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[2015-10-12 06:11:50 +0000 UTC]
"me @ myself :"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 65
Watching: 43; Pageviews: 2590; Comments Made: 42; Friends: 43
# Comments
Comments: 33
FOR THE RECORD I STILL HATE MYSELF FOR FORGETTING THIS PASSWORD
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( HI!!
I forgot the password to this account
because i am the worst person in existance
okay byee !)
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[ guess whoooooo e v e
thanks for the watch! > v < ]
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I FOUND U. I really like how you do pages slay me
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( dumb starter for u )
( ok he's just staring at this one rn )
( she looks,, so much like jade )
( is that jade?? it's probably jade )
( maybe a slightly shorter jade with a pretty bow but generally the healthy amount of jade )
( clears throat, swOOCing on over to the suspected jade )
Β Β Β " coughcough- "
Β Β Β " yo harley, where've you been ? it's been like,,,, 7 centuries since you last decided to exist on this planet "
Β Β Β " do you know how fucking stumped rose and i are over the fact you just decided to pack up and check out of the building ?? we "
Β Β Β " we literally thought you were back at radioshack way to make us go on a wild chase to pinpoint where exactly the fuck you were "
( he sorta knows that it isn't jade but maybe if he talks about her enough, she will become jade )
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&&. pretty city kitty. LYYYYYYYYYYYYYRAAAAAAAAA.
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((YOLO BITCHES plz forgive me for this is usualy how I rp))
a cute small black haired man with long Pikachu ears and a Pikachu tail and about 5'0 shyly held a cake out to you. this was pikaplierΒ "uh h-hi miss lyra. I made this for you." he squeaked shyly. he liked making friends smille
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horny doge. ok but I like the 69 age part
you literally did math to get that year accurate im ,,
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" Hi "
" Please go befriend my wives for they are way cuter and better than me "
" This has been a PSA, thank you,, "
[> & ]
[> but seriously go watch them ]
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" lyRA MEW DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT I DONT DESERVE THIS OMG ??? "
" AAAAH - "
( / covers face up omg,, )
( / but rly thank u )
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[> wraps arms around them and nuzzles cheek into their hair ]
[> theyre so cute and,, smol ,, ]
" Y es,, yes,, please go watch my smol wife "
" But do not touch because you will get hurt "
[> no problem ash ketchup u deserve i t ]
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who ate all the FUCKING RAVIOLI NIGGA.Β ARE YOU GONNA FACE FACTS THAT YOURE CUTE AND DESERVE KISSES ? ?
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takeo ischi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuβ¦
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" BBBBBBBBBBB R ING THAT TRACK BACK "
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( You dont have to reply to the comment below !! :0 )
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Β β This is reserved for John Cena and hot girls β
β You arnt John Cena and you.. definetely are NOT a hot girl. β
β Im gay but I do have standards. β
β Well.. half gay β
[> lyra shut up ]
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so tell me what we choose.
YOUR LAYOUT IS SO PRETTY WTH
ALSO HI LYRA WHAT'S UP B)
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βΎ Π½ΡβΡΟΟΠ½ΞΉlΟΟ
Ρ | ooc. SCREAMING THANK U SO MUCH
i LIKE IT TOO TBH
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",,,"
"What the fuck Mom"
"IM BETTER THAN JOHN CENA"
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Β βMmm m, β
β Okay,, if you say so,,β
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"woma n"
",,, ok so maybe im not as good as john cena"
"bUT I CAN TR Y"
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" Am I hot enough ?"Β
(Λ΅β_βΛ΅)
" I will legit burn you if you say I'm not hot enough. "
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[> Looks them over real quick ]
β Naaaaah β
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(β_β)
> Takes out Lighter
> SNAKE MOM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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" but "
" am i a purretty hot , uh "
" cat ?? "
" γ½(Β΄β½ο½)/ "
( / omg leaf,, )
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[> Let out a soft hum ]
[> Bend over about 80 degrees and tapped her chin ]
[> Looking down at them ]
β Hmm... β
[> Gently cusps their cheeks in her hands, finger tips moving delicately over their features ]
[> Moves their head this way and that ]
β Cute face, A+ fashion sense, pretty hair-- β
[> Gently boops their nose ]
β Small itty bitty button nose β
β Yup, youreΒ at leastΒ a solid 11/10 β
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