basic idea?
I don't know. I think I had 'fun'.
I've got scrapes and scratches on my legs and arms, then I have this gnarly one on my back/shoulder. And the one on my hand is really sore. It seems to be a puncture in my palm.
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What ever, I FORGOT, lol.
Well... I have NO idea what the fuck you did to your self, good job dumbass!! ^^
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*sigh* When you do stupid stuff like this, Micky comes to me with questions, thens does what I tell him not to, gets in trouble, then comes to me to whine and the problem happens again. It's very agraviting.
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... What?
How would he go to YOU for advice, though I'm sure you're much more educated in the school of life than him?
...Get's in trouble?
I won't deny he whines.
Aggravating? Say no more! My heart is already bleeding profusely due to you're misfortunes.
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*sigh* Jackass, I just have a better working in to the human mind then him, I've observe the way these situations happen and learn about people, there reactions and what counter effects these reactions. (ex. You get mad, Micky gets worried/sad. You cheat on him, Micky gets Mad/sad.) I'm an observer, I do this at school and mostly every where I go.
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Your response is equal parts exasperating and amusing.
You're fourteen. What the hell. You've taken a snide comment, and turned into sustenance of sorts, regardless, it makes you look pretty egotistical. I would know.
And uh, are you SURE counter effects is the right word/s you were looking for?
You're not impressing my with your intelligence, but goddamn you ARE baffling me with bullshit, or however that thing goes.
It's almost 6 in the morning, I should go to sleep, I'm sure my scatter-minded response shows that.
How the hell do you think you've got a better working into the human mind than him?
True, it's partly about age, but seriously. I don't buy it for a second. It's not even stocked at the store I go to.
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Meh, I really don't care to much any more. So, how are you today?
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Going to be better. Had to wake up earlier than usual, but going to hang out, get drugs, do drugs, get drunk. The usual.
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