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[2007-07-06 05:34:38 +0000 UTC]
"Albert"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 318; Deviations: 31; Watchers: 137
Watching: 217; Pageviews: 17380; Comments Made: 334; Friends: 217
# About me
Albert, born in the 8os, raised by wolves and was known as biggest gay porn star in Indonesia, even thought he protested that he wasn’t gay, but that’s the end of our story let us start at the beginning. Born in Africa, he never knew his really parents as he was abandoned as baby in a Mcvitys box, found by wolves and after they eat the rest of the contents, of the box, they decided to raise this baby as their own, but it wasn’t long before Albert decided he couldn’t live with these wise cracking wolves much longer as all they talked about was the fact that this was Africa and they were wolves from the ghetto, so at the age of 32 he decided to leave and find his real parents, problem dead or in the thoughts of some gritty smack battle but never the les, off he went. Meany years into his journey he came across he’s guardian angel and this is the first words he said: yo fool I a’nt no Ice Tea or Bob Marley I is Mr T. Albert looked up from his yogurt, which he had won in a bum fight with, well, a bum. Albert removed the spoon from his yogurt and started waving it violently at the man called Mr T, Albert said if you’re the real Mr A-team T, why don’t you help me find my parents. To this Mr T said: You fool you is 56 years old, they is most likely dead. But Mr T sow how much his words had hurt Albert by the fact that he was now on the floor curled in a ball, signing November Rain by Guns and Roses. At that time Mr T did what he always did, he took pity on the fool and said: Ok ill help you find your parents fool, but I a’nt getting on no plane, so we is walking. This brought a smile to Albert’s face as he felt he could trust this man with his gold chains, Sovran rings and mohock. This Mr T reminded Albert of a friend he use to know nicknamed Santa, he was a black man that use too beat up kids and take their charismas presents but Albert always felt that there was a love and trust there, no mater how many time he got beat up by this jolly, wife beating, man. But with a new hope of finding his parents Albert and Mr T went of to a dark alley too start their search…..The beginning of my bio,bli,crow,ogrephi Albert and Mr T, happy days, till he touched me.
Current Residence: uk
# Comments
Comments: 249
Merry Christmas!
Froehliche Weihnachten!
Sung Tan Chuk Ha!
Joyeux Noël!
Mo'adim Lesimkha!
Buon Natale!
Kurisumasu Omedeto!
...Feliz Navidad!
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Merry Christmas!
Froehliche Weihnachten!
Sung Tan Chuk Ha!
Joyeux Noël!
Mo'adim Lesimkha!
Buon Natale!
Kurisumasu Omedeto!
...Feliz Navidad!
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can you check out my gallery and give me some feedback pease? id really appreciate it. thanks
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O_O...waoh... i totally don't know why i didn't watch you sooner T-T
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hope your still watching lol thank you
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Of course I'm still watching you ^^
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What's up
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What's up
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Hello! We're working on a brand new steampunk comic! I really like your art style and I was wondering if you'd be interested!
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Thank you for faving a page of my comic
Very nice gallery, full of interesting works!
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np, i love it its very surreal
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