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RileyHart ♀️ [15614306] [2010-11-05 22:15:03 +0000 UTC] "We're all mad here." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 605; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 2

Watching: 9; Pageviews: 2771; Comments Made: 281; Friends: 9

# Interests

Favorite movies: Princess Mononoke
Favorite bands / musical artists: Regina Spektor, Nightwish, or The Decemberists.
Favorite writers: ...I dunno, I can't pick...
Favorite games: ...Zelda or Pokemon.
Favorite gaming platform: Wii
Tools of the Trade: ...a pencil, some paper, and a scanner...?
Other Interests: Art (duh), writing, fun, reading, MUSIC, anime, manga, nudity! ^__^, and your pants.

# About me

I can't commit to anything, I procrastinate, I have an awful sense of boundaries and personal space, I have panic attacks about being feminine, I lie for no reason, I hate bad grammar, I am constantly in flux about who I am an who I want to be, I am queer, I am spineless, I am arrogant, I am forgetful, I am trusting, I am easily guilted, and I don't give a single fuck if you care.
It's taken me years to figure out who I am up to this point, and you don't get to help. This is mine. You don't tell me who I am or what I should do and if you can't deal with me, exactly as I am now, then don't try. I won't change for you. I'll change, for myself, the ways that I want to grow, and the ways I want to shrink. But I don't have time or money or energy to waste on trying to be your vision of perfect.
The best way to not be disappointed is to not have expectations for me. You don't get to have expectations for me. I expect things of myself. I am the only person who gets to define myself.

That said, have some pickup lines:
There's no 'u' in 'I', but if we work together, I could be in u.
Nice shoes. Let's fuck.
You're pretty. Can I have some of your hair? (props if you can get this one to work. Double-props if you're a three-year-old airbender with a shiny bald head.)
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Mind if I Slytherin?
I'm a female of the appropriate age for sexual interactions. Would you like to engage in intercourse?

Yep, pickup lines form Alice suck. But hey, if you can get them to work, you are one smooth-ass mother fucker.

# Comments

Comments: 24

esk-xo [2012-05-18 00:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
xox

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ChellizardDraws [2012-02-23 02:35:43 +0000 UTC]

:D (Big Grin) D thanks for the favorite, dear

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GingyRage [2011-10-23 15:26:50 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave :D (Big Grin)

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Koholint [2011-10-23 04:04:20 +0000 UTC]

:3 Thanks for the favorite!

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KiraXAxelXLawlet [2011-10-21 00:20:02 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav! XP

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Tenma-Japnco [2011-10-20 18:09:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the fav of my Chobits cosplay !! >w<

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kilurazi [2011-10-20 08:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav :-) (Smile)

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Isawa-Hiromi [2011-10-20 07:55:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!! =^^=
Please enter in my gallery all you want to and if you aren´t yet one of my watchers and you´d like more of my cosplays I wish you´d watch me =^^=

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Cult-Clueless [2011-09-26 14:47:35 +0000 UTC]