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ImperiusCrotchwrath
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[2003-12-24 03:28:16 +0000 UTC]
"Captain of the Praetorian Guard"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 8
Watching: 19; Pageviews: 3573; Comments Made: 110; Friends: 19
# Comments
Comments: 29
DDDD:
It's Frank, loser.
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Intruder. Identify yourself.
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Why is that Queen reminds me of you?
How could you.
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I...really have no idea whatsoever.
You answer it for me, damn it.
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I don't know why it does, but I like it.
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You ought to write more. In fact, I command you to. Steal yourself a nice notebook. Get to it, boy.
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As does your icon...person with the amusing icon.
I'd have said something more witty, but I have to recover from a one-man war I just waged against a score of assorted minority belief idgits itching to bash someone who swore allegiance to a monotheistic religion.
...and I won.
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Although it has been many months... thank you for your comment.
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Really? And what, may I ask, is your question?
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Actually, it's not relevant anymore. Thanks for answering, though, and sorry if I bothered you.
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Aww, now I'm all curious.
C'mon, don't leave me hanging.
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Well now I've forgotten. Um... a question. What is the sqare root of 92 if you're on a planet where cnventional human mathematics do not apply and a hord of angry zogblers are about to eat you... with sporks?
...How's that?
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Nah... too cliche.
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Transient infidelities.
I want to trade my heart in for a hamster in a wheel. Same function, no emotion.
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But I bet he hasn't deserted your colon!
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Oh, and don't touch me there. It's innappropriate.
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Ksh!
Forget about any comments that you may have made that were perhaps unkind. I hold nothing against you or your friends anymore. I remain faithful (HAHAHAHAHA oh I crack myself UP) to Faith in many ways, but any problems you may have with her are your business not mine.
I have the soul of a librarian so when I critique poetry, actually critique poetry, I don't just say "lolz nice poem tee hee." I refuse to pretend something that isn't worth liking. Anyway, thanks for that apologetic little message. Being the softy that I am, I appreciate it.
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Welcome to deviantART, take care, be well, and Happy Holidays.
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a cheese is cheese unless eaten by cheese... then it's cannibalism... yum
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