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IwuvtheOffice
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[2008-01-31 20:39:25 +0000 UTC]
"Wax On,Wax Off"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 221; Deviations: 78; Watchers: 51
Watching: 15; Pageviews: 14803; Comments Made: 613; Friends: 15
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: My father, Drew Struzan, Kate Beaton, Adam Hughes...Favorite movies: Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters, Tron, Airplane!, Indiana Jones, Dirty Harry, Back to the Future, etc...
Favorite bands / musical artists: Bowie, The National, Duran Duran, Talking Heads, Huey Lewis, The Beatles, Devo, Depeche Mode, etc...
Favorite writers: Michael Crichton, Michael Chabon, Ray Bradbury, Harper Lee
Favorite games: at the moment, the Ghostbusters game
Tools of the Trade: Pencils, inks, and watercolors
Other Interests: drawing, astrophysics, reading, watching movies, and breathing
# About me
Current Residence: The GridFavourite genre of music: Indie/Alternative Rock, 80's
Favourite style of art: watercolor paintings, cartoons, comics
MP3 player of choice: i pod
Shell of choice: what?
Favourite cartoon character: Inspector Gadget, Dexter, Johnny Bravo, Courage, the Gargoyles from Gargoyles
# Comments
Comments: 48
Hahaha it's your birthday too?!?! AWESOME!!! Today's mine also 
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Really? Ha ha that's great
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Hahahaha it's okay! Thanks !!!
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I love the webcam loop, and I really like your work.
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Thanks, I appreciate the comment! And thanks for all the favorites 
Parks and Rec is the best, right?
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Its great, but The Office is my absolute favorite show. I like all your Office stuff.
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Many thanks for the fav! Sweet avatar by the way! I like it! haha.
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No problem
Thanks! :-]
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hey there haven't spokenin like 4 eva sorta my fault lol been buisy so I just wanted to tell u some funny stuff I saw turns out Dwight pranked weird al
and also that dwight might die?
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Sorry it took me a while to reply. I've been super busy as well. All aspects of my life has been swamped with school. How are you?
Dwight? The Office Dwight?
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i good a yes office dwight!
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ooh and thanks for the watch now too!!
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No problem!
And thank you for the watch as well :]
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haha...your name is iwuvtheoffice and your picture is from arrested development...my two favourite tv shows!! anyways, great drawings! *fave*
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Ya, me too!
Thank you very much!
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No problem ^_^ I love your work!
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..... if this is how you are when you get drunk w/ one shot, i would love to see you drink 10 shots of winecoolers.
& yes my dear, you are going to deal w/ it if you like it or not.
Oh, yeah! I'M NOT-
you know i can't take you seriously when your comment consists of a emo-con picking its nose. i'm sorry, but i just can't....... plus that one with the eyes looks paranoid or somethin'. damn i'm blaming you for any of my nightmares tonight, missy.
... back to dramatic sequence....
OH, YEAH! I'M NOT MOVING!... for now...BUT WooT!
((Throws confetti & Gerald Butler in the air))
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you know i love the fact that this is how you greet me. i feel loved.
makes me feel like i'm some rampaging sex monster or something from "I AM LEGEND"
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~, in return i'll hide from you.
((hides under a clawed foot bathtub))
HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, BITCH?
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It feels like a freakin stab wound in the heart and you also threw salt on it, bitch! I should smack you!
Oh, bye the bye, somehow, you're still by ho
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You.. said bitch.. in anger... GASP. this is like a Kodack moment! BUT, BETTER W/ A SIDE OF WHIMSICAL.. NESS.
..... NO. i'm sorry i over rule you on the pimp-chain. I OWN YOU, DEAL WITH IT.
Plus, you spelled "hoe" wrong. I should laugh right now, but i'm not going to. I'm just good that way.
anyway. GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT!
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Ya, I know, I had this wierd burst of anger. Like the Hulk, except maybe more so. Adrenaline rush. I hope I didn't kill anyone...
Whimsicalness. I like it
Ah, but I don't wanna deal with it
GOD DAMMIT! We got this new keyboard and it freakin' bugs me! Stupid button... The back space is like one centimeter long!
*takes out screw driver and starts popping buttons out*
How do you know I didn't mean to spell it that way? Maybe I'm Santa, ho ho ho. God, I've had way too much sugar
I doooooooon't knoooooow. What?
Chicken butt?
God, I need help...
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DAMN IT I FORGOT TO HIT REPLY. REPOSTING
..... if this is how you are when you get drunk w/ one shot, i would love to see you drink 10 shots of winecoolers.
& yes my dear, you are going to deal w/ it if you like it or not.
