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Sherratari
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[2008-04-01 05:15:45 +0000 UTC]
"Lock and load."
(Unknown)
# Statistics
Favourites: 300; Deviations: 30; Watchers: 15
Watching: 145; Pageviews: 7214; Comments Made: 677; Friends: 145
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Henri MatisseFavorite movies: Beetlejuice
Favorite TV shows: The Witcher, ATLA
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Amazing Devil, Sabaton, Iron Maiden
Favorite books: LOVE ALL THE BOOKS!!! (except textbooks.)
Favorite writers: Neil Gaiman
Favorite games: TF2, Portal 2, WoW
Favorite gaming platform: I'm a PC gamer.
Tools of the Trade: Pen, paper, laptop, "bite me" attitude
Other Interests: Reading, writing, shiny things...
# Comments
Comments: 130
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Thanks for the llama! Here, have one back!
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Thank you for the llama !
I draw nudes, glamorous figures, sensual portraits and other things like that.
If you're interested, I would be happy to see you visit my gallery and my profile page !
My drawings are only for fun and exclusively done with black pencils.
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1 , and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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You launched a large, furry, South American herbivore 
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Thank you so much for the llama badge, very much appreciated. One returned.
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Hi, Kear. 
I really like your flower photos... very colorful & inviting. Thanks for sharing.
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Your pictures are so Cute n.n Thank you so much for the llama :3 Happy new Year
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I'm glad you like my story the devil's three golden hairs.
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It was a very enjoyable read, and I want to make sure I can find it again.
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Thanks so much for watching! It really means a lot!
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