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archonix
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[2005-01-29 11:32:16 +0000 UTC]
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Soon, it's going to be yet another regular day. Birds will sing...cats will meow...dogs will bark...geese will honk and steal peoples stuff. Β
A typical, simple, regular day.
However, there is a small, tiny, exception.Β The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance.Β Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit!Β For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!
Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street.Β Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum!
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A very good day to you, human. I come to you on your day of birth with greetings... and thanks.
My good subject Pinkie Pie told me she had taken to congratulating some humans on their birthdays, but even she has her limits. So she asked us for a bit of assistance... and for such friends of ponykind, we feel it right to provide it.
It is thanks to people like you that our land of Equestria, our very world, exists like it does. It is your friendship with us that gave us life. For that, we will forever be grateful and cherish you.
And so, allow me to wish you happiness, peace, prosperity and fulfillment! My hope goes with you that you suffer no hardship in the year ahead, but should a challenge befall you, I am certain your courage and skill will see you rise to conquer it!
Now... where is she...
Here, sister!
Fashionably late, I see! But just in time for the greetings to be given.
Right! I'm ready. Three, two, one...
Happy Birthday!
And now... let us commence the royal party.
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In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most.Β But not for you.Β For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all.Β Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday!Β May many more follow!
Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
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Haaaaaaappy happy birthday to our good friend today!
Here's a little birthday song with something I must say!
On this day we celebrate having you with us!
Throw a party here for you I'll make sure is a blast!
I wish you only happiness, that your life's full of smiles!
That you and your friends will prevail in any troubling times!
Most of all, I wish for you that you'll have lots of fun!
And share it with all close to you, spread happiness around!
OR ELSE!
So let's get down to business now, there'll be no more delays!
On to the birthday party, celebrate this joyous daaaaay!
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A few days from today, the history books show an entry.Β An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon.Β That boon was you.Β And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in!
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Yay! We're here, everypony!
Phew, that wasn't long. I told you we could easily make it on hoof!
Speak for yourself, Twi, you didn't have to carry this cake! It's heavy, you know!
Thank you for helping out, Dashie! I couldn't have settled for anything less, after all!
Hi... We're here to... wish you a happy birthday.
You said it! Happy birthday !
And what better way to say "happy birthday" than with a cake?
Why, with a real Apple family apple pie, of course!
With a muffin! Yay!
But these, while pleasant to give, mean little by themselves...
What makes them meaningful are our wishes for you!
Exactly! And we wish for you to have a perfect birthday and a great year ahead of you!
Don't fear any challenges you might face! No matter how bad it may seem, have faith in yourself and keep on being awesome!
And while at it, keep a level head and don't lose sight of what's important! Keep the magic of friendship alive in yourself!
Remember your loved ones and friends, an' don't let little things an' worries get you down!
We hope that you'll find all you seek and be the best you can be!
Don't forget to respect yourself! You're the best at being you, so stay true to what you really are!
And we hope that you'll be at peace with yourself, too... and that the year ahead will be peaceful for you.
And throughout all that, have fun! It isn't fun if you don't have any, after all, and fun it should be!
Just like today! Party on!
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History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake. Β
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How Many DA Points to Commission you? And When WillΒ Commissions Be Open Again?Β
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Thanks for the collection add, BBQ already told me you would like the Derpy princess ^^
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Oh yes, yes. I had meant to leave a comment as well, if only life didn't keep dragging me away to things. It's a cute piece.
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Weeee! Today's the day, everypony!
Pinkie, do we have to teleport in like that every time?
Of course, silly! Else it wouldn't be a proper birthday greeting!
Ahem...
Happy birthday !
And it wouldn't be a proper birthday if Ah didn't bring y'all an apple pie, baked by yours truly!
Let us all give you our best wishes on this occasion and wish you a wonderful year!
I hope that you will not run into any trouble this year and that everything will be as good as it can possibly be.
Don't forget that you're awesome! And that we're all your friends! Keep on rockin'!
Always keep the magic of friendship within you. May it bring you as much joy as it brings us!
And don't ever feel like you're useless or unworthy! Only you have what it takes to live your life, so don't let anyone or anything else get you down!
And of course, don't forget to have fun while at it! And speaking of fun...
It's time to party !
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In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! Β Also, have delicious that day!
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Listen, dude. I recommend you tell everyone on Derpibooru to quit talking about me. I've clearly had enough, and now I have no control. I made a mistake (even if I thought I was ending a debate), and I was feeling pissy. So tell all of them to shut up or something if you can. I hate being bullied behind my back. I worry about it 24/7. That's the only reason I keep coming back.
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You weren't ending a debate, you started an argument and perpetuated it when you were asked to stop multiple times by multiple moderators, and now you're ban evading to try and keep the argument going when it has clearly ended.