Oh, yeah! I'M NOT-
you know i can't take you seriously when your comment consists of a emo-con picking its nose. i'm sorry, but i just can't....... plus that one with the eyes looks paranoid or somethin'. damn i'm blaming you for any of my nightmares tonight, missy.
... back to dramatic sequence....
OH, YEAH! I'M NOT MOVING!... for now...BUT WooT!
((Throws confetti & Gerald Butler in the air))
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I think I would puke with two shots. Considering what one shot did. Or maybe I would bo soooooo wasted, that I was sober. Makes sense to me.
I don't deal with things very well. I have people to do that for me.
Muahahaha! That was the plan. Traumamatize you via emo-cons.
I have paranoia problems.
YAYAYAYA! You ain't moving! Fantabulous! 'Cause then who would be my ninja?
Lemme throw sometin'
*throws evil lhasa apso into air, but fails to catch her*
You're lucky, I didn't use any emo-con. I think anymore would put you beyond nightmares into a state of paranoia and insanity that would be impossible to escape from. Trust me, I would know.
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It is 11: 21 a.m. while i am writing this comment... i didn't get one fucking wink of fucking sleep, because of your fucking emo-cons.
I FUCKING BLAME YOU. AND YES I AM CRANKY!!! GAGH, SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME COFFEEE!!!!!!!
my god who would have thought that you could have a nightmare involving the M&M men and you.
((cringes and shivers))
my god that was scary...
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Ha ha, victory! I shall gather an army of fucking emo-cons and destroy the world, Muahahaha!
Blam me all you want, it'll never stop me!!!!!! I can tell you're cranky. NOBODY GIVE HER COFFEE!
A nightmare involving me and M&M's?
...
How so?
Finally, I have taken over the waking and sleeping aspects of your life. This calls for some chocolate.
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.... i have just have one comment on your behavior. Who the hell are you & what did you do to the... quieter Ashley, because from what my short-term memory, YOU. were never really like this unless you were with people you knew well or in a small group of people.
Am i aloud to say that you are a bit what's that word... shy???
Now than going on. Yes, you and M&Ms= bad combination to me. I'll tell you the wacky dream on some later note, because at the moment
!WE ARE AT WAR!
& yes midear , i had coffee. tons and TONS OF COFFEE... vanilla frappachinos to be more specific.
now..!LET THE WAR PROCEED! w/ a comeback.
... you spelled blame wrong. & i want you to imagine something.
we have a bunch of people from the office. two of them are one of your favorite couples now imagine them w/ chains & whipcream & THEY ARE DOING IT. hardcore style
Ha. now when think of the office and those two people by good chance thats the first image that will come to your mind when you read fanfiction s or watch the show. Ha. i'm evil
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Yep, i knew it, but you, my friend, are not the only one who is shy believe me you are defiantly not the only one. & yes this is a damn confession.
HELLZ YEZ. I ruined your fandom for a while. I FEEL LIKE WALKING ON SUNSHINE.~
... that's all you got??? i will still drink a cup of coffee & not be fazed by the fact that swe- some what sweet loved was made under the tree. I'll prove it to you.
((In reality, actually drinks some coffealsk))
... bleh. nevermind, nevermind. damn i won't be able to drink coffee for a while. Urgh. Disgusting wasted teenagers in my mind. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE COFFEE BEAN TREE.
COME BACK TIME. my turn, already my dear, dear FOOLISH FRIEND. I want you to get a form of chocolate right now. than scroll down.
good now i want you to take a few bites.
imagine while you are eating your heavenly "insert type of chocolate here" chocolate bar you notice it tastes funny you look down & it turns out to be----
sperm. a bunch and bunch of sperm. you puke a rainbow in your toilet & you go to the store for a pregnancy tester. THE END.
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Yes, well, I have the power of the keyboard. So now non of my words are lost in the abyss. You have to read everything I write. Plus, I'm still recovering from all the sugar last night. I'm a bit better now.
Oh ya, I'm very shy.
Fine, I'll wait for the M&M story later.
Oh hell ya we are at war!!!!!!! And I have the upper hand. I had a preemptive strike. Beat that.
I know I spelled blame wrong, that is not my fault!!!!!! It's this stupid wireless keyboard. It's sabotaging my rants. I'm too OCD to let a word go spelled incorrectly.
Thank you. You just ruined the Office for me. This is more than war, missy. This is a battle to restore the honor of the best freakin' show on the planet.
Ugh, bad images of Pam and Jim... You're cruel.
Now it's my turn to strike. Imagine a coffee bean tree somewhere in Colombia. Now imagine a wasted teenage couple next to that tree, you know what they're doing. The next cup of coffee you ingest will be from that very tree.
Mess with the bull and you get the horns. Roar.
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