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[2015-07-25 06:08:02 +0000 UTC]
"don't call me gatsby"
(United States)
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first world p r o b l e m s. ♚ " all these gucci bags "
❝ yet nothing to go with them. ❞mister-manners
bandwagon / jung daehyun
please comment under here to keep a tidy page, thanks!
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"slim thick with your cute ass -"
B)
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( ;; she could care less about money
( ;; it was her favourite thing about this place, all the people of different backgrounds in one place
( ;; she was walking around happily snapping pics of everything
( ;; and then she ran into someone on accident and stumbled back, falling to the ground
" oh fuck !"
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/ texting a couple of friends while walking
/ that's dangerous stop michael
/ but when he bumps into someone, he grunts and looks over
"I'd be careful if I were you.."
"But it was also partially my fault. Are you alright?"
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( ;; gets off the ground and dusts off her ass
" no, i wasn't looking where I was going"
" my apologies "
( ;; laughs a bit
" yes I'm fine, are you okay ?"
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(/drags herself over to him)
" michael -"
(/shes whining like a smol puppy)
(/flops down next to him)
" heeelp -"
(/leans against his arm casually)
(/ and yeah shes just there hA H)
" exams are tomorrow."
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/ studying tbh
"Then get your lazy ass up and study."
/ can that be anymore blunt
/ he's got notes and everything
/ he's ready
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"it's not called being lazy."
" it's called being bored."
(/peaks over his shoulder)
(/pouting smh)
" i've already studied, i just need help in one section."
" can you help me pleeeease ??"
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/ s IGHS
/ looks over to her and gives her a look like
/ why do i know u again
"What section do you need help with?"
"Don't pout. It's childish and immature."
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(/slowly smiles @ him)
" history."
(/snorts some, cocking a brow)
" have you just met me or something ?"
" you legit just described me."
" childish and immature."
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"Clearly."
/ lAUGHS AT HISTORY THO
"You need help with history?"
"I'm sorry, but you'd need to be really stupid to ask for help in history."
/ it's his type of subject m8
"Anyways, what is it that you needed help with?"
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"oh shut up you."
" i was never good at history, it makes me snore."
(/rolls her eyes, crossing her arms)
" im clearly smart ! i got a scholarship here, so haha !"
(/shes just trying to make herself feel better)
" well, it's only a small portion of the history."
" it's about world war II."
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"ugh…"
/ gets up and puts on his robe
/ he's gonna make some tea bc stress
"Doesn't mean you have a scholarship doesn't mean you're smart in everything."
"World war II? Alright, what are we talking about? Nazis? Pearl harbor? Island hopping?"
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(/falls over since she was leaning on him, rip)
" can i have some too please ? thank you."
(/cuddles against one of his pillows)
" you're just jealous because im cuter than you."
(/she lied with a smirk )
" the battle of the coral sea."
" it's too haaard -"
(/and the whining continues)
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/ puzzled like
"What does looks have to do with smarts?"
/ super hella confused
"That still doesn't explain why you're still single."
/ blunt as always
/ prepares his tea and takes a sip into it
"Hold up, I have notes on that."
/ takes out his gucci bag and takes out his notes for the coral sea
"I also found this really good documentary online if you want to watch it."
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"it has nothing to do with smarts."
" im just pointing out the obvious."
(/scrunches up her nose)
" you're one to talk. girls would only date you for one thing, and it's definitly not your looks."
(/shes partially joking)
(/ofc she didnt mean it )
(/frowns some )
" i might look at it "
(/reluctantly gets up to get the notes)
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"Then why did you bring it up?"
/ yawns just a tad
/ its gonna take more than that
"Come back to me when you've made better insults."
"I'm not interested in anyone at this school anyway. Hell I'm not even dating anyone."
/ la ughs oh melody you're funny :^)
"Good. Now, if you'll excuse me."
/ takes his books and goes to the counter to study
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~ > Kyle was standing up on a two-sided latter, reaching the top rows of fish tanks
~ > and throwing a good amount of food in for the fish
~ > he has a lot of customers in today, good thing to
~ > That meant more money for the fish.
~ > A few girls were giggling at him as he stepped down the latter
~ > And carried it out of the way because that was the last of the fish he needed to feed today
~ > He's gotten used to the giggling
~ > Usually those girls would come in, buy something just to talk to him
~ > Then leave and toss it in the trash can outside
~ > Which he, of course, retrieves because it was a waste of money, and he's pretty much getting money for free when they do that.
~ > As usual, they came up, bought something, talked and then left, he followed them out and saw them toss the fish food in the trash can, and they looked at him like; oops.
~ > Kyle just walked up and stuck his hand right in there grabbing the fish food and raising it.
"If your going to waste food, you might as well not come here anymore."