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I only perpetuated it when I was seeing that no one would stop talking about it. As a test, I kept using different background pony accounts to make sure everyone stops for sure. But they kept talking about how bad my art is when none of them can draw shit. It's really hypocritical and pathetic when their only excuses are trashing someone's art.
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Over here, everypony! My Pinkie sense is telling me they're here!
Hi! Pinkie Pie invited us all to her friend's birthday party, and...
And that friend is you! Happy birthday !
Ah've brought an apple pie along for you, sugarcube!
And I, speaking for all of us, wish you all the best in your life and all your endeavours!
I hope that you'll have a wonderful time and that trouble will pass you by.
And no matter what happens, remember that we'll always be your friends. Stay awesome!
May the magic of friendship and all it contains be ever with you.
And if you ever feel down, don't forget that that you're the hero of your life's story, and no-one else can be better at it than you!
Now come on, you all, it's time to start the party for real!
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Happy early birthday! Β With many happy returns!
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So you didn't have the balls to ban me permanently huh? If you think I'll learn my lesson, I'm just going tell you that your going to be the one to learn a lesson. That moment where you guys will need me is going to come and neither you or anyone else is going to stop it. So be comfortable with what you have oh great site admin, because you are going to need it and your going to need me whether you like it or not.
See you around kid. Oh, and happy belated anniversary.
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Are you having problems with this guy, too?
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Not really, he just has a really bad Pro-Hasbro bias.
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Glad someone agrees with me.
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You're cute.
Oh and it's a permaban now, since you asked so nicely.
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Being an administrator doesn't make you a god, just as a reminder. Just ban me, but trying to mock me in the process isn't really the good guy of an admin. I am not impressed btw.
My little outburst really bothered you that much? You should pay attention to the guys who really mean it serious instead of the 0815 users like me.
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This guy seriously believes that just because he's a mod on an image board, it automatically makes him a better human than me.
Someone constantly deleted tags of images and then had the audacity to spam his hate in the comment section, describing how bad and disgusting ones art was.
I told him to buzz off in his own type of verbally-abusing-language, so he'd get the message straight away.
I get banned by this "mod" here, the troll gets to keep spamming his hate comments and deleting tags, giving me a hard time to find the images i'm looking for. Funny thing how the mods can ban you, adding their insulting comments in a pathetic attempt to mock you, breaking their own rules.
Thank god that i have a reallife to take care of. Unlike this guy that goes around banning people for no reason. ^^
All hail the moderators. They're gods!
(In their dreams where they f*ck cartoon horses) xD
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Are you from Derpibooru?
Dude... I HAD THE SAME ISSUE. I went to an art piece that everyone was judging, and once I told everyone to shut up about it and resume their daily lives, I was screamed at by two or three mods and the other users. I was banned two times before getting a permaban.Β
They all just think they're everything... Never has a site been so rude to me ever. This site has nice admins who look over things first, but all this guy did was swear at me immediately before things got really out of hand.
But eh, I don't even care anymore. At lest I don't draw nude horses with boobs 
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pointing out the statistical fact that the vast majority of derpibooru is SFW is "mocking" is it?
Ok. Guess I'm mocking you then. As for your little outburst, well, you know what you said and you know what the rules are. Whether you meant it is irrelevant: ironic shitposting is still shitposting and still breaks the rules there.
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Deleting the correct tags of pictures is completely fine?
I reported someone who did that and the admins told me the tag deletion was totally fine. Why don't you ban people like those instead of me? They threatened to perma ban me of a false report. xD
And by mocking i meant your silly "enjoy your time off".
Yet i still think that the guy i told to buzz off shouldn't have even shown up.
If he sees the thumbnail marked as explicit or even the downsized image-preview, why on earth did he click and comment on it? If he doesn't like those images theres no need to even view the full size.
And then he has the audacity to insult me after telling him to calm down in a humane way. Nope he answers with shitposting his diagram and basically saying "fuck you i don't care". Well don't think i would let myself be treated this way. If i had a bad day i will strictly tell people like him what i think about them. No mercy to those who respect my opinions.
Wasn't ponibooru made for those who love nsfw? Because of DA's rules against porn, we come to Ponib / derpib. And whenever i view the frontpage it has like 70% pictures of all kinds of fetishes. So i can't really understand how the site is supposed to be 99% safe.
Best wishes and #nohate
Gladanos
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Meh. I can wait a thousand years. Can you?
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Hiya, I drew a pic of your fic for the friend-off on EQD. Thought you might wanna know? lol
with uh, various artistic liberties taken ouo
fav.me/d84nfs2
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Alright, so, I'm a little curious. Do you ever frequent Anthony Watts' science blog, Watts Up With That? I saw a commenter on there named archonix.
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mmmmmmaybe? depends whether you agree with me. I mean him.
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"When science is settled, science is dead."
"Enviros plan, China laughs."
...Do either of those look like things an alarmist would have in their signature?
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