~ > They gasped
~ > Screeched 'ew gross' at him
~ > And walked off looking offended
~ > Kyle just brushed the package off and started heading back inside.
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/ so their finally making that fish tank that michael was begging for since last week
/ so there he is about to enter the fish store, looking over the girls
/ scoffs like
"Bitch you shouldn't be grossing over him when you got those ratchet ass skirts from the thrift shop next door."
/ peasants h AH
/ takes off his ray bans as he goes into the store
/ walks inside to look at the huge fishes, however kois would catch his eye
/ tilts his head and notices how huge they were
"Oh, these are gorgeous."
"How much for these beautiful things?"
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~ > He heard those words as soon as he entered his shop
~ > stopping a few ways away from the koi pond as if he couldn't believe he heard those words.
~ > Kyle decided to forget he heard that and just decided to answer his questions.
~ > 1,000,000,000 for the smexy koi merman standing next to you. LMFAO
"Ah, they are aren't they?"
~ > Kyle wouldn't be surprised if the guy bought the whole damn pond, judging by how rich he looks.
~ > of course he would sell him the fish, not the pond
"They range around 200-400 depending on the size."
~ > totally just searched that up.
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"Beautiful, yes. Especially the white koi over there."
/ really has his eye for that one
/ b UT HEY IM HERE TO BUY THEM ALL
"Only 200-400? Hmm.. fare enough."
"I'll buy all these kois then. How much? 2,000? 8,000?"
/ pulls out his credit card n such
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~ > He had a pretty big pond, and, he'd probably just add it up and buy more koi to put in there.
~ > although he was throwing out some big numbers, it meant nothing when one would have to restock.
~ > and Kyle wasn't the scamming type.
~ > so, he pulled out his calculator casually,
~ > and began adding them up,
"Well, that one is 400, that one is 250...."
~ > and he continued, pointing out each one so the man knew he wasn't getting scammed
~ > and so, once he added it all up it came up to 6,400
"6,400"
~ > Now curious about what he was planning to do with them, he decided to ask because he DID care about his fish
~ > the last time someone tried to swipe bingo bucks into his cash register they were going to cook them at a buffet.
"Planning on doing anything special with em?"
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/ nods
"Fine, fine. 6,400."
"I still have enough to fix my yacht back at the dock."
/ hands him his credit card
/ blinks @ the question like-
"Yes..? I plan on putting them on my newly installed pond."
/ chuckles softly and takes out a couple more 100's
/ hands him like 200
"Keep this for the trouble. Just in case they cost more to restock"
"I hear kois are hard to find and I find it rather selfish I'm taking it all."
/ laughs softly
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~ > He looked at the 200 like; is this guy serious?
~ > but, you know, he wasn't one to argue with someone
~ > so he just counted it all out and walked over to the register and began sorting things out.
"Ah, alright."
~ > If there was any real trouble with restock, he'd find a way to handle it.
~ > but, the newly installed pond peeked his interest.
~ > he definately wasn't a guy to treat anyone differently- rich or not.
"Pond? Well, that sounds cool. Thanks, I wouldn't consider you selfish, after all who wouldn't want em all?"
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/ nods and chuckles softly
"Of course."
/ thinks for a moment and smiles
"I never got your name."
"I'm Michael. Michael Song."
/ extends his hand to greet him
"I'm calling in a couple of guys to pick up the fish if you don't mind."
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~ > He looked over at him from where he was sorting things out.
"I'm Kyle."
~ > And he didn't hesitate to grab his hand and shake it
~ > obviously not a shy guy at all
~ > even if he had huge secrets.
"I don't mind at all, do as you please if it means taking the fish to their new home."
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"Kyle? Nice name."
/ looks over to study his structures
"Hmm, no wonder why girls look come over to talk to you."
"You're not bad looking yourself."
/ laughs softly and sits on a stool chair
"Thank you. They'll be here within an hour or so."
"So, you manage this little fish shop by yourself?"
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~ > Just, wasn't expecting that
~ > holding back a weird look at him now
~ > Kyle, eh, it was a normal name.
~ > he couldn't help but laugh with him though at that.
"By myself, yep. But I should probably hire people soon, otherwise I'll get overwhelmed you know?"
ooc. Actually planning on making a character for that bandwagon you're in :3
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first world problems. oh cool! "Yes, I recommend you don't overwork yourself."
"Though it was be fun watching such cute little fish swim and such."
/ sighs softly and stares at the koi pond
"You're job seems simpler than mine."
"As soon as my dad retires, I have to take charge in his company."
/ huffs and chuckles softly
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~ > Sometimes the shop would end up closed for a week at the longest because of his college.
~ > He couldn't do that anymore, hence it was bad for business
~ > It was nice, watching them swim by as if they had no worries
"I wouldn't understand what it's like to run a widespread company, but it sounds like a lot of work hearing it from you."
~ > So, he guessed that it was probably a lot simpler.
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"It really is.. pressure's on me since i'm next head."
/ sighs softly and turns his attention to the fish
/ yawns and takes out his phone
"Perhaps you've heard of the company? Song Corp?"
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~ > Can't say it didn't sound familiar
~ > but he can't say he knew what the places purpose was for.
"Sounds familiar. . ."
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"It's a rather successful business industry."
/ looks over to his phone
/ then towards him
"So how long have you had this shop open?"
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❝ listen michael - ❞
❝ how fast would you grab the nearest baseball bat if i told you i made a pass at your sister ? ❞
( she's actually bluffing but she just really needs a reaction out of him right now )
( wearing the most shit-eating grin anyone's ever seen )
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/ oh hell
/ raises a brow and has a dead look on his face
"I'll grab it in .5 seconds and hit you hard enough to watch you fly your ass all the way to the nonexistent planet of Pluto."
/ he's being dead serious
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( woah shit she didn't expect him to be that serious )
( starts sweating just at the thought of it and laughs dismissively )
❝ heh, i kid, i kid ! ❞
❝ i know how you guys are super close and you'd probably rip me a new one if you found out i was trying something without your permission ❞
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"Good. Do another joke like that and I might just do it."
"Watch yourself, kiera or you're not going to my private island in the Pacifics."
/ yea he's prince of the school for a reason lmao
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(/runs up to him quickly)
(/shes all pouty & looks a lil sad)
(/tugs at his arm)
" michael !!"
" some of your friends are being mean to me -"
" can you tell them to stop ??"
(/giving him puppy dog eyes and shit)
(/melody pls )
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/ laying down firmly on his bed
/ looks over to her and raises a brow
"Again?"
"It's either they really like you or really jealous that I'm your roommate."
/ y'know its almost a 10% guaranteed that you'll room with the prince of the school
"But-"
/ chuckles softly
"One of them's still a virgin."
"You can use that to blackmail one of them."
"That'll shut em up for sure."
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(/cue nervous laughter)
" or because i accidentally 'blew up' the science lab since i couldn't hear the timer."
(/her cheeks turned a bright shade of pink out of embarrasment)
(/cocks a brow, folding her arms)
" but im still a virgin too, so what's the point ? also, i can't blackmail. that's just rude."
(/furrows her brows, frowning some)
" can't you just tell them to leave me alone ??"
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"Now that's just fucked up."
"They know you're deaf and shit why would they do that?"
/ raises a brow and crosses his arms
"You have to be rude to get to a point sometimes."
"Fine. Hold that thought."
/ calls one of his friends
"Hey- listen. Leave my roommate alone otherwise you and your stupid asses aren't going to come with me to my dad's private island in the Pacifics. Tell the other dudes to quit it too."
/ hangs up and sighs
"There. Problem solved."
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"part of the package of being different comes with the bullies."
(/shrugs lightly, sitting beside him)
" well, i can't. it never works out for me when i try to be rude."
" i can't help that im so nice and sweet."
(/she replied jokingly, flashing him a large grin)
(/once he called his friends, she tilted her head some)
" you were talking too fast for me to understans, but im guessing you said something rude."
" so thank you !"
(/pulls him into a tight hug)
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/ puts his phone down and looks over to her
"All I said was they weren't going to my private island-"
/ woah that hug
/ awkwardly hugs her back
"Your.. welcome.. but I don't do hugs."
/ squirms a bit
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"y'know, sometimes i forget just how wealthy you are, but you're always there to remind me."
(/chuckles softly, letting go)
" aw, you're no fun !!"
" do you ever have any emotions ??"
(/pouts @ him)
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"My father owns a world famous company. What would you expect?"
/ squirms back to his bed
"You don't like being rude, I don't like affection period."
"Don't give me that pout either."
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( * strikes a pose * i'm here )
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first world problems. she's beautiful
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( d'aww -- also, thanks for the fc !! )
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first world problems. ofc bab!!
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enchanted to meet you.
heres that starter dear ! (✿◠‿◠)
( she took a deep breathe, as a way to calm her nerves down a bit )
( she was nervous as hell, but she needed the money right now )
( she and pulled her hair up into a high ponytail that was dawned with a cute little pink bow )
( she had the normal yet simple waitress uniform on, it was her first day )
( her uniform was a simple white white dress shirt and a black skirt that went just below the knee caps )
" here goes nothing... "
( she mumbled quietly to herself, as she grabs a serving plate and balances it on her hand )
( in her mind she was dreading the fact of seeing anyone from the university )
